LittleFireDragon
Apr 30 2009, 12:20 AM
I've noticed that as far as I can see, there have been NO female elves at all in the story, save for Leena (a young child)... Unless you count Tah'vraay and the other "dark elves", but I'm referring to the race of Cale, Tavor, etc. We've only seen males of this race. O.o
Discuss.
Chuint
Apr 30 2009, 01:00 AM
Cale and his kind have no need for women, if you get what Im saying.

And I'm saying they're gay, their 'species' is merely the result of a passed on genetic defect that is normally found on the Y chromosome rather than the X. They just thought it would be cool if they made their own society out of it.
Gathers Scrolls
Apr 30 2009, 01:43 AM
Well, we haven't seen any females in the Bloodrage clan, either; unless you count Gid, who's obviously adopted.
poochyena
Apr 30 2009, 01:50 AM
And I thought Lar was good on females but who knows! BUT in Richard's sing along um.."Boom de yada" you see some females in the background though.
Kimira
Apr 30 2009, 01:53 AM
Females in general are not a common appearance in the comic.
But alas, who has need for multiple female characters when you got 3 fucking sexxy ones already? *Cough Tav, Benny, Pella. Cough*
Who knows, maybe when Cale finally returns to his long lost city, or whatever, there will be an abundance of females of his kind...=O....
Gathers Scrolls
Apr 30 2009, 01:59 AM
I don't think there's any prejudice here; we've just seen more females of some species than others.
Then again, the paler elves we saw in the past and the Bloodrage in the present were both in battle or siege conditions. Maybe any females or children were ushered to safety or slain earlier.
If we're looking for female elves, regardless of tone, well, there's the priestesses for starters.
Makaan
Apr 30 2009, 02:17 AM
A: The pirate Captain you can say is a female elf but is a dark elf if you wana say that
B: In the history lesson by Bloodrage chieften there is his wife with her back only showing
C: Are the sisters humans with power or something else cause bald chicks don't appeal
LittleFireDragon
Apr 30 2009, 02:42 AM
THe reason I was asking is cuz I was trying to make an image of the characters of my fanfic. One of them is a female elf. XD
I ended up just merging and distorting a bunch of shots of Tavor and Tah'vraay.
Yay photoshop.
What do you think? Think it looks about right?
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
Apr 30 2009, 02:46 AM
I am going to say that all the races in this comic breed asexually.
Jowy
Apr 30 2009, 02:54 AM
QUOTE (LittleFireDragon @ Apr 29 2009, 10:42 PM)

THe reason I was asking is cuz I was trying to make an image of the characters of my fanfic. One of them is a female elf. XD
I ended up just merging and distorting a bunch of shots of Tavor and Tah'vraay.
Yay photoshop.
What do you think? Think it looks about right?

Just to make sure. Is that supposed to be Allissya Dragon?
LittleFireDragon
Apr 30 2009, 03:35 AM
QUOTE (Jowy @ Apr 29 2009, 07:54 PM)

Just to make sure. Is that supposed to be Allissya Dragon?
Yup!
GothicMoocow
May 2 2009, 05:46 AM
I almost thought it was sad that someone noticed this until i read this
QUOTE (Chuint @ Apr 29 2009, 06:00 PM)

Cale and his kind have no need for women, if you get what Im saying.

And I'm saying they're gay, their 'species' is merely the result of a passed on genetic defect that is normally found on the Y chromosome rather than the X. They just thought it would be cool if they made their own society out of it.
I just "lol'd"
Zander
May 2 2009, 05:59 AM
QUOTE (Gathers Scrolls @ Apr 29 2009, 09:43 PM)

Well, we haven't seen any females in the Bloodrage clan, either; unless you count Gid, who's obviously adopted.
What about
here (panel 5) and
here (panel 2)?
Novalyyn
May 2 2009, 09:30 AM
Heh, I was gonna mention that second one during the speech, but ya' beat me to it, Zander.
carcer
May 2 2009, 07:36 PM
Clearly they are all at home cooking and cleaning like they belong!

I mean this is a fantasy after all.
GothicMoocow
May 2 2009, 07:55 PM
thinking out loud here but
whhattt iff
now what if....
theres a island with Cale Ppl
all chicks..
tottaly... amazoninelfchicks
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 2 2009, 10:26 PM
QUOTE (Zander @ May 1 2009, 10:59 PM)

What about
here (panel 5) and
here (panel 2)?
nom nom nom, Hot-Cows, nom nom nom
QUOTE
thinking out loud here but
whhattt iff
now what if....
theres a island with Cale Ppl
all chicks..
tottaly... amazoninelfchicks
But following the fact that cale looks more like a women than a man... than isn't it safe to assume that all of the females of Cale's species looc like men?!?!
Oscar Hammerfist
May 4 2009, 05:45 PM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 2 2009, 05:26 PM)

nom nom nom, Hot-Cows, nom nom nom
But following the fact that cale looks more like a women than a man... than isn't it safe to assume that all of the females of Cale's species looc like men?!?!

