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Kimira
Do you remember that old Nickelodeon TV show called MadLibs?

Well, I do! And on vent while playing WoW, we do mad libs!

Here's how it will work on the forum.

Someone will link the Mad Lib they wish to see used to make the Mad Lib. 5 people (To keep diff mad libs going) will then go to the link, insert their words, make the mad lib, and repost it for people to read.

HERE'S AN EXAMPLE!(Not one I made up FYI)

Madlib
The Walmart Difference

Come zip at WALMART, where you`ll receive dear discounts on all of your favorite brand name properties. Our taboo and stomping associates are there to mention you pi hours a day. Here you will find grubby prices on the poverties you need. milks for the moms, pickles for the kids and all the latest electronics for the cousins. So come on down to your thoughtful long-term WALMART where the friendships come first.


I will allow random words and some over the top words, profanity, and....all body parts and various made up words for them..

However, I do ask you to try and keep them to a minimum.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND, YOU CAN CHANGE THE MAD LIB USED BEFORE 5 PEOPLE POST!
MrEasterband
I took a Totally Random test.

Come request at WALMART, where you`ll receive bashful discounts on all of your favorite brand name wines. Our flashy and appreciating associates are there to constrict you 90210 hours a day. Here you will find liquid prices on the sunglasses you need. taxes for the moms, circles for the kids and all the latest electronics for the [Word Not Submitted]. So come on down to your uncovered miniature WALMART where the cherries come first.
Blackshroud
Come sleep at WALMART, where you`ll receive incomprehensible discounts on all of your favorite brand name glasses. Our negative and biting associates are there to support you 17 hours a day. Here you will find radio-controlled prices on the pringles you need. alarms for the moms, kittens for the kids and all the latest electronics for the cousins. So come on down to your broken hellish WALMART where the cabbages come first

Insanity aids the comedy of this so much.
Kimira
Come Licking at WALMART, where you`ll receive Handsome discounts on all of your favorite brand name Beef Curtains. Our Ugly and Biting associates are there to Jew you 17 11teen 3 hours a day. Here you will find Bubbley prices on the Weenis' you need. Fries for the moms, Mariachi Cactus Pants for the kids and all the latest electronics for the Cousins. So come on down to your Smelly Nasty WALMART where the GI Joes come first.
hhh221
Come kill at WALMART, where you`ll receive bloody discounts on all of your favorite brand name bodies. Our wonderful and slaughtering associates are there to run you 694 hours a day. Here you will find crazed prices on the zombies you need. vampires for the moms, kitties for the kids and all the latest electronics for the cousins. So come on down to your horrific fluffy WALMART where the missles come first

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Blackshroud
Come replicate at WALMART, where you`ll receive righteous discounts on all of your favorite brand name pies. Our hard-core and baking associates are there to critique you 954.24981 hours a day. Here you will find clear prices on the contraceptives you need. guns for the moms, mentos for the kids and all the latest electronics for the estranged uncles. So come on down to your worrisome delicious WALMART where the ghosts come first.
Death Cultist
It was during the battle of nest when I was running through a plane when a boomerang went off right next to my platoon. Our Radiographer yelled for us to load to the nearest Nevada we could find. When we got to the Nevada we savaged to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the criterion from the fire and started hedging corn dogs at us. we all quickly ducked behind the thought at the Nevada and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were enraged that we had won the battle.
Kimira
THE NEW MAD LIB TO USE

My Evil Plan to Take Over the World

I am Dr. Handsome. I am destined to Bite the Kitteh. Unfortunately, the Kitteh is full of a bunch of Ugly Beef Curtains that do not agree. So this is my Chewing plan to take over the Kitteh:

To start with, I`ll need to build my Licking hideout in an abandoned Rogues Inc. complex in the middle of the Park Place. It will have 17 11teen 3 underground floor(s), and only 42 72 12 floor(s) aboveground. All the Jews will open Disparegingly and address me as "The Great and Homoerotic Dr. Handsome". I will also have several rooms designed for Grinding and Biting anyone who tries to Own me. That is, after I have Pwned the full extent of my Chewing plan to them.

Next, I will hire some Hookers to design the Your Mom Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge Girls Gone Wild wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their Amps and threaten to make them Work for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it Died along the San Andreas Mariachi Cactus Pants.

MwMeeeooooowwwww, Meeeooooowwwww, Meeeooooowwwww, Meeeooooowwwww, Meeeooooowwwww!

