For starters..For any grammar mistakes and all that. Please tell me if you wish.

Ninj4, a 16 year old with long blond hair, pale green eyed boy in blue jeans, a black hoodie labled "Ninj4" and black suede leather shoes along with Payne, an 18 year old african american with trimmed hair wearing more casual cloths reach the main gates of Nintendo and enter inside. To their surprise, it resembles a hospital right down to the floors and elevators.
"o_o How..odd.", Payne stated.
"Even odder than that manga you just read?", Ninj4 brought up.
".......Dude. Not funny."
"Oh come on Payne! A little fun didn't get no one pregnant!"
".......Didn't get no one pregnant?! Which america did YOU come from?"

The two of them laugh until they're greeting with a wild greetings...

"HERRO GAIJIN FORSU!!"
Ninj4, "*whips around* O_O MIYAMOTO!!!"

They're quickly grabbed, hogtied, and then dragged into an elevator by the father of Mario himself.

Payne, "*hogtied*.....Konnichiwa to you also, Mr. Miyamoto sir."

The two are thrown onto the floor after the elevator reaches the top speedily.

Payne, "OW! What's this about!?! I demand to know!!"

Itawa, "Mr. Paynekiller, I presume?"

Payne raises an eyebrow. "Yes, Mr. President?"

Itawa, "I will cut right to chasu. You know code?"

Payne, "Like I know Image Google."

Itawa, ".............GOOD! Then you know Pokemon?"

Payne, "O_O Aw man! I used to love the sh--"

Itawa, "GOOD! NOW! You know that certain pokemon evolve when either leveling up or being applied a certain stone, correct?"

Payne, "Hai."

Itawa, "..Herro. NOW THEN.."

Payne, "=.= *Hai is japanese for yes*"

Itawa, "As you two might know, Gamecube has barely online play. We did this for reason."

A stunned silence splooged from the two.

Ninj4, "...YOU SACRIFICED THE GAMECUBE'S POTENTIAL FIRST PLACE, WHY?!?!" Having a very soft spot for the purple cube, this did not sit well with Payne or Ninj4 at all.

Itawa, "Well, since the cube's release since 2001, let's just say that as it ages each minute..it gains...'experience'."

The two were now sitting in two leather chairs in dark suits and lollipops in the mouths. "Yes, go on."

Itawa, "Wellll, when the gamecube gets to a certain age..."

Boy, "O_O MY GAMECUBE'S GLOWING!!"

The gamecube involves into a Wii.

Boy, "IT TURNED INTO A WII! "
*chiptune victory music*

Payne, "...What does that have to do with the gamecube's online play?"

Itawa, "Well, when you put the modem in and try to play a recent online game.."

*The boy puts in a GCN online game released in Japan only (Go ahead, Wikipedia around for it)*

Boy, "O_O MY GAMECUBE'S GLOWING!!"

Itawa, "You get the point."

Payne had a difficult look on his face. "Sooo..why did you have us hogtied and roughed up here?"

Miyamoto, "Ay! Watashi wa boruu desu. (Ha! I was bored!!)"

Itawa, "This discovery could cannibalize the Wii's sales; GCN owners are getting free Wiis without knowing it!"

Payne, "....Well that's what happens when you just overclock the frequency rate of the CPU and GPU, then cram it into a smaller box. It's Pikachu-Raichu theory, actually."

Itawa, "But here's the thing! A certain company is letting the word get out."

Miyamoto, "Sony!"

Payne's eyes flickered at the sound of the name.

Itawa, "Which is why we want you to go and disarm them of any knowledge of this discovery while we try to sort it out."

Ninj4 blinks while gripping his seat.

"*whisper* What is it Ninj4.."
"*whisper* Dude, I think we can use this to our 1UP..."
"*whisper* I'm way ahead of you..."

Payne, "We'll be needing a busty partner of the female sex to assist us in this mission."

Itawa, "Sadly, we cannot provide you with what your hormones desire."

