write out your quote then give where it's from and who says it
"You sound nervous, is it the accent. Want to know how I got it. Father was a drunk so Mother tried to defend herself with the kettle, he didn't like that too much so he splashed her with boiling tea, came at me with the tea pot and said "WHY SO BRITISH?"
Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series
Full Version: epic quotes
what elf body part would make the best belt
Richard, lord of the dance
Richard, lord of the dance
"Shit, it's Cheney"
~George W. Bush - Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanimo Bay
~George W. Bush - Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanimo Bay
"Here's a chainsaw"
Eric Idle, Dudley Doright
(don't you dare judge me, unless you want to)
Eric Idle, Dudley Doright
(don't you dare judge me, unless you want to)
"There's already a thread like this in general discussion."
-hhh221
-hhh221
madness? THIS IS MUSHROOM KINGDOM. mario spoof on 300
Are you crazy? its 500 degrees in here! oh wait, its only 495. whats on your mind?
-Moe S., The Simpsons
-Moe S., The Simpsons
"and thats when i tried to buy the horse a prostitute!"
Rayne from Least I Could Do Comic
Rayne from Least I Could Do Comic
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. ~Harvey Diamond
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. ~Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon
I'm a vegetarian if you haven't already guessed
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. ~Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon
I'm a vegetarian if you haven't already guessed
FOR PONY!!!!!
Richard
Richard
"Arthas! God is pissed off at you and i'm here to make you pay!"
Blazer, Tales of the Past III
Blazer, Tales of the Past III
I got two for you:
From Final Crisis #5
Darkseid: I. Am. The. New. God. All is one in Darkseid. This mighty body is my church. When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices. When I make a fist to crush your resistance. It is with three billion hands. When I stare into your eyes and shatter your dreams. And break your heart. It is with six billion eyes! Nothing like Darkseid has ever come among you: Nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! Die for Darkseid!"
From Anders Frieden of In Flames:
"The one with the most DVDs when you die, wins."
From Final Crisis #5
Darkseid: I. Am. The. New. God. All is one in Darkseid. This mighty body is my church. When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices. When I make a fist to crush your resistance. It is with three billion hands. When I stare into your eyes and shatter your dreams. And break your heart. It is with six billion eyes! Nothing like Darkseid has ever come among you: Nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! Die for Darkseid!"
From Anders Frieden of In Flames:
"The one with the most DVDs when you die, wins."
"War is not about proving who is right, but who is left."
"Bestiaries are written by the victors."
"If legends knew what awaited them, they'd spend their youths differently."
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"Two cannibals are sitting by a fire. 'I don't like my cousin', says the first. The second replies, 'Then try the potatoes'."
"My enemy's enemy is my friend... until my enemy is dead."
"Bestiaries are written by the victors."
"If legends knew what awaited them, they'd spend their youths differently."
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"Two cannibals are sitting by a fire. 'I don't like my cousin', says the first. The second replies, 'Then try the potatoes'."
"My enemy's enemy is my friend... until my enemy is dead."
"My only regrets are that I never hanged John Calhoun and I never shot Henry Clay" -President Andrew Jackson
Most Badass President ever bar-none.
Most Badass President ever bar-none.
Rincewind: I'm not going to ride on a magic carpet! I'm afraid of grounds.
Conina: You mean heights. And stop being silly.
Rincewind: I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!
Terry Pratchett's Sourcery
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Same
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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters
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In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
Same as above
Read the Discworld series. It is hilarious.
Conina: You mean heights. And stop being silly.
Rincewind: I know what I mean! It's the grounds that kill you!
Terry Pratchett's Sourcery
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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
Same
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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters
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In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
Same as above
Read the Discworld series. It is hilarious.
"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility."
"There is only one who is all powerful, and his greatest weapon is love."
"I'm no prophet, but I'm guessing that comic books will always be strong. I don't think anything can really beat the pure fun and pleasure of holding a magazine in your hand, reading the story on paper, being able to roll it up and put it in your pocket, reread again later, show it to a friend, carry it with you, toss it on a shelf, collect them, have a lot of magazines lined up and read them again as a series. I think young people have always loved that. I think they always will."
"I don't really see a need to retire as long as I am having fun."
"I'm a frustrated actor. My ... goal is to beat Alfred Hitchcock in the number of cameos. I'm going to try to break his record."
~Stan Lee
*******
"It is true that without gods, men are nothing... but, without men, gods are nothing."
~Sessamaru
"There is only one who is all powerful, and his greatest weapon is love."
