http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/04/help_battle_sea.php
The following is what happens when Oximusprime (AKA Triforceelf, which is me) stays home sick with a fever and is given access to the internet.
http://www.wowinsider.com/2009/04/07/peta-...seal-slaughter/
From Warcry: the Newspaper of the Horde
PETA to Declare War on the Horde
By Oximusprime
PETA is well known for its animal activism, and is taking its campaign to Azeroth. After Warchief Thrall and Supreme Northrend Commander Grommash Hellscream refused to take away the vital commerce that the hunting and skinning of Nothrend animals brings to the horde and its allies, the Tuskar and Taunka, PETA has decided to declare open war on the horde using its alliance fringe elements. They will be attacking any horde trying to eck out a living from the needed meat and fur of the seals, despite protests form horde leadership.
Chieftain Ashtotem of the Howling Fjord Taunka has been quoted as saying, "The seal population provides a needed source of food for the Taunka people, as well as their skins providing clothing, shelter and armor for defense against the elements and scourge, as well as trade materials for much needed weapons. We are puzzled by PETA's action in this matter." Chief Ashtotem has gone on to state that the Taunka have always "strived to find balance in their hunts." And are willing to negotiate with PETA to prevent permanent damage to the seal population.
Elder Atuik has also gone on the record supporting Chief Ashtotem stating that, "Both the Kalu'ak and the Bulls-that-hunt-the-land-and-sea seek only to have harmonious balance with the elements. We also work hard with the green-skins-who-yell-loudly and the pale-skins-who-stick-their-noses-in-other-peoples-business to ensure that no lasting harm will come to the great creatures of our lands. We would welcome the people of PETA to our councils, if only they would listen to reason."
However, Arch Druid Lathorius of D.E.H.T.A has responded to these claims, stating that "The slaughter of these innocent animals is our most pressing concern, the Horde and its allies should be careful lest they follow in the path of the Great Desecrator, Hemet Nestingwary."
King Varian Wynn could not be reached for comment, however his chin has released a statement that, “The peoples of Azeroth should be banding together to fight off greater threats such as the blue dragonflight and the armies of the lich king, not worrying about sea- Wait, you said it involved killing horde? Of course this atrocious action must be stopped! To arms brothers! SLAY THEM ALL! FOR THE SEALS!”
Thrall, Warchief of the horde was also preoccupied, however his right hand Troll Vol'jin when asked responded, “I think I smoked a babeh seal once mon. “
Commander Hellscream when asked about the seals threw and angst filled fit of rage about the state of the horde and the weaklings surrounding him. He was then put to bed by High Overlord Saurfang, who stated that it was far past Grommashes bed time, where Hellscream was seen holding a small doll and crying about the “Greatmother dying.”
High Overlord Saurfang commented that, “The Horde reserves the right to cleave anything it wishes.” And that “They only reason baby seals still exist is that I haven’t cleaved them yet.”
When asked about their thoughts on this matter, baby seals were very cute and cuddly, until they were eaten by an Orca along with the PETA members at the protest. The PETA members were observed despretly trying to kill off the orca population, citing that they were “Not cute enough to live.”
A "And I am totally not making this up" Production.
Full Version: PETA to invade Azeroth, attack Horde
QUOTE(Triforceelf @ Apr 7 2009, 08:58 PM) [snapback]410453[/snapback]
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/04/help_battle_sea.php
The following is what happens when Oximusprime (AKA Triforceelf, which is me) stays home sick with a fever and is given access to the internet.
http://www.wowinsider.com/2009/04/07/peta-...seal-slaughter/
From Warcry: the Newspaper of the Horde
PETA to Declare War on the Horde
By Oximusprime
PETA is well known for its animal activism, and is taking its campaign to Azeroth. After Warchief Thrall and Supreme Northrend Commander Grommash Hellscream refused to take away the vital commerce that the hunting and skinning of Nothrend animals brings to the horde and its allies, the Tuskar and Taunka, PETA has decided to declare open war on the horde using its alliance fringe elements. They will be attacking any horde trying to eck out a living from the needed meat and fur of the seals, despite protests form horde leadership.
