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Ok... looking at my lil cousin sleeping, all I can say is this: I want one..!
Bad A/D!
Double posting's bad remember?
Double posting's bad remember?
I had to say that last one though... I wonder how crosser would feel about that though..?
QUOTE(Angel/Demon @ Mar 22 2009, 09:31 AM) [snapback]400697[/snapback]
I had to say that last one though... I wonder how crosser would feel about that though..?
You want a kid?
Being a guy myself, I'd get nervous.
QUOTE(The Desolate One @ Mar 22 2009, 09:33 AM) [snapback]400698[/snapback]
You want a kid?
Being a guy myself, I'd get nervous.
Being a guy myself, I'd get nervous.
Hmm... true... I better keep this peice of info away from him until later on...
QUOTE(Angel/Demon @ Mar 22 2009, 09:35 AM) [snapback]400699[/snapback]
Hmm... true... I better keep this peice of info away from him until later on...
If i wanted to be a prick I'd PM it to him.
=P
But, lucky for you, I'm too nice.
QUOTE(The Desolate One @ Mar 22 2009, 09:36 AM) [snapback]400700[/snapback]
If i wanted to be a prick I'd PM it to him.
=P
But, lucky for you, I'm too nice.
=P
But, lucky for you, I'm too nice.
Oh shit...
SC would!! Please don't SC here take the whip!!!
QUOTE(Angel/Demon @ Mar 22 2009, 09:37 AM) [snapback]400701[/snapback]
Oh shit... SC would!! Please don't SC here take the whip!!!
SC would!! Please don't SC here take the whip!!!HEY!!
That's MINE!
*takes serrated whip*
QUOTE(The Desolate One @ Mar 22 2009, 09:39 AM) [snapback]400702[/snapback]
HEY!!
That's MINE!
*takes serrated whip*
That's MINE!
*takes serrated whip*
I was talking about the whip I was weilding *tosses it at SC*
Oh, all is forgiven then...
Whips? Guns? Where do I sign up?
mornin
Don't think I want to know what's going on...
Don't think I want to know what's going on...
QUOTE(Redington @ Mar 22 2009, 09:48 AM) [snapback]400706[/snapback]
mornin
Don't think I want to know what's going on...
Don't think I want to know what's going on...
No one ever does when they first get on the JJ in the morning.
QUOTE(Angel/Demon @ Mar 22 2009, 10:31 AM) [snapback]400697[/snapback]
I had to say that last one though... I wonder how crosser would feel about that though..?
QUOTE(Angel/Demon @ Mar 22 2009, 10:35 AM) [snapback]400699[/snapback]
Hmm... true... I better keep this peice of info away from him until later on...
yeah by letting me know would be a great idea
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 09:57 AM) [snapback]400708[/snapback]
yeah by letting me know would be a great idea
She already asked you not to tell him
Don't be a douche
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 10:48 AM) [snapback]400705[/snapback]
Whips? Guns? Where do I sign up?
well ypour in the JJ so you already are
So quiet.....it's like I'm back in that tomb of a church
Yay!!
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:09 PM) [snapback]400711[/snapback]
well ypour in the JJ so you already are
Yay!!
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 11:10 AM) [snapback]400712[/snapback]
So quiet.....it's like I'm back in that tomb of a church
sry was eating turkey burger
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:10 PM) [snapback]400713[/snapback]
sry was eating turkey burger
You tempt me with turkey burgers
Good thing I've already had some lunch
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 11:12 AM) [snapback]400714[/snapback]
You tempt me with turkey burgers
Good thing I've already had some lunch
Good thing I've already had some lunch
you tempted me first =p
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:14 PM) [snapback]400715[/snapback]
you tempted me first =p
When? With what?
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 11:15 AM) [snapback]400716[/snapback]
When? With what?
dude he said your a pothead
i am a pothead
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:18 PM) [snapback]400717[/snapback]
dude he said your a pothead
i am a pothead
You know how I know you're gay?
How? How do you know I'm gay?
Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 11:21 AM) [snapback]400718[/snapback]
You know how I know you're gay?
How? How do you know I'm gay?
Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
you know how i know you're gay?
How?
you like Coldplay
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 10:15 AM) [snapback]400716[/snapback]
When? With what?
He's probably lying....
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:22 PM) [snapback]400720[/snapback]
you know how i know you're gay?
How?
you like Coldplay
How?
you like Coldplay
You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
@TDO: I know what he's talking about, but he did the same thing to me last night
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 10:24 AM) [snapback]400722[/snapback]
You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
@TDO: I know what he's talking about, but he did the same thing to me last night
@TDO: I know what he's talking about, but he did the same thing to me last night
What shenanigans were you two up to?