"I'm no prophet, but I'm guessing that comic books will always be strong. I don't think anything can really beat the pure fun and pleasure of holding a magazine in your hand, reading the story on paper, being able to roll it up and put it in your pocket, reread again later, show it to a friend, carry it with you, toss it on a shelf, collect them, have a lot of magazines lined up and read them again as a series. I think young people have always loved that. I think they always will."
"I don't really see a need to retire as long as I am having fun."
"I'm a frustrated actor. My ... goal is to beat Alfred Hitchcock in the number of cameos. I'm going to try to break his record."
~Stan Lee
*******
"It is true that without gods, men are nothing... but, without men, gods are nothing."
~Sessamaru
From "What's so funny about truth justice and the American way?"
Superman: "Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us. And on my soul, I swear... until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice becomes the reality we all share - I'll never stop fighting. Ever."
Superman: "Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us. And on my soul, I swear... until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice becomes the reality we all share - I'll never stop fighting. Ever."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in today's society."
- Mark Twain
"Fashion is such an intolerable ugliness that we need to change it every six months."
- Oscar Wilde
- Mark Twain
"Fashion is such an intolerable ugliness that we need to change it every six months."
- Oscar Wilde
" I have come from the frozen heart of Naxxramas to feast on souls and deliver a vicious threshing upon our sworn enemies - and I'm all out of souls. " - Gothic the Harvester, WoW
" I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment in my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment." - Raistlin Majere, Soulforge by Margret Weis
" I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone." - GLaDOS, Portal
" CLEAN CUP-CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN! MOVE DOWN!!" - The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland
I have more...I just can't think of them at the moment... T_T
" I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment in my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment." - Raistlin Majere, Soulforge by Margret Weis
" I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone." - GLaDOS, Portal
" CLEAN CUP-CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN! MOVE DOWN!!" - The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland
I have more...I just can't think of them at the moment... T_T
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times."
"I tell you: one must have chaos within oneself, to give birth to a dancing star. "
"Whence come the highest mountains? I once asked. Then I learned that they came out of the sea. The evidence is written in their rocks and in the walls of their peaks. It is out of the deepest depth that the highest must come to its height. "
-Fredrich Nietzsche
"I tell you: one must have chaos within oneself, to give birth to a dancing star. "
"Whence come the highest mountains? I once asked. Then I learned that they came out of the sea. The evidence is written in their rocks and in the walls of their peaks. It is out of the deepest depth that the highest must come to its height. "
-Fredrich Nietzsche
"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
-Douglas Adams
"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
-King, Alice in Wonderland
-Douglas Adams
"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
-King, Alice in Wonderland
tbh, i could just quote the entire hitchhikers guide series, i love the whole thing...
"It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”
-Albert Einstein
Anything I ever said.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”
-Albert Einstein
Anything I ever said.
"Are you dense? Retarded or something? Who do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman." -The only good thing to come out of the otherwise laughably bad All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder.
Also, from a much better Batman:
"I am Vengeance, I am the Night! I AM BATMAN!!!"
"Men have two brains but only enough blood to use one of them at a time" -Speaker unknown.
"I can lick any son of a bitch in the world!" -John L. Sullivan (who 'on principle' refused to fight black fighters, which was a good thing for him because he wasn't sure he could 'lick' the black Australian Champ Peter Jackson)
Also, from a much better Batman:
"I am Vengeance, I am the Night! I AM BATMAN!!!"
"Men have two brains but only enough blood to use one of them at a time" -Speaker unknown.
"I can lick any son of a bitch in the world!" -John L. Sullivan (who 'on principle' refused to fight black fighters, which was a good thing for him because he wasn't sure he could 'lick' the black Australian Champ Peter Jackson)
It is right noble to fight with wickedness and wrong; the mistake is in supposing that spiritual evil can be overcome by physical means. --Lydia Child
Whoso does not see that genuine life is a battle and a march has poorly read his origin and his destiny. -- Lydia Child
It is easy to be independent when all behind you agree with you, but the difficulty comes when nine hundred and ninety-nine of your friends think you are wrong. -- Wendell Phillips
Whoso does not see that genuine life is a battle and a march has poorly read his origin and his destiny. -- Lydia Child
It is easy to be independent when all behind you agree with you, but the difficulty comes when nine hundred and ninety-nine of your friends think you are wrong. -- Wendell Phillips
QUOTE (PartialSanity @ Apr 9 2009, 04:41 PM) 
"There's already a thread like this in general discussion."