Chieftain Ashtotem of the Howling Fjord Taunka has been quoted as saying, "The seal population provides a needed source of food for the Taunka people, as well as their skins providing clothing, shelter and armor for defense against the elements and scourge, as well as trade materials for much needed weapons. We are puzzled by PETA's action in this matter." Chief Ashtotem has gone on to state that the Taunka have always "strived to find balance in their hunts." And are willing to negotiate with PETA to prevent permanent damage to the seal population.
Elder Atuik has also gone on the record supporting Chief Ashtotem stating that, "Both the Kalu'ak and the Bulls-that-hunt-the-land-and-sea seek only to have harmonious balance with the elements. We also work hard with the green-skins-who-yell-loudly and the pale-skins-who-stick-their-noses-in-other-peoples-business to ensure that no lasting harm will come to the great creatures of our lands. We would welcome the people of PETA to our councils, if only they would listen to reason."
However, Arch Druid Lathorius of D.E.H.T.A has responded to these claims, stating that "The slaughter of these innocent animals is our most pressing concern, the Horde and its allies should be careful lest they follow in the path of the Great Desecrator, Hemet Nestingwary."
King Varian Wynn could not be reached for comment, however his chin has released a statement that, “The peoples of Azeroth should be banding together to fight off greater threats such as the blue dragonflight and the armies of the lich king, not worrying about sea- Wait, you said it involved killing horde? Of course this atrocious action must be stopped! To arms brothers! SLAY THEM ALL! FOR THE SEALS!”
Thrall, Warchief of the horde was also preoccupied, however his right hand Troll Vol'jin when asked responded, “I think I smoked a babeh seal once mon. “
Commander Hellscream when asked about the seals threw and angst filled fit of rage about the state of the horde and the weaklings surrounding him. He was then put to bed by High Overlord Saurfang, who stated that it was far past Grommashes bed time, where Hellscream was seen holding a small doll and crying about the “Greatmother dying.”
High Overlord Saurfang commented that, “The Horde reserves the right to cleave anything it wishes.” And that “They only reason baby seals still exist is that I haven’t cleaved them yet.”
When asked about their thoughts on this matter, baby seals were very cute and cuddly, until they were eaten by an Orca along with the PETA members at the protest. The PETA members were observed despretly trying to kill off the orca population, citing that they were “Not cute enough to live.”
A "And I am totally not making this up" Production.
The following is what happens when Oximusprime (AKA Triforceelf, which is me) stays home sick with a fever and is given access to the internet.
http://www.wowinsider.com/2009/04/07/peta-...seal-slaughter/
From Warcry: the Newspaper of the Horde
PETA to Declare War on the Horde
By Oximusprime
PETA is well known for its animal activism, and is taking its campaign to Azeroth. After Warchief Thrall and Supreme Northrend Commander Grommash Hellscream refused to take away the vital commerce that the hunting and skinning of Nothrend animals brings to the horde and its allies, the Tuskar and Taunka, PETA has decided to declare open war on the horde using its alliance fringe elements. They will be attacking any horde trying to eck out a living from the needed meat and fur of the seals, despite protests form horde leadership.
Chieftain Ashtotem of the Howling Fjord Taunka has been quoted as saying, "The seal population provides a needed source of food for the Taunka people, as well as their skins providing clothing, shelter and armor for defense against the elements and scourge, as well as trade materials for much needed weapons. We are puzzled by PETA's action in this matter." Chief Ashtotem has gone on to state that the Taunka have always "strived to find balance in their hunts." And are willing to negotiate with PETA to prevent permanent damage to the seal population.
Elder Atuik has also gone on the record supporting Chief Ashtotem stating that, "Both the Kalu'ak and the Bulls-that-hunt-the-land-and-sea seek only to have harmonious balance with the elements. We also work hard with the green-skins-who-yell-loudly and the pale-skins-who-stick-their-noses-in-other-peoples-business to ensure that no lasting harm will come to the great creatures of our lands. We would welcome the people of PETA to our councils, if only they would listen to reason."