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 11:24 AM) [snapback]400722[/snapback]
You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
@TDO: I know what he's talking about, but he did the same thing to me last night
@TDO: I know what he's talking about, but he did the same thing to me last night
but i am =,( LOL
Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
Beth: You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer: But... what?
QUOTE(The Desolate One @ Mar 22 2009, 01:29 PM) [snapback]400723[/snapback]
What shenanigans were you two up to?
He was denying the truth about Pacman
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:30 PM) [snapback]400724[/snapback]
but i am =,( LOL
Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
Beth: You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer: But... what?
Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
Beth: You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer: But... what?
Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.
What? You never told me that before.
That's because I'm not an arrogant prick
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 11:33 AM) [snapback]400725[/snapback]
He was denying the truth about Pacman
Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.
What? You never told me that before.
That's because I'm not an arrogant prick
Okay, okay, it doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about *talking* to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.
What? You never told me that before.
That's because I'm not an arrogant prick
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 10:30 AM) [snapback]400724[/snapback]
but i am =,( LOL
Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
Beth: You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer: But... what?
Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
Beth: You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer: But... what?
that from LICD?
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:35 PM) [snapback]400727[/snapback]
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 11:38 AM) [snapback]400731[/snapback]
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
David: What?
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 10:41 AM) [snapback]400732[/snapback]
Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
David: What?
David: What?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
40 year old virgin.
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:41 PM) [snapback]400732[/snapback]
Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
David: What?
David: What?
Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man you got to get on that.
Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uhh... yeah...
Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
Andy Stitzer: OOhhh... yeah... right, god I've been looking for that speed dating card, thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Ummhmm... yeah...?hurtin' for a squirtin'", yeah i wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'
Jill: You are never gonna meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
Andy Stitzer: Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off all right? And stop with the inquisition.
Jill: That's how you talk?
Andy Stitzer: You know what I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch.
[imitating hood accent]
Andy Stitzer: Know what I sayin'? So shit man, fuck it!
Jill: You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
Jay: I don't hang out with him! I work with him, and that's it! I try to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess him baby. That's not me.
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your hoe on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro I can't let you talk...
[Andy interrupts]
Jay: I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey, hey, bitch's runnin' wild, man.
Andy Stitzer: Uhh... yeah...
Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
Andy Stitzer: OOhhh... yeah... right, god I've been looking for that speed dating card, thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Ummhmm... yeah...?hurtin' for a squirtin'", yeah i wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'
Jill: You are never gonna meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
Andy Stitzer: Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off all right? And stop with the inquisition.
Jill: That's how you talk?
Andy Stitzer: You know what I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch.
[imitating hood accent]
Andy Stitzer: Know what I sayin'? So shit man, fuck it!
Jill: You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
Jay: I don't hang out with him! I work with him, and that's it! I try to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess him baby. That's not me.
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your hoe on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro I can't let you talk...
[Andy interrupts]
Jay: I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey, hey, bitch's runnin' wild, man.
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 01:44 PM) [snapback]400735[/snapback]
Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uhh... yeah...
Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
Andy Stitzer: OOhhh... yeah... right, god I've been looking for that speed dating card, thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Ummhmm... yeah...?hurtin' for a squirtin'", yeah i wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'
Jill: You are never gonna meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
Andy Stitzer: Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off all right? And stop with the inquisition.
Jill: That's how you talk?
Andy Stitzer: You know what I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch.
[imitating hood accent]
Andy Stitzer: Know what I sayin'? So shit man, fuck it!
Jill: You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
Jay: I don't hang out with him! I work with him, and that's it! I try to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess him baby. That's not me.
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your hoe on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro I can't let you talk...
[Andy interrupts]
Jay: I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey, hey, bitch's runnin' wild, man.
Andy Stitzer: Uhh... yeah...
Jill: Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
Andy Stitzer: OOhhh... yeah... right, god I've been looking for that speed dating card, thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Ummhmm... yeah...?hurtin' for a squirtin'", yeah i wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "hoe fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'
Jill: You are never gonna meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
Andy Stitzer: Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off all right? And stop with the inquisition.
Jill: That's how you talk?
Andy Stitzer: You know what I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch.
[imitating hood accent]
Andy Stitzer: Know what I sayin'? So shit man, fuck it!
Jill: You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
Jay: I don't hang out with him! I work with him, and that's it! I try to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess him baby. That's not me.
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your hoe on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro I can't let you talk...
[Andy interrupts]
Jay: I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey, hey, bitch's runnin' wild, man.
Mooj: This is a great tv, nothing beats a plasma
Jay: What are you doing that's my customer
Mooj: It certainly is not; when I came upon her she was unattended
Jay: no no Das my... .