-hhh221
-hhh221
roflmao
great quote, but that thread is past reviving, so this thread is ok.
listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of goverment ~ random peasent
"First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me." -Martin Niemöller
"kids that come up afterwards and say, 'It's cool you're doing a Nirvana song.' And I think, 'Fuck you, you little tosser!'" David Bowie (bemoaning the fact that Nirvana's cover of "the Man who Sold the World" is more famous than his original version)
"kids that come up afterwards and say, 'It's cool you're doing a Nirvana song.' And I think, 'Fuck you, you little tosser!'" David Bowie (bemoaning the fact that Nirvana's cover of "the Man who Sold the World" is more famous than his original version)
“When my friend returns, Armand, you know you must apologize.” The elf advised, a knowing smile on his face.
“He’s deaf.” Armand argued.
“I lied.” The elf chortled, which soon became a bellyful laugh.
“I hate you…” the wizard mumbled, throwing back his cowl.
~Tael and Armand; The Pandemonium Wheel by Sessamaru
“He’s deaf.” Armand argued.
“I lied.” The elf chortled, which soon became a bellyful laugh.
“I hate you…” the wizard mumbled, throwing back his cowl.
~Tael and Armand; The Pandemonium Wheel by Sessamaru
Oops!!! Sorry!
Well as long as we're quoting things we did:
"No one understands the truth; they don’t want to understand the truth. The truth is that it takes more courage to be the villain than it does to be the hero. The cosmos themselves seem to invariably support the hero, while the villain has only himself to rely on. It took a great deal of courage for Lucifer to stand up to his Creator. He knew he couldn’t win that battle, and yet he did so anyway because the alternative was even more loathsome than hellfire. The alternative meant giving in and truckling to some preordained cosmic design, surrendering his free will and becoming some pitiable creature that lay at his master’s feet, unable to even speak a word in protest at the inequity he perceived. I suppose I always knew I’d be the villain. And if that means I have to go up against the entire Universe then so be it!"
~The Polar-Man; Saved: A Tale of Heroes and Villains, by Jonath
"No one understands the truth; they don’t want to understand the truth. The truth is that it takes more courage to be the villain than it does to be the hero. The cosmos themselves seem to invariably support the hero, while the villain has only himself to rely on. It took a great deal of courage for Lucifer to stand up to his Creator. He knew he couldn’t win that battle, and yet he did so anyway because the alternative was even more loathsome than hellfire. The alternative meant giving in and truckling to some preordained cosmic design, surrendering his free will and becoming some pitiable creature that lay at his master’s feet, unable to even speak a word in protest at the inequity he perceived. I suppose I always knew I’d be the villain. And if that means I have to go up against the entire Universe then so be it!"
~The Polar-Man; Saved: A Tale of Heroes and Villains, by Jonath
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon." ~Woody Allen
"Oooooh yeeeah!" ~ Randy 'the Macho Man" Savage. (not to be confused with the Kool-Aid man who says: "Ooooooooh Yeah!!")
"I've been reading this Bible. It sucks. Don't buy this author's books!" ~Mark "Baby" Cakes
"I've been reading this Bible. It sucks. Don't buy this author's books!" ~Mark "Baby" Cakes
QUOTE (Jonath @ Sep 11 2009, 01:39 AM)
"First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me." -Martin Niemöller
“First, they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” - Niyi Osundare: Not My Business
"They call me MISTER PIG!" -Pumbaa, Lion King http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moCDKYK50xE
"Censors tend to do what only psychotics do: they confuse reality with illusion." -Ayn Rand
"Human skin makes fab drapes" -Sarah Wicks(my gfXD)
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" -George Patton
"Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week" -Albert Einstein
"Human skin makes fab drapes" -Sarah Wicks(my gfXD)
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" -George Patton
"Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it.... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week" -Albert Einstein
QUOTE ('Ello Guv'ner @ Sep 11 2009, 12:17 PM)
“First, they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” - Niyi Osundare: Not My Business
Yeah he paraphrased the original quote.
QUOTE (Jonath @ Sep 11 2009, 06:55 PM)
Yeah he paraphrased the original quote.
yeah well they both have the same message in the end
"Everyone says that great minds think alike, but all the great artists have been unique and all the great scientists have had ideas radically different from their peers. So how can we know that and say that great minds think alike. You know what group of people really think alike? Sheep."
- Me
- Me
Marvin: That ship hated me.
Ford: That ship? What happened to it? Do you know?
Marvin: It hated me because I talked to it.
Ford: You talked to it? What do you mean you talked to it?
Marvin: Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the universe to it.
Ford: And what happened?