Payne, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! >_<"

Itawa, "However, you will need one of our prototype spies to assist you. Miyamoto-san, bring out..N-chan'."

Payne, "...o.o N-chan?"

A Wii's blue disk drive begins to illuminate as it constructs a specialized lifeform, around Payne's age, of very impressive proportions, right to the 1UP mushroom imprint on her forehead.

N-chan, "Hello!"

Payne, "O_O.......Uhhhh.."

Itawa, "This is N-chan. She is the prototype of Nintendo's console after the Wii."

Ninj4, "....It's a girl."

Itawa, "Oh no no no, it's a robot with perfect human traits such as emotions, skin, muscles and the sort."

Payne examples N-chan suspiciously. "..Where do you put the game discs?"

N-chan, "...... ._.;;;"

Itawa, "...We're marketing this console to the lonely nerd crowd."

Payne's jaw dropped. "YOU MEAN..YOU PUT IT IN.."

Itawa, "Yes. The back of the head."

Payne, "<.<;;;;; Oh....Yeah. The back of the head."

Ninj4, "Where do you put the SD cards?"

Itawa, "Oh, you put that up--"

Payne, "I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!! *pant pant* x_x;;;...Alright, fine. We'll take the case."

N-chan smiles innocently. "=3"

Omg, i could totally see that in a manga stile comic strip, hilarious.

nice, could work as manga but you know, books aint got smileys, if they did, then schools wouldn't nee to make kids read so many

Smilies prolly just represent the blank frames of the "comic" where its all expression no lines type dealie?

yea, but still, I want a smiley book I want it now DAMNIT!

Well you see if he just has about 30 more million of you and he out sells Harry Potter.

Pssh. Ninj4's don't come from Texas.

Also, i happen to own a Ninj4 Hoodie from MT.
No applause needed.

I have one too, 1337. Next chapter starting a new day. And this is pure speculation taking place 2 years from now. Shorter, I think. And the last untill Payne gives me Build 5 with the chapter 3 in it. (We alternate like that)

The fresh slap of sunlight smacked Payne hard. He sat up and rubbed his face..Then looked around, only to see Ninj4 Boi sitting at the table, a set of keys infront of him. He looked towards the Wii in the corner..The special "Ninja Delivery Service" channel was open.

"So. Itawa dropped us off our wheels?"

"Yup."

"Cool..Where's N-Chan?"

"In the kitchen. Making breakfast."

"I thought she was a console that was designed to be our partner..."

"She is. I reached into her settings and switched her to house maid mode."

Payne grinned with possible delight. "Does she have a 'Horny Girlfriend' Mode?"

Ninj4 looked at Payne, "Say-Wha?"

Payne coughed! "Nuttin' <.<;"

*AFTER BREAKFAST*

Payne, Ninj4, and N-Chan ran outside and looked around..They were expecting some sort of Go-Kart like on Mario Kart 64..But instead..They saw a shiney blue Sports Car bearing the Nintendo Logo..After a Jaw-Drop moment later..THEY PILED IN..And at the key hole, there was a note..Hand written by Miyamoto himself!

"Dear Gaijirin Forsu, this carr can onry rune fo 12 minitsu, so don ma-ke any detore unress its tu a gase stashon"

The two look at it..Then eachother...Then at it again...

"The heck did Miyamoto say?"

"12 Minutes..Car...Gasy Station?...."

"YOU MEAN THIS IS A JAPANESE PIMP CAR!?"

*Meanwhile...In the Room of Big Mofos, at Sony HQ*

Howard Stinger slammed his hands on the desk, "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LISTEN TO YOUR STUPID FAILURES!!"

The Chart Boy was almost crying "B-B-B-B-B-But it's not my fault the Wii outsold us because of better gameplay and better pri--"

*WHAM!!!*

Stinger kicked the Chart Boy through the window Chuck Norris style..He would be dead..Seeing as though they were on the 599th US Floor..But one of those fat chinese men broke his fall.