Jay: She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested
Mooj: I apologize but it's too late the transaction is completedddd
Jay: Than you gunna give me half the commissioooon
Mooj: You will receive none of the commission
Jay: I need to talk to Paula, this is crazy man
Mooj: This is bullshit every time I make a sale you go crying to Paula, how about, how about Jesse Jackson, oh Jesse he needs a call
Jay: I'm sick of you poaching my customers
Mooj: I'm sick of your cry baby bullshit
Jay: You wanna take this shit outside just take it outside and squash it
Mooj: Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have ok because when I remove the blade that I keep in my boot from its sheath I cannot return it until it has split blooood
Jay: Listen listen, you are fucking with the wrong nigga
Mooj: Hey hey you are fucking with the wrong sand nigga ok
Jay: I will hang your old ass by your turban
Mooj: Oh, turban now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say 'Hey Jay, you want a slurpee? You wanna slurpee?' Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?
QUOTE(giggledrop sunshine @ Mar 22 2009, 10:43 AM) [snapback]400734[/snapback]
Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man you got to get on that.
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man you got to get on that.
Okay, enough of the fucking quotes.
Haziz: [David is speaking to Andy] Hey, Will and Grace. Back to work.
David: Hey Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.
Haziz: Hey. I'm on my break.
David: Fuck off Haziz, leave us alone, will you?
Haziz: Fuck off? Fuck you!
David: Fuck you!
Haziz: Fuck you.
David: Fuck off!
Haziz: Fuck off.
David: I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.
Haziz: Hey, hey, hey hey hey, watch the language, ok? I have a family.
David: Why don't you talk to me?
Haziz: Hey Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.
David: Smoke my pole!
Haziz: You are a very unkind man!
David: Get inside!
Haziz: This is not professional! Paula! This asshole - Paula!
QUOTE(The Desolate One @ Mar 22 2009, 01:49 PM) [snapback]400737[/snapback]
Okay, enough of the fucking quotes.
Sorry dude....
Cal: [to Andy about telling Trish he's a virgin] Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."
[pause]
Cal: And that was a smart movie.
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 10:49 AM) [snapback]400738[/snapback]
Haziz: [David is speaking to Andy] Hey, Will and Grace. Back to work.
David: Hey Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.
Haziz: Hey. I'm on my break.
David: Fuck off Haziz, leave us alone, will you?
Haziz: Fuck off? Fuck you!
David: Fuck you!
Haziz: Fuck you.
David: Fuck off!
Haziz: Fuck off.
David: I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.
Haziz: Hey, hey, hey hey hey, watch the language, ok? I have a family.
David: Why don't you talk to me?
Haziz: Hey Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.
David: Smoke my pole!
Haziz: You are a very unkind man!
David: Get inside!
Haziz: This is not professional! Paula! This asshole - Paula!
David: Hey Haziz, could you give us a minute? We're kind of in the middle of something here.
Haziz: Hey. I'm on my break.
David: Fuck off Haziz, leave us alone, will you?
Haziz: Fuck off? Fuck you!
David: Fuck you!
Haziz: Fuck you.
David: Fuck off!
Haziz: Fuck off.
David: I'm gonna kick you in the nuts, asshole.
Haziz: Hey, hey, hey hey hey, watch the language, ok? I have a family.
David: Why don't you talk to me?
Haziz: Hey Bambi, it's a free country. I can smoke out here if I want.
David: Smoke my pole!
Haziz: You are a very unkind man!
David: Get inside!
Haziz: This is not professional! Paula! This asshole - Paula!
Stop the god damn quotes!!!!!!!
Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it?
Health Clinic Counselor: Is that a serious question?
Andy Stitzer: No, it wasn't.
Health Clinic Counselor: Is that a serious question?
Andy Stitzer: No, it wasn't.
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 10:55 AM) [snapback]400743[/snapback]
Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't USE it you LOSE it?
Health Clinic Counselor: Is that a serious question?
Andy Stitzer: No, it wasn't.
Health Clinic Counselor: Is that a serious question?
Andy Stitzer: No, it wasn't.
Don't make me bring Kay in here!
Andy Stitzer: [after having wax ripped the hair from his nipple] Oh, nipplefuck!
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 11:00 AM) [snapback]400746[/snapback]
Andy Stitzer: [after having wax ripped the hair from his nipple] Oh, nipplefuck!
THAT'S IT!
*marches off to get kay*
Mooj: Go fuck a goat.
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 11:06 AM) [snapback]400748[/snapback]
Mooj: Go fuck a goat.
Only if the goat were interested...
POST GOD DAMMIT!!
bye guys....I'm off to spend some time with my grandpa
dueces
QUOTE(SocialCommunist @ Mar 22 2009, 11:58 AM) [snapback]400752[/snapback]
dueces
these one word posts are starting to irritate me, but i guess it's better then those retarded quotes
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