Marvin: It committed suicide
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ford: That ship? What happened to it? Do you know?
Marvin: It hated me because I talked to it.
Ford: You talked to it? What do you mean you talked to it?
Marvin: Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the universe to it.
Ford: And what happened?
Marvin: It committed suicide
~ The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be." - Tyler Durden; Fight Club.
"You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are." - Joker; The Dark Knight
You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
[holds up his coin] Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair." - 'Two Face' Harvey Dent; The Dark Knight.
"Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." - Joker; The Dark Knight.
"Hello, Troy. I want to play a game. This game will take place in a room not much bigger than the room you spent most of your life in. A prison cell. Despite all of the advantages and privileges that you were given at birth, you have returned to prison again and again. More comfortable in chains than you are in freedom. Tonight, we will see how far you are willing to go to break those chains once and for all. Live or die, Troy. Make your choice." - Jigsaw; Saw III.
"Regrets are forever. How many regrets do you have? One? Two? A few? Enough to fill a lifetime? Regrets are forever. Wounds heal, bones mend, regrets are forever – regrets don’t heal, they whisper and dig deep into our souls." - Harry Potter; Wastelands of Time
~~
There are shed loads more from the Saw series, Wastelands of Time & other places, but I'm too lazy to go & dig them out right now.
"You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are." - Joker; The Dark Knight
You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
[holds up his coin] Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair." - 'Two Face' Harvey Dent; The Dark Knight.
"Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." - Joker; The Dark Knight.
"Hello, Troy. I want to play a game. This game will take place in a room not much bigger than the room you spent most of your life in. A prison cell. Despite all of the advantages and privileges that you were given at birth, you have returned to prison again and again. More comfortable in chains than you are in freedom. Tonight, we will see how far you are willing to go to break those chains once and for all. Live or die, Troy. Make your choice." - Jigsaw; Saw III.
"Regrets are forever. How many regrets do you have? One? Two? A few? Enough to fill a lifetime? Regrets are forever. Wounds heal, bones mend, regrets are forever – regrets don’t heal, they whisper and dig deep into our souls." - Harry Potter; Wastelands of Time
~~
There are shed loads more from the Saw series, Wastelands of Time & other places, but I'm too lazy to go & dig them out right now.
Some of my favorites from Stargate SG-1:
Secrets:
Heru'ur: You dare challenge me?
Col. O'Neill: 'S thinkin' about it.
[Tosses knife through energy barrier into Heru'ur's hand]
Serpent's Song:
Col. O'Neill: What do you want?
Apophis: To live.
Col. O'Neill: Can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute! You are your god! That's a
Col. O'Neill: Oh, please.
The Other Guys:
Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Col. O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!
Secrets:
Heru'ur: You dare challenge me?
Col. O'Neill: 'S thinkin' about it.
[Tosses knife through energy barrier into Heru'ur's hand]
Serpent's Song:
Col. O'Neill: What do you want?
Apophis: To live.
Col. O'Neill: Can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute! You are your god! That's a
[/indent]problem.meet your doom.
Watergate:
Dr. Markov: If you're implying that everything Russian-made is of poor quality, the sub is Swiss.
Dr. Jackson: So it occasionally catches fire but keeps perfect time? [pause] Sorry. I think I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much.
...
Dr. Markov: The gauge must be malfunctioning.
Dr. Jackson: But it's Swiss.
Redemption:
[A hologram of Anubis appears in front of the Stargate]'
Anubis: I am Anubis.
Maj. Carter: [to O'Neill] It looks like a hologram projection, sir.
Anubis: Humans of the Tau'ri. Your end of days finally approaches. There will be no mercy.
Col. O'Neill: [to Maj. Carter] Oh, come on. Who talks like that?
Maj. Carter: Sir, this is Asgard technology. He must have downloaded it from Thor.
Anubis: You will bow to my awesome power. There is nothing that can stop the destruction I bring upon you. Prepare to [indent]
Col. O'Neill: Oh, please.
The Other Guys:
Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Col. O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!
"Do you know the number to heaven?" -Sea Monster
"Stop fighting, stop fighting! Everyone stop fighting! Everyone, everyone! Look unto me! I posses the blue flag!"
"It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!"
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god!"
*Ganked*
"I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!" -Red vs Blue: Episode 39
"Stop fighting, stop fighting! Everyone stop fighting! Everyone, everyone! Look unto me! I posses the blue flag!"
"It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!"
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god!"
*Ganked*
"I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!" -Red vs Blue: Episode 39
Here's some that fit together:
...and I shall shed my light over dark evil.