Stinger slammed his hands again "THE GAIJIN FORCE IS IN JAPAN AND I'M HERE LISTENING TO THE US FAILURE OF THE PS3!"

"Actually..It bombed everywhere..Even in 3rd World Countries where it sold for $5.99."

Stinger, "THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! WHO WOULD TURN DOWN A $6 PS3!?!"

"Uhh..People who don't have TVs, Sir?"

*WHAM!!!* *SCREAM* *CHINESE FAT MAN!*

1- Nice.

2- If only man. If only..
XD

*clones self 30 million times to buy the smiley book*

Woo! it did outsell that damned JK Rowling!

lol

Haha... I think the world would end if we had that many of you... and there would be a pie shortage...

We'd finally have the assault battalions to roll over the Cake resistance though. And I'm sure the tragically high casualties of such an assault would reduce his numbers back to something controllable.

haha you have an answer for everthing

Or does he?

I'm not even gonna touch this. So far I've managed to avoid anything but gentle reminders and a pity-mod from our overlords.

Mykel finally got on with Build 5 in hand. SO here it is!

Chapter 3
Breath of BlackRage


*VROOOOOM*
"NINJ4 LOOK OUT FOR THAT CAT!!!"
*thud, sound of a cat screeching*

"...I don't see no cat <.<"

"Ahhh! Poor kitty! ;.;....*smacks Payne's hand away* I'm good, thanks. >_>"

"<.<"

People running for safety, the Nintenmobile flies down the streets of Tokyo at excesses of 250 MPH.

"DUDE! SLOW DOWN!!"

As Payne says this, Ninj4 turns up the Japanese Rave music and yanks on the emergency brake, sending the car into a powerslide around a corner.

"WAAHHH!!"

"NINJ4!! *face slams into N-chan's...........shoulder*"

N-Chan, "....."

Ninj4, "Whoops, I missed. *does another powerslide which sends Payne's head slamming into N-chan's clevage.*"

N-Chan, "EEEEEEEK!"

Payne, "O_O"

Ninj4, "You can thank me later. *hears a smack*....or not."

*clunk, stutter, chug, clunk*

Payne, "Our 12 minutes are up x_x..." He peeks out the window. "Hey, there's a gas station, roll into there."

They pull into a modern gas station and up to a pump labelled "for copyrighted vehicles only".

The door opens, and Payne stumbles out of the car. "....@_@..Next time, I'm driving..."

"HEY GAIJIN FREAKS!!!"

Hear that? That's the sound of a generic team of wickednessisity.

Payne, "OOOOOKAY, back in the car.."

Termoyl, "NOT SO FAST, BLACKIE!!!"

Payne, "....BLACKIE?!?!?!"

A gothic-attired female walks out with a fully charged cell phone.

Payne, "......You....you're that girl with the DBZ cell phone.."

Termoyl, "You shall only refer to me as Termoyl."

Payne, "....That name sounds awfully simila---"

Sam4ru1, "SHE AIN'T ALONE BOI!!"

Ninj4, "o.O!!!!! *senses a challenger*"

Another female in samurai attire walks out of the gas station.

Sam4ru1, "All ninjas shall fall at the feet of Sam4ru1 B4b3!!"

Termoyl, "WE ARE NATIONALLY KNOWN AS THE ANTI-GAIJIN FORCE, PROTECTING OUR LANDS FROM FORIEGNERS SUCH AS YOURSELVES!!!"

N-Chan, "...Foriegner?...o_o But i'm a next-gen game console/otaku wet dream!!"

Ninj4 + Payne, "Yep, dat she iz."


"That is irrelevant. You travel with foriegners, therefore that makes you one as well."


Everything drops silent.

Payne, "Erm..can I say something?"

Termoyl, "Just this once."

Payne, "How can your name be Termoyl? The Japanese Language has no syllable for the 'L'."

Termoyl, ".............................."