Or rather, all elves look fairly androgenous.
Actually, I hold to the beleif that The Brothers of Exile and the Sisters are infact the decendants of Gamlon (by some inknown reason with blue skin). Its been thousands of years, it could happen.
Kavalion
May 4 2009, 09:31 PM
I thought Cale was female.
LittleFireDragon
May 4 2009, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (Kavalion @ May 4 2009, 02:31 PM)

I thought Cale was female.
Now, now, we're speaking in a strictly physical sense here, don't go getting into mental gender-identity! =P JK
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 5 2009, 01:33 AM
QUOTE (LittleFireDragon @ May 4 2009, 02:36 PM)

Now, now, we're speaking in a strictly physical sense here, don't go getting into mental gender-identity! =P JK
I thought he was female in all sences of the word for a while.
Novalyyn
May 5 2009, 06:51 AM
Much like Benny did at first?
geminight
May 6 2009, 07:10 PM
elfs all look like women in the fairy tales so mabe thair have been female we just did not see them
LittleFireDragon
May 6 2009, 10:11 PM
QUOTE (geminight @ May 6 2009, 12:10 PM)

elfs all look like women in the fairy tales so mabe thair have been female we just did not see them
Nah. Even with elves, you can tell by looking at the chest. ;P
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 7 2009, 12:42 AM
QUOTE (LittleFireDragon @ May 6 2009, 03:11 PM)

Nah. Even with elves, you can tell by looking at the chest. ;P

Alass, I just assumed Cale was very flat chested.... again that would be wierd for an elf.... and a SoLar comic.
Oscar Hammerfist
May 7 2009, 11:27 AM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 6 2009, 07:42 PM)


Alass, I just assumed Cale was very flat chested.... again that would be wierd for an elf.... and a SoLar comic.
Actually flat chest is quite common for elf females. The Idea is that they are ALL androgynous, yet incredibly beautiful. At least, thats what their supposed to be.
GothicMoocow
May 7 2009, 05:55 PM
since the male elfs are so pretty maybe the women are extremely ugly?
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 8 2009, 01:06 AM
QUOTE (Oscar Hammerfist @ May 7 2009, 04:27 AM)

Actually flat chest is quite common for elf females. The Idea is that they are ALL androgynous, yet incredibly beautiful. At least, thats what their supposed to be.
O rlly now mister elf afficionato? Female Elfs are Flat-Chested?
Example 1Example 2Example 3Example 4Example 5Oh and there are so many more...
Oscar Hammerfist
May 8 2009, 05:04 AM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 7 2009, 08:06 PM)

O rlly now mister elf afficionato? Female Elfs are Flat-Chested?
Example 1Example 2Example 3Example 4Example 5Oh and there are so many more...
Small breasted at the least. Those that aren't are FAIL.
More going for Erotic than what is true to material.
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 9 2009, 01:15 AM
lol, thats what i got when i googled Elf... along with pictrues from the movie... and if those are flat-breasted then i am Elmo, conquerer of worlds.
Forman
May 9 2009, 04:44 PM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ Apr 29 2009, 10:46 PM)

I am going to say that all the races in this comic breed asexually.
I really want to agree because i don't want to know about the whole richard thing and how that would work
...Ew...
Forman
May 9 2009, 04:50 PM
How could you tell them apart anyway. Look at cale, and from far away tavor looks like a girl too.
The only way to differentiate are beards.
GothicMoocow
May 9 2009, 06:38 PM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 7 2009, 06:06 PM)

O rlly now mister elf afficionato? Female Elfs are Flat-Chested?
Example 1Example 2Example 3Example 4Example 5Oh and there are so many more...
its almost as if u keep those on u at all time....
mhm
sofine the theory of women elvs being flatchasted have been disproven...
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 9 2009, 08:43 PM
QUOTE (GothicMoocow @ May 9 2009, 11:38 AM)

its almost as if u keep those on u at all time....
Damn you bastard, yah caught me!
carcer
May 9 2009, 11:04 PM
Bet it was hard to find those through all the naked fun time elf pics and videos you have.
GothicMoocow
May 10 2009, 12:07 AM
QUOTE (carcer @ May 9 2009, 04:04 PM)

Bet it was hard to find those through all the naked fun time elf pics and videos you have.

LOL in RL
before i judge a few of those examples WERE pretty hot
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 10 2009, 12:56 AM
QUOTE (carcer @ May 9 2009, 04:04 PM)

Bet it was hard to find those through all the naked fun time elf pics and videos you have.

