Ok, just put 1 or more ways to get kicked out of a store, i'll begin

1.Run around screaming and when someone asks whats wrong, stop, stare at them, yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!" and do the sparta kick on them then run away screaming "For Pony!!"

this thread is not really a game......it's more like a "how-to" to get arrested

Its a game if you help its a game because you get to think of fun things to do to get kicked out and you get to use your imagination

2. Get your friends and have 1 wear a tauren mask, have another tackle you and when everyone gathers smile, if someone asks "Why are you smiling?" say "I recognize that shadow" as your tauren friend tackles the friend who tackled you.

Sit bundled up in the fetal position rocking back and forth in the dairy isle and when the announcements come back on scream and cup your hands to your ears crying out, "THE VOICES AGAIN I CAN HEAR THEM!!!"

Walk in without wearing any pants.

Simple yet effective... Especially if the store has a "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" Policy.

5. burst out singing "slaughter your world"

Well, my favorite way was to put on the Preist's robe that I have ( Not sure how that happened... ) and get my 10 year old cousin to run around screaming while I chased him.

Good times and many shennanigans ensued...

Lead a rave line with many flashing lights and awesome techno through the front door of the store

Yell around "femine" section. "Stayfree!" and other brand names at the customers. (I have seen people do this unfortunately)

You and a friend put on banana costumes and dance in the aisles while screaming gibberish at the top of your lungs. When security comes, say you are a paganist and was performing a sacred ritual.

dress up as a buddist monk and walk up to random women and ask them to bare your child

Put on a white wig with white cat ear and a red kimono and scream at the top of your lungs IRON REAPER SOUL STEALER!!!

Put on a Banana sit with some maracas and jump around the store inging/yelling "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!"

take off all your cloths and streak through the store yelling "FOR FREEDOM"

Dump soup awwwlll over the manager. Whipped cream works too.

Don't ask how I know these things. >.>

First shoplifter you see, yell after him "Hey, where you going with my share!"

Open a couple jugs of milk, walk up to the clerk and say "This milk tastes sour, if I get diarrhea I'm suing."

Walk into the store with a turban and a couple half-full wine bottles with napkins sticking out of them and scream "FOR ALLAH!"

Party boy everyone

after playing a demo of rock band smash the guitar on the ground like a rock star.

use an on-display pocket rocket to tick off the managers by circling around them screaming that they have a mangina.

Whack the manager in the throat with a lead pipe.

Borrow one of the announcement-mics and over the loudspeaker start saying anything. Anything at all. Tell the store about your day, say a joke, start hitting on the girl next to you, but my favorite is "We seem to have a minor rat infestation in the back, Lou can you please take care of that?"

Talk really loudly on your mobile phone about having a very contagious flehs-eating disease

dude thats harsh......but so bloody funny

i got two words for you

CAT BOMB

if you dont know what a cat bomb is or you have smoke too much pot today and cant figure it out, pm me and i will tell you coz i dont want to explain it here

dah nah nah nah nah nah nah CAT BOMB CAT BOMB

start singing L80ETC at the top of your lungs

tell your airband "were gonna practice in the frozen foods aisle today"

when going to pay for your items, the cashier will stick thier hand out for the money, grap it and try to see if it will fit inside your mouth.

Download the sound grenade app for the iPhone or iPod touch and hide it under the bread. If all goes well people will start throwing up or passing out after about ten minutes.

...play a really annoying song over the loud speakers over and over again

GRAMMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REIGNDEER!

i was thinking of "caramelldasen" but that works

Set up ten ketchup bottles at the end of an ilse and you and a freind use a cantalope to bowl with.

Sneak up behind people while wearing a SEAL combat suit and "slit" their throats with an envelope. And I heard the Sound Grenade, and it is simply an extremely loud and annoying low frequency sound, not a military grade suppression weapon!

Walk in, slap a pipe bomb on the counter and publicly demand for a refund on it

Run in the door screaming "FIRE, FIRE!" and dump a bucket of water on the clerk's head

Dress up in white robes , and fake beard ( also take a staff) , position yourself by the entrance to the store , block the way and start yelling "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" to everybody going in and out

Take a dump in the fitting rooms if its a clothes store or just any corner, hallway, or box of cereal will do.

dammit, you beat me there. In fact, the party boy dance was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read the title of this thread

But back to topic:
Sneak around dressed in a Ninja suit, trying to get close behind people

run threw the store screaming at the lack of hemeroid cream for your ass (i didnt have hemoriods )

Streak about the store with a metal bat, wacking people in the shins o.o

Go Nude-Rambo on the security

That'll just about do it.

Fill a bucket or squirt gun with red kool-aid or some other red liquid and run around the store dousing people with it while yelling "AIDS! AIDS!" at the top of your lungs.

Walk in wearing nothing but a sandwich board and a Boa Constrictor.

Grab two loaves of bread spin them around very fast and start hitting people. Or have watermelon races.

(Do you read that comic "Darken"? That Dark elf avatar you have looks just like one of its characters...)


Taunt the manager into scrying you for evil, then burn his eyes out with your aura.

Sing Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up" through the microphone of the mall!

Walk into the store with only a pair of shoes and a shirt.

Put a sign that says "Soup Kitchen" outside the door.

Using a black suit, dark sunglasses, and a fake badge, say you're FBI and start confiscating all the expensive stuff.

Run naked throught the store.... yep... i wen there....

repeat the pledge of alliegence over and over again to anybody who says "Sale"

Take a bath in the produce section.

Attempt gallon milk stands. ( keg stands )

Play baseball with tomatoes.

Drive a BOLO through the store.

Enter grocery store with a cart. Look twitchy, occassionally spin around to look behind you glaring suspiciously. Fill cart with random items. Leave completely full at the end of an isle, running all the way to the front of the store. Buy a stick of gum, yell at the cashier that "I'm on to you." Walk out side, grab another cart, repeat, but act like you never were in the store before. If approached by security, deny everything. If they say they've been watching you, run away yelling "Big Brother Exists!" Barricade yourself in the bakery section, throwing cupcakes at anyone who comes too close.

Throw large amounts of glorious pie in the above posters' face, and then run away, screaming, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUUUUUU!!!!"

Walkin with no pants on and argue that the sign saying No Shirt No Shoes No Service doesnt say anything about no pants