Payne, "Are you REALLY japanese..."

Sam4ru1, "YES, SHE IS!! YOU NEVER SEEN A NIHON WHO CAN PRONOUCE THAT LETTER IN YOUR NATIVE TOUNGE?!?!"

Payne, "Well culturally, my native tounge would be swahili, which I can't speak a lick of--"

Sam4ru1, "You REALLY need to stop with that collegesp34k."

Payne, "Look, what's your reason for pursuit..."

Termoyl, "2 years ago you caused sheer chaos within our peaceful land--"

N-chan, "Payne-kun!! The Nintenmobile's filled!!"

Payne, "OH SWEET!!! (...Payne-kun. Man I love that!)"

Termoyl points her phone at the car. "FREEZE YOU N***** SUBHUMAN!!!"

Ninj4, "............."

N-Chan, "o.o?"

Ninj4, ".....Oh snap.....EVERYONE OUT OF THE CAR!!!"

Ninj4 grabs N-Chan and leaps out of the car before she could respond.

Payne, "*blows smoke from nostrils with face of murder*.....WHAT...DID YOU CALL ME?!"

Sam4ru1, "Uh oh.....Watch out for his chaingun!!"

Payne reveals suddenly-grown fangs along with flaming dreadlocks sprouting out of his head. "I ain't gonna need no chaingun for this.." Thrusting his fist into the air with other fist behind his back, he bellows his inherited calling. "PANTHER MACHINE DECIMAL LEVEL!!! BLACKRAGE HAAAAAA!!!!"

N-Chan, "*blinks* What's this?!"

Ninj4 works a grin, "It's an ooooold-fashioned technique of african men ever since the march, missy...I've seen him use it when he moderates just about anything."

N-Chan, "How do you know this?"

Ninj4, "Wikipedia. >.>"

Termoyl, "YOU ALL ACT LIKE I DIDN'T COME PREPARED!!!" As she says this her hair turns white like a ghost, and she loses all the color in her face as her lips turn dark purple. "I'VE STUDIED YOUR PEOPLE, PAYNE....." Her irises turn into slits. "HEART OF EDO!! KYOTO SCREAM!!!!"


Ninj4, "*yaaawn* OOOOOKAAAAAAY I'M BORED. C'MON PAYNE WE GOT WORK TO DO!!!"

N-Chan, "Yeah. Come on, Payne!"

Payne, "SCREW YOU!! I'M NOT DONE YE--*N-Chan hugs him lovingly from behind*..eeuuuuuuuuuuuugeeeeehhhhh ^o^~ *chuckles stupidly, then his blackrage fades away*"

Payne's weakness has been revealed: Intimate Arousal.

Ninj4 leaps into the driver's seat again. "Allright, haul 'em in! We got 12 minutes to head to our next destination!!"

Payne, "..Wait!! I still have to---*N-Chan rubs his shoulder*.........^-^ *giddy laughter*"

N-Chan sighs, tosses him into the backseat and shuts the door.

Ninj4, "WHO HA!! *puts on that Japanese Rave and pulls out of the station at 200+ MPH yet again*"

Termoyl, ".....*Kyoto Scream fades away*....HEY!! GET BACK HERE!!!"

Sam4ru1 B4b3, "....NEWWWWWWWWBS!! >.<"

N-Chan, "All right!! Next stop, the game stores!!"

Ninj4, "Why there?"

N-Chan, "Isn't it obvious?! We have to get rid of all the gamecubes, their adapters, the reiterations, the used consoles, and PAYNE IF YOU DON'T STOP TOUCHING MY HIP I'LL BEAT THE VIRGINITY OUT OF YOU!!!"

Payne, "Awwwwwww all the girls say that, but I know what they reeeaally meeean ~_^ *strokes her bottom*"

Ninj4, "Looks like Paynekiller '04 is back--OH FREAK THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!! *turns up volume as synth pads and orch hits start pumping*"