However, Arch Druid Lathorius of D.E.H.T.A has responded to these claims, stating that "The slaughter of these innocent animals is our most pressing concern, the Horde and its allies should be careful lest they follow in the path of the Great Desecrator, Hemet Nestingwary."
King Varian Wynn could not be reached for comment, however his chin has released a statement that, “The peoples of Azeroth should be banding together to fight off greater threats such as the blue dragonflight and the armies of the lich king, not worrying about sea- Wait, you said it involved killing horde? Of course this atrocious action must be stopped! To arms brothers! SLAY THEM ALL! FOR THE SEALS!”
Thrall, Warchief of the horde was also preoccupied, however his right hand Troll Vol'jin when asked responded, “I think I smoked a babeh seal once mon. “
Commander Hellscream when asked about the seals threw and angst filled fit of rage about the state of the horde and the weaklings surrounding him. He was then put to bed by High Overlord Saurfang, who stated that it was far past Grommashes bed time, where Hellscream was seen holding a small doll and crying about the “Greatmother dying.”
High Overlord Saurfang commented that, “The Horde reserves the right to cleave anything it wishes.” And that “They only reason baby seals still exist is that I haven’t cleaved them yet.”
When asked about their thoughts on this matter, baby seals were very cute and cuddly, until they were eaten by an Orca along with the PETA members at the protest. The PETA members were observed despretly trying to kill off the orca population, citing that they were “Not cute enough to live.”
A "And I am totally not making this up" Production.
I dont know what to make of this...
I didnt really read all of it but i'm sure its very intersting.. especailly the comments in the 2nd link
QUOTE(GothicMoocow @ Apr 7 2009, 09:25 PM) [snapback]410468[/snapback]
I dont know what to make of this...
I didnt really read all of it but i'm sure its very intersting.. especailly the comments in the 2nd link
I didnt really read all of it but i'm sure its very intersting.. especailly the comments in the 2nd link
What you should make of it is that I made fun of almost every single faction and quite a few famous lore charecters.
Oh, and PETA. Animals are not people, they do deserve to be treated with responsibility, but not turned into gods.
QUOTE(Triforceelf @ Apr 7 2009, 09:49 PM) [snapback]410495[/snapback]
What you should make of it is that I made fun of almost every single faction and quite a few famous lore charecters.
Oh, and PETA. Animals are not people, they do deserve to be treated with responsibility, but not turned into gods.
Oh, and PETA. Animals are not people, they do deserve to be treated with responsibility, but not turned into gods.
ALL HAIL THE COW
O.O
oh sorry.. not turned into gods...
*hides solid gold cow statue*
QUOTE(GothicMoocow @ Apr 7 2009, 09:51 PM) [snapback]410497[/snapback]
ALL HAIL THE COW
O.O
oh sorry.. not turned into gods...
*hides solid gold cow statue*
O.O
oh sorry.. not turned into gods...
*hides solid gold cow statue*
I take it your Hindu?
QUOTE(Triforceelf @ Apr 7 2009, 10:00 PM) [snapback]410508[/snapback]
I take it your Hindu?
no mexican...
0.0
i had a phase >.>
Seriously? Because I wrote this.
No joke they COMPLIMENTED him I doubt they even read past the title
QUOTE(Richard_the_one_and_only @ Apr 8 2009, 12:20 PM) [snapback]410731[/snapback]
No joke they COMPLIMENTED him I doubt they even read past the title
Links or pics or it didnt happen
I read your post on wowinsider yesterday and i laughed so hard i about spit my drink out
and sorry, but peeve of mine, to the dude with the other link it is spelled "write"
>.<
and sorry, but peeve of mine, to the dude with the other link it is spelled "write"
>.<
QUOTE(reader @ Apr 8 2009, 02:36 PM) [snapback]410775[/snapback]
I read your post on wowinsider yesterday and i laughed so hard i about spit my drink out
>.<
>.<
Lol, thanks for the complement
Just trying to bring joy to your average WoW players life...
