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Kult Eziikial
ok the way it goes is the first person (me) makes up a hero or a villian, name powers, home planet, weakness and their no. 1 nemesis, next person uses that nemesis' name and makes up powers, home planet, weakness and their no. 1 nemesis. fi i start as a villian than the next person is a hero and the next is a villian etc.

(my appologise for the quality of this game, to drunk to be creative)

Here we go

H or V: VILLIAN
Powers: has control over fire
Name: Hellfire
Home Planet: Mars
Weakness: Vodka
Nemesis: Russian hero, Captain Smirnoff
Escariot
Hero or Villain : Hero
Powers : Has a concealed hand made out of alcohol, regenerative and can detach from body.
Name : Russian Hero, Captain Smirnoff
Home Planet : Earth
Weakness : Psychics
Nemesis : The Giant Brain



Sounds sorta fun~
Pariah II
H or V: Villain
Powers: Psychic blasts, levitation, body swapping
Name: The Giant Brain
Home Planet: HAT-P-1 (It's real!)
Weakness: Fire. Lots of Fire.
Nemesis: Resurrected Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand


Please think of more original ones than "Giant Brain". It's silly!
Death Cultist
H or V: Hero
Powers: Incites rage and guilt, fire breath, poison resistance
Name: Resurrected Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand
Home Planet: Europa ohmy.gif
Weakness: Numbers
Nemesis: The Amazing Calculator
Escariot
H or V: Villain
Powers: Able to multiply into more copies of itself. Very Intelligent.
Name: The Amazing Calculator
Home Planet: Sumov 4
Weakness: Dust'
Nemesis: The Dust Maker.




(But Futurama was the first thing to come to mind and we all know Futurama is forged out of pure win.)
Kult Eziikial
H or V: Hero (man i hate heroes they are too goody goody)
Powers: can turn anything into dust or dust into anything
Name: The Dust Maker
Home Planet: dusty mcdusty of the dustway (get it? milkyway??......*crikets chirp, tumble weeds roll by* ok not so funny)
Weakness: vacume cleaners or dust busters
Nemesis: the vacume cleaner door to door salesman
Kult Eziikial
feel free to mess up the next person, make it hard for them, be funny, be rude and mess with each others heads people
Pariah II
Hero Or Villain: Villain
Name: The Vacuum Cleaner Door To Door Salesman
Power: Can create vacuum anywhere, at anytime, and ALWAYS interrupts at the most inopportune moment.
Home World: Telemarketron
Weakness: Shotguns
Nemesis: Autorapetron 4000. You'll never guess its powers
Kult Eziikial
thats the way

Name: Autorapetron 4000
H or V: hero (again a hero man heroes suck)
Power: has the power to sodomise people from afar with a shotgun
Homeworld: illegalunlessyour18+
weakness: people who are too tight arses..... :S
Nemisis:tighty mc tight tight

rofl, gross
Pariah II
Hero or Villain: Villain called... sigh... tighty mc tight tight
Power: Sigh.. His buttocks are so tight they compress matter to Neutronium.
Homeworld: Christian Conservative land
Weakness: DECENCY LORD
Nemesis: See above
Death Cultist
Name: DECENCY LORD
Hero or Villain: Hero
Power: Universal censorship, resistance to anything clothed
Homeworld: Saturn
Weakness: Human fingernails
Nemesis: Mistor Disruptor
Pariah II
Name: Mistor Disruptor
H or V: V
Power: Create controversy. And disintegrator eye beams. (I bet you thought he would have sonic fingernails didn't you?)
Homeworld: Paul
Weakness: Heavy metal poisoning.
Nemesis: The Water Safety Board.
Death Cultist
Name: The Water Safety Board
Hero of Villain: Hero
Power: Can store water and fire it at high pressure from his hands, and I guess heavy metal poison
Homeworld: Planetis
Weakness: Cashews
Nemesis: Xenocide
Pariah II
Name: Xenocide
H or V: Villain
Power: Made by a well loved and known author, but in reality pretty crappy, slightly corroding your soul the first time you read it.
Homeworld: Urth
Weakness: Professional Critics who warn people
Nemesis: The God Emperor of Mankind
Kult Eziikial
Name: The God Emperor of Mankind
H or V: hero
Power: ALL POWERFULL
Homeworld: earth
Weakness: currently dlying od stupdi gold chair
Nemesis: chaos
The Bunny
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thats the way

Name: Autorapetron 4000
H or V: hero (again a hero man heroes suck)
Power: has the power to sodomise people from afar with a shotgun
Homeworld: illegalunlessyour18+
weakness: people who are too tight arses..... :S
Nemisis:tighty mc tight tight