For the dark things cannot stand the light,
The light of the Green Lantern! -Alan Scott (the original GL)
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light! -The modern GL Oath
In blackest day, in brightest night,
Beware your fears made into light
Let those who try to stop what's right,
Burn like my power*... Sinestro's might! -Sinestro Crops Oath
With blood and rage of crimson red,
Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,
Together with our hellish hate,
We'll burn you all--That is your fate! - Red Lantern Crops Oath (my least favorite)
In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars-- For hope burns bright!- Blue Lanter Oath (my favorite)
...and I shall shed my light over dark evil.
For the dark things cannot stand the light,
The light of the Green Lantern! -Alan Scott (the original GL)
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light! -The modern GL Oath
In blackest day, in brightest night,
Beware your fears made into light
Let those who try to stop what's right,
Burn like my power*... Sinestro's might! -Sinestro Crops Oath
With blood and rage of crimson red,
Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,
Together with our hellish hate,
We'll burn you all--That is your fate! - Red Lantern Crops Oath (my least favorite)
In fearful day, in raging night,
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite,
When all seems lost in the War of Light,
Look to the stars-- For hope burns bright!- Blue Lanter Oath (my favorite)
"Shop smart shop S-Mart"
Evil Dead
Evil Dead
From Firefly:
Zoe: Don't the Bible have some particular things to say about killing, Shepherd?
Book: That it does, Zoe, but the Good Book is a mite fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
Zoe: Don't the Bible have some particular things to say about killing, Shepherd?
Book: That it does, Zoe, but the Good Book is a mite fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
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Have you ever thought about how utterly ridiculous adventuring parties must look? If you think about it, it's amazing that people even talk to the freaks. Take, for example, our little troupe. From tallest to shortest:
A very tall human (6'3"), fit but very thin (145 lbs - very thin for his height!), absolutely bald, wearing casual but practical clothes. No armor, no visible weapons. Ok, he stands out a bit due to his height, but he looks normal ... until you see who he's with.
An elf, quite tall by elf standards (6'), wearing full plate, big shield, a javelin and sword, usually either carrying or wearing a helm. Now that'll stand out in a crowd ...
Next is a gith woman, positively dwarfed by the first two (only 5'1"), and also with little extra meat on her bones.. Tough, alien, carrying a big, clinking sack, and wearing hide armor. Ok, on her own she'd stand out. Pair her up with two guys a foot taller than her, and we have one strange group.
Only a couple inches shorter (4'10"), a dwarf in full plate, carrying a huge axe. Bumbling, but definitely not someone you'd want to get into a fight with. He doesn't look odd for a dwarf ('armored' is pretty much synonymous with 'dwarf' ), but you have to admit dwarves would look a little comical. And again with the difference in heights!
And lastly, another dwarf. About the same height, but much less fit. And, as Don so eloquently put, he looks like an armored parrot...
Yes, we are one crazy looking group. If I was a slimy information lord, and they came into a bar looking for me, I'm not sure if I'd laugh or run ... probably both.
A very tall human (6'3"), fit but very thin (145 lbs - very thin for his height!), absolutely bald, wearing casual but practical clothes. No armor, no visible weapons. Ok, he stands out a bit due to his height, but he looks normal ... until you see who he's with.
An elf, quite tall by elf standards (6'), wearing full plate, big shield, a javelin and sword, usually either carrying or wearing a helm. Now that'll stand out in a crowd ...
Next is a gith woman, positively dwarfed by the first two (only 5'1"), and also with little extra meat on her bones.. Tough, alien, carrying a big, clinking sack, and wearing hide armor. Ok, on her own she'd stand out. Pair her up with two guys a foot taller than her, and we have one strange group.
Only a couple inches shorter (4'10"), a dwarf in full plate, carrying a huge axe. Bumbling, but definitely not someone you'd want to get into a fight with. He doesn't look odd for a dwarf ('armored' is pretty much synonymous with 'dwarf' ), but you have to admit dwarves would look a little comical. And again with the difference in heights!
And lastly, another dwarf. About the same height, but much less fit. And, as Don so eloquently put, he looks like an armored parrot...
Yes, we are one crazy looking group. If I was a slimy information lord, and they came into a bar looking for me, I'm not sure if I'd laugh or run ... probably both.
Where is that quoted from?
Diffrent forum but I cant remember where http://www.enworld.org/forum/living-4th-edition/
QUOTE (Ghdeh1 @ Sep 12 2009, 02:18 PM)
Diffrent forum but I cant remember where http://www.enworld.org/forum/living-4th-edition/
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