Monawkaran
Apr 13 2009, 04:08 PM
Basically, the rules are simple. The poster above you says "In case of Emergency", and you say something from a scenario thats remotely funny. You can replace "Emergency" with anything, by the way.
So essentially, its like this.
In case of Emergency
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Call for Chuck Norris
In case of Chuck Norris
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run like hell.
In case of Zombie Apocalypse
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ect ect.
So, here I go.
In case of Emergency
ForNOD
Apr 13 2009, 04:55 PM
Hit a giant red button. calling out zerglings.
In case of zerglings
Monawkaran
Apr 13 2009, 04:58 PM
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Hit a giant red button. calling out zerglings.
In case of zerglings
Call in the Firebats
In case of fire...
ForNOD
Apr 13 2009, 04:58 PM
call in the ghostbusters.
who you gunna call???
Monawkaran
Apr 14 2009, 02:22 PM
Jason Statham (Crank, Crank: High Voltage)
In case of drug overdose/public obscenity....
Death Cultist
Apr 16 2009, 05:41 AM
Call the camera crews and reporters.
In case of axe to the face...
Monawkaran
Apr 16 2009, 02:10 PM
Call in the Army of Two.
In case of A spy sapping your sentry...
t('.'t)
Apr 17 2009, 03:18 AM
Use your Trinket
In case of missing trinket
Monawkaran
Apr 17 2009, 01:24 PM
Consult your local Voodoo Priest.
In case of a curse gone wrong...
Soki96
Apr 30 2009, 08:49 AM
shot the curser
in case of George Lucas
cHr0n0sPh3r3
Apr 30 2009, 12:20 PM
Nuclear bombardment
Incase of nuclear bombardment
Sessamaru
Apr 30 2009, 01:16 PM
Use a penguin
In case of penguins with mallets...
Soki96
Apr 30 2009, 03:48 PM
by 10,000 poop throwing monkeys
in case of 20,000 poop trowing mokeys
Gathers Scrolls
May 1 2009, 01:44 AM
Use an attack alligator.
In case of alligators . . .
Ceillidh the Paradox
May 1 2009, 01:50 AM
Use Steve Irwin
In the event that he died...
SIREN
May 1 2009, 03:07 AM
Call Brady Barr or Jeff Corwin
In Case of Brady BArr or Jeff corwin...
Gathers Scrolls
May 8 2009, 01:25 AM
Hire the Beast Master.
In case of Beast Master . . .
cHr0n0sPh3r3
May 8 2009, 09:29 AM
Vent the atmosphere
In case of vented atmosphere
Rouke
May 12 2009, 12:20 AM
Go find a dictionary
if unable to find dictionary....
WittyBanter
May 12 2009, 12:29 AM
Figure out the reason why your number of posts isn't going up, even when you know you've posted more than said number says.
If unable to figure out the reason...
crosser
May 12 2009, 12:27 PM
Take a sledgehammer to your computer
if unable to find sledgehammer...
cakekiller90
May 18 2009, 07:25 AM
sick a zombie on it
in case zombie control spell is dispelled
Monawkaran
May 18 2009, 03:14 PM
Invest in Umbrella Co.
In case of Umbrella Co. shutting down due to a stock market crash...
section 8
May 19 2009, 05:29 AM
Find a fat guy named louie
If Louie is busy.....
cakekiller90
May 19 2009, 06:18 AM
steal his pants and take a dump in um
in case you dont need to poop
section 8
May 19 2009, 06:37 AM
Get Louie's brother Donny to do it
If Donny is in jail......
cakekiller90
May 19 2009, 06:53 AM
get the overmind to help
in case overmind wants to kill and/or infest you
did you ignore mine
section 8
May 19 2009, 03:18 PM
run like hell
if you can't run like hell
(No I didn't)
Rouke
May 20 2009, 11:09 PM
Scratch at the eyes and screem like a cheerleader.
if unable to comprehend what i just said....
ryannayr417
May 20 2009, 11:12 PM
Consult Wikipedia
In case of 404...
cakekiller90
May 23 2009, 10:00 AM
has absolutly no idea what that is so umm sorry
in cause of no understandation
Necrolord_Bob
May 28 2009, 08:24 PM
Call in... the Magi
In case of being attcked by uber powerful battlemages with big fire spells...
Death Cultist
May 29 2009, 04:40 AM
Call in the bearlocks.
If you can only get your hands on some warlocks...
cakekiller90
May 29 2009, 05:52 AM
see if richards one of them
in case theres richard who goes on a rampage
Carthight
May 29 2009, 05:30 PM
You best be running like mad.
In case you're running from Richard...
Phiknight
May 29 2009, 05:38 PM
get your affairs in order.
In case your affairs involve Richard
Phuiry Kaaotic
May 29 2009, 07:26 PM
post a detailed story of said affaire as a fanfic for all to enjoy
In case no one likes your fanfic...
Fwoosh
Jun 4 2009, 03:17 PM
sic Richard on people who gave bad reviews
In case one of them is Richard...
.Sapphyre.
Jun 4 2009, 05:07 PM
hug him!!
In case of hugs...
Phiknight
Jun 4 2009, 05:25 PM
hug back
if case the person hugging you isn't someone you wanted to hug
Necrolord_Bob
Jun 6 2009, 06:57 PM
Stab them!
In case of being arrested for murder...
Phuiry Kaaotic
Jun 8 2009, 12:50 PM
Have your invisible friend act as your lawyer, your army of fluffy creatures as character witnesses, and plead insanity.
In case you don't have an invisible friend or army of fluffy creatures....
shric debar
Jun 8 2009, 02:14 PM
panic
in case of panic
Snowstart
Jun 8 2009, 02:34 PM
Switch identities with your twin
In case your twin doesn't let you
Phuiry Kaaotic
Jun 8 2009, 03:14 PM
Beat the twin into submission
In case the twin is stronger then you.....
Snowstart
Jun 8 2009, 03:19 PM
Make him fall asleep using a spell
In case you can't use magic
Phuiry Kaaotic
Jun 8 2009, 04:25 PM
Throw glitter in there face and run away giggling, knowing that it is going to be near impossible to get that stuff off.
In case you don't have glitter....
Snowstart
Jun 9 2009, 01:38 AM
Shoot him in the face
If he has a bulletproof face...
shric debar
Jun 9 2009, 08:56 AM
Nuke him
in case of nuclear fallout
Snowstart
Jun 9 2009, 02:39 PM
Go back in time
In case you don't have a time machine...
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