Yah, its difficult to sipher the soft-core snippets from hard-core piles... considering the 6trillion pages of hard, and 1/10th soft. rofl.
O and, don't google search Elf with filter off.... it ain't pretty.
QUOTE
LOL in RL
before i judge a few of those examples WERE pretty hot
Atleast you're honest.
GothicMoocow
May 10 2009, 12:58 AM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 9 2009, 05:56 PM)

Yah, its difficult to sipher the soft-core snippets from hard-core piles... considering the 6trillion pages of hard, and 1/10th soft. rofl.
O and, don't google search Elf with filter off.... it ain't pretty.
Atleast you're honest.
Y not?
most of hte elf women closely resemble real women and those we think as hot by society standards
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 10 2009, 01:00 AM
QUOTE (GothicMoocow @ May 9 2009, 05:58 PM)

Y not?
most of hte elf women closely resemble real women and those we think as hot by society standards
Erm, Can you say Tentacles?
GothicMoocow
May 10 2009, 01:02 AM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 9 2009, 06:00 PM)

Erm, Can you say Tentacles?
Elfs have none?
least.. hope not
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 10 2009, 12:59 AM
QUOTE (GothicMoocow @ May 9 2009, 06:02 PM)

Elfs have none?
least.. hope not

Well its a combination of them having them... and what they are doing to them
GothicMoocow
May 10 2009, 01:15 AM
QUOTE (Bag-o-Legion-Ears @ May 9 2009, 05:59 PM)

Well its a combination of them having them... and what they are doing to them

dood wtf?
elf chicks
dnt have em nough said
i refuse to believe it
watch the comic
when cale meets a gorgeous chick you'll see!!!!
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
May 10 2009, 10:24 PM
QUOTE (GothicMoocow @ May 9 2009, 06:15 PM)

dood wtf?
elf chicks
dnt have em nough said
i refuse to believe it
watch the comic
when cale meets a gorgeous chick you'll see!!!!
Trust me, not my idea, i am just saying, things that shouldn't be done to elfs are done to elfs when you google search elf with the filter accidently off.
Alaeryn
May 13 2009, 08:00 PM
Elves are fashioned after the idea that androgyny is the pinnacle of beauty, obviously. By combining both the masculine and the feminine, they reach a higher, more exotic level of attractiveness. That's all.
Xal
May 13 2009, 08:04 PM
So, since Cale is a male elf who looks lie a female elf, he's the highest level of attraction anyone could ever be?
Hmm... Our womanly hero may be on to something here.
LittleFireDragon
May 13 2009, 08:11 PM
QUOTE (Alaeryn @ May 13 2009, 01:00 PM)

Elves are fashioned after the idea that androgyny is the pinnacle of beauty, obviously. By combining both the masculine and the feminine, they reach a higher, more exotic level of attractiveness. That's all.
Facial feature-wise, I mostly agree with this statement.
However, I still think males should have slightly wider chests and females should have (small, but definitely existant!) breasts. =P *shrug* Hovering NEAR that mark of cant-tell-your-gender but not quite sitting on it.
Alaeryn
May 13 2009, 08:23 PM
QUOTE (Xal @ May 13 2009, 08:04 PM)

So, since Cale is a male elf who looks lie a female elf, he's the highest level of attraction anyone could ever be?
Hmm... Our womanly hero may be on to something here.
LOLOLOLOL.
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Though, there's nothing androgynous about Cale when he's shirtless.
Unless you want to count how wonderfully slender he is. I guess that counts. But still! That chest! ::drools::
Um.
Yes. Androgyny FTW.
LittleFireDragon
May 13 2009, 08:22 PM
QUOTE (Alaeryn @ May 13 2009, 01:23 PM)

LOLOLOLOL.
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.
Though, there's nothing androgynous about Cale when he's shirtless.
Unless you want to count how wonderfully slender he is. I guess that counts. But still! That chest! ::drools::
Um.
Yes. Androgyny FTW.
It's all about the chest. X3
Alaeryn
May 13 2009, 08:26 PM
QUOTE (LittleFireDragon @ May 13 2009, 08:22 PM)

It's all about the chest. X3
It is, isn't it? And androgyny doesn't necessarily mean a girl can't have her breasts. But they are most likely to be smaller breasts. Any feature that is generally of a particular sex would be de-emphasized or deleted all together.
:B
LittleFireDragon
May 13 2009, 08:35 PM
QUOTE (Alaeryn @ May 13 2009, 01:26 PM)

It is, isn't it? And androgyny doesn't necessarily mean a girl can't have her breasts. But they are most likely to be smaller breasts. Any feature that is generally of a particular sex would be de-emphasized or deleted all together.
:B
X3
You know what I noticed about Cale? It's the facial expression that determines whether he's leaning more toward masculine or feminine. Just look at your avatar and sig. In the avatar he looks a bit more feminine, in the sig he's very much masculine. XD
.... Hm.... I think we're leaning on massive topic derailment. *packs parachute so I can jump out safely when the topic derails and falls off a cliff*
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