rofl, gross


THAT is a hero?! Sounds like japanese Comic-style... blink.gif
Pariah II
Wasn't my idea!
Chaos
H or V: V
Power: Its a force of Nature. It kills you and mind controls you. And eats your soul. Ouch.
Homeworld: Giant swirly Chaos vortex of DEATH
Weakness: The God Emperor before his son half killed him
Nemesis: The Void Dragon of Asskickery on a Galactic Scale
Death Cultist
Hero or Villain: Hero
Name: The Void Dragon of Asskickery (on a Galactic Scale)
Power: Black hole manipulation, has claws that can split an atom
Homeworld: The Dark Depths of the Universe
Weakness: NOTHING!
Nemesis: The Black Knight
cHr0n0sPh3r3
H or V: Villain
Name: Dark Knight (Holy exploding humvees batman!)
Powers: False logic and persuasive abilities so powerful he proved God doesn't exist, and that huge ass sword of his for "aggresive negptiations"
Homeworld: Unknown, persumably that huge crater with all the huge ass swords
Weakness: Dark Matter (He likes to drunk the stuff like wine...)
Nemesis: King Arthur
Baeron von Bleat
H or V: Hero
Name: King Arthur, or Art to his friends. You're not his friend, don't call him Art <.<
Powers: He has this sword that makes him invulnerable. It came from a lake. What this lake did that made it so special is beyond me... he also got a sword from a stone. In fact, that's his power. He conjures swords from unusual locations. What's that behind you ear? Why it's a Claymore! Really, neat party trick, or if you need someone to cut the turkey at thanksgiving.
Homeworld: I think it was Earth. Let's check the records, yes, definitely Earth.
Weakness: Women. Yes, they're beautiful and charming, but with all his mighty morals he gets his heart broken fairly easily, and then he just lets people kill him for fun! It's fairly miserable.
Nemesis: Captain Ahab
Pariah II
Name: CAPTAIN PLA- AHAAAAB!
H or V: V
Powers: Zealotry, the ability to find ANYTHING at sea, super grudge holding powers, the ability to summon creepy little Japanese girls that strangle people, AND A CANNON THAT RAPIDLY SHOOTS WHALES! And I don't mean it fires a projectile AT whales, I mean it literally LAUNCHES whales at the speed of sound toward targets! Holy Crap!
Home Planet: Planet Really Poor Logic for Choosing Revenge Targets That Comes and Bites You in The Arse at the End
Weakness: Telling him that larger whales lack teeth, and that he was really attacked by an ancient Carcharocles Megalodon that is now extinct, and that he killed all those whales for no reason. He tends to get drunk and cry a lot after someone points that out to him.
Arch Nemesis: A Smaller Boat
cHr0n0sPh3r3
H or V: H
Name: A Smaller boat... (BY TONNAGE!)
Powers: A massive ion cannon that takes up the entire deck
Planet : GDI Shipyards
Weaknesses : The ion cannon tends to blow the shit out of everything so the boat doesn't get to do any killing
Arch Nemesis: A polka dot
Death Cultist
H or V: V
Name: A polka dot
Powers: Many millions of tiny pink balls, can be used to smother or bury anything
Planet: Polka Prime
Weakness: All encompassing darkness
Arch Nemesis: Blackout
Pariah II
H or V:V again
Name: Blackout
Powers: A gigantic opaque cloud of Urine vapor that blocks out the sun!
Planet: Los Angeles Prime
Weakness: Pampers Diapers
Arch Enemy: OLD MAN!
Bag-o-Legion-Ears
H or V: H
Name: Old Man
Powers: Has the ability to generate and launch trillions of super-aborbant Pampers diapers at his enemy, sometimes not very clean diapers either....
Planet: Sunny Meadows Omega
Weakness: Kids on his Lawn.
Arch Nemisis: New TV!
The Bunny
H or V: V
Name: New TV!
Powers: His sexual explicit content, loudness and harsh language leave you a drooling mass
Planet: Mediatron IV
Weakness: Religious fundamentalism
Arch Nemesis: Billy Graham
Kult Eziikial
H or V: H (I HATE HEROES)
Name: Billy Graham
Powers: To bore people ears off with my constant dribbling of religious crap
Planet: none, he is an alian experiment gone horribly wrong, the were trying to make a pizza
eakness: people who throw eggs at him
Arch Nemesis: Pariah II
Pariah II
H or V: V, For Vendetta
Name: Pariah II
Powers: A halberd that can cut through anything, a disintegrator ray, and an infinite number of clones. Meet Pariah I to CCC
Planet: ???? World
Weakness: Losing his password. Freakin' recovery system.
Arch Nemesis: People who take an eon to post.
Death Cultist
Hero or Villain: Hero
Name: The Union of People WTETP
Powers: Bandwith the width of a needle, and the lamest excuses known to man.
Planet: Comets found orbiting the internet
Weakness: Whips and foul language
Arch Nemesis: Doctor Wikipedia

Pariah II
Hero or Villain: Potato Fish
Name: PROFESSOR Wikipedia
Powers: Schizophrenia, and gullibility, and the power to alter time, space, and reality at the press of a key.
Planet: Terr-I'm awesomeanwikipediasuxors
Weakness: VANDALS ---Are awesome!
Arch Nemesis: THE POPE-INATOR!


(EDIT: Man the Pope-inator sure is an intolerant a**hole. I liked the previous one (Before the current one, not the hypothetical pope robot))
The Bunny
H or V: H, I guess
Name: THE POPE-INATOR!
Powers: Half German Priest, half austrian Robot from the future he can shoot laser beams on jews, muslims and protestants. His flying pope-saucer has a nuclear arms arsenal.
Planet: Vaticanum XVII
Weakness: Contaception
Arch-Nemesis: Captain Rubber
Ragnarok97
H or V: V

Name: Captain Rubber

Powers: Sterilization.

Planet: Non XXX (N-Oh 30 (thats a lot of planets...))

Weakness: Sexually Explicit Material of the Homosexual Veriety

Arch-Nemesis: HomoEroticism Man
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