QUOTE(Triforceelf @ Apr 8 2009, 02:36 PM) [snapback]410774[/snapback]
Links or pics or it didnt happen
There's a link to another page where he posted the e-mail he got form them at the end of the article.
Hey Tri, if you're ever interested in doing this for the gaming network I volunteer with, I'd be pleased to have ya 
QUOTE(Kayhynn @ Apr 9 2009, 08:49 AM) [snapback]411315[/snapback]
Hey Tri, if you're ever interested in doing this for the gaming network I volunteer with, I'd be pleased to have ya
Doing what exactly? Writing? Parody? Playing WoW?
Writing...editiorial....playing wow is abonus
QUOTE(Richard_the_one_and_only @ Apr 9 2009, 07:59 AM) [snapback]411289[/snapback]
There's a link to another page where he posted the e-mail he got form them at the end of the article.
Ah I see, it was for another acticle, not for mine lol.
Oh, and I might be intersted in writing fake WoW news stories, or any other online related news. It really depends however, sometimes the creative bug bites me, at others I don't know if I could come up with something. I'll let you know after I think about it for a while.
I'm sort of confused about the whole peta wow thing.. -.-
If your confused, click the link at the very top of the page. Its a link to the PETA website that explains their rational for declaring war on the Horde.
QUOTE(GothicMoocow @ Apr 12 2009, 07:37 PM) [snapback]412991[/snapback]
I'm sort of confused about the whole peta wow thing.. -.-
Okay, I know why your confused, because you havent played WoW in awhile.
When WOTLK was released, a new group of people, based from the Cenarion Circle/Emmisary, called [D.H.E.T.A], were placed in a zone that is similar to... To... Feralas? Its weird.
Basically, DHETA is WoW's pun off of PETA, where these overly protective druids go psychotic on anyone who harms animals within the Borean Tundra. Rumor has it, it all started because PETA in real life started bashing Blizzard on Hemet Nessingwary, the character in the game that is obsessed with hunting, and flew into an all out fury at the mention of an in-game weapon named "Seal Clubber", which you would have gotten by killing 10,000 Tuskarr, Short, fat Walrus people.
So, essentially its like this.
Horde = Horde
Alliance = Alliance
DHETA = PETA Mockery
QUOTE(Monawkaran @ Apr 14 2009, 08:10 AM) [snapback]414698[/snapback]
Okay, I know why your confused, because you havent played WoW in awhile.
When WOTLK was released, a new group of people, based from the Cenarion Circle/Emmisary, called [D.H.E.T.A], were placed in a zone that is similar to... To... Feralas? Its weird.
Basically, DHETA is WoW's pun off of PETA, where these overly protective druids go psychotic on anyone who harms animals within the Borean Tundra. Rumor has it, it all started because PETA in real life started bashing Blizzard on Hemet Nessingwary, the character in the game that is obsessed with hunting, and flew into an all out fury at the mention of an in-game weapon named "Seal Clubber", which you would have gotten by killing 10,000 Tuskarr, Short, fat Walrus people.
So, essentially its like this.
Horde = Horde
Alliance = Alliance
DHETA = PETA Mockery
When WOTLK was released, a new group of people, based from the Cenarion Circle/Emmisary, called [D.H.E.T.A], were placed in a zone that is similar to... To... Feralas? Its weird.
Basically, DHETA is WoW's pun off of PETA, where these overly protective druids go psychotic on anyone who harms animals within the Borean Tundra. Rumor has it, it all started because PETA in real life started bashing Blizzard on Hemet Nessingwary, the character in the game that is obsessed with hunting, and flew into an all out fury at the mention of an in-game weapon named "Seal Clubber", which you would have gotten by killing 10,000 Tuskarr, Short, fat Walrus people.
So, essentially its like this.
Horde = Horde
Alliance = Alliance
DHETA = PETA Mockery
AHHHHHHH!!
i get it now
thank you!!!
lol thats hilarious
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