Obviously you Grind, I can hold the Govenor of Hawai'i, Dradicus, against the threat of Glaring 1/8 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Hawai'i, I will Brew the Coffee industry into promoting my right to Bite the Kitteh, and Annoyingly all will succumb to my Joe Mama and Bipolarism.
Frosti
I am Dr. jittery. I am destined to screech the Playstation Portable. Unfortunately, the Playstation Portable is full of a bunch of good dog toys that do not agree. So this is my dusty plan to take over the Playstation Portable:

To start with, I`ll need to build my drooly hideout in an abandoned blind ferret entertainment complex in the middle of the hospital. It will have 4647 underground floor(s), and only 6 floor(s) aboveground. All the squids will open humorously and address me as "The Great and juicy Dr. jittery". I will also have several rooms designed for throwing and constructing anyone who tries to scurry me. That is, after I have barged the full extent of my dusty plan to them.

Next, I will hire some Nurses to design the camera Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge killings wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their conflicts and threaten to make them working for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it kneaded along the San Andreas cookie.

Mwcough, cough, cough, cough, cough!

Obviously you store, I can hold the Govenor of stoned, Mort Sahl, against the threat of resigning 1/sqrt2 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of stoned, I will dimple the match industry into promoting my right to screech the Playstation Portable, and shiningly all will succumb to my bread and emoness.


Like that?
Kimira
lmao...

Yes... Like that.

Mr. Easterbands is the one the cracks me up still.
Ghislord
I am Dr. misleading. I am destined to transmit the bit. Unfortunately, the bit is full of a bunch of uppity hot dogs that do not agree. So this is my null plan to take over the bit:

To start with, I`ll need to build my courageous hideout in an abandoned Dunkin Donuts complex in the middle of the whore house. It will have 9 underground floor(s), and only -5 floor(s) aboveground. All the bows will open sidewardly and address me as "The Great and outstanding Dr. misleading". I will also have several rooms designed for bobbing and supporting anyone who tries to feel me. That is, after I have deduced the full extent of my null plan to them.

Next, I will hire some Hostesses to design the squash Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge funerals wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their fires and threaten to make them sneeze for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it blustered along the San Andreas control.

Mwzip, zip, zip, zip, zip!

Obviously you repel, I can hold the Govenor of kensas, Robert Shaw, against the threat of tolerating tenth of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of kensas, I will mutter the knee brace industry into promoting my right to transmit the bit, and eccentrically all will succumb to my officer and insane.

These are fun biggrin.gif
Kimira
WHORE HOUSE! I love using that!

And yes they are Ghis. Thanks for participating sweetie..*Kiss*
MrEasterband
I am Dr. futuristic. I am destined to alphabetize the sausage. Unfortunately, the sausage is full of a bunch of nearby gas tanks that do not agree. So this is my happy plan to take over the sausage:

To start with, I`ll need to build my illegal hideout in an abandoned Coca-Cola complex in the middle of the swamp. It will have 90210 underground floor(s), and only 6011 1234 5678 9012 floor(s) aboveground. All the pennies will open revealingly and address me as "The Great and smiling Dr. futuristic". I will also have several rooms designed for handing and spooking anyone who tries to pose me. That is, after I have rasped the full extent of my happy plan to them.

Next, I will hire some Elementary School Teachers to design the love seat Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge midnights wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their pickup trucks and threaten to make them sign autografs for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it pranced along the San Andreas reputation.

Mwderp, derp, derp, derp, derp!

Obviously you accept, I can hold the Govenor of Florida, Samantha Morton, against the threat of swerving half of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Florida, I will reason the blueberry industry into promoting my right to alphabetize the sausage, and pejoratively all will succumb to my circle and greed.
ephealties
I am Dr. awesome. I am destined to dig the cookies. Unfortunately, the cookies is full of a bunch of fabulous windows that do not agree. So this is my daily plan to take over the cookies:

To start with, I`ll need to build my rediculous hideout in an abandoned prison complex in the middle of the market. It will have 1 underground floor(s), and only 7 floor(s) aboveground. All the cages will open gladly and address me as "The Great and heroic Dr. awesome". I will also have several rooms designed for panting and enjoying anyone who tries to discover me. That is, after I have loved the full extent of my daily plan to them.

Next, I will hire some accountants to design the poultry Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge cookies wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their coconuts and threaten to make them sulking for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it worked along the San Andreas fiber.

Mwpant, pant, pant, pant, pant!

Obviously you sleep, I can hold the Govenor of Hawaï, Bill Gates, against the threat of terrifying [Word Not Submitted] of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of , I will discover the girl industry into promoting my right to dig the cookies, and fantasticly all will succumb to my pastry and awesomness.
Death Cultist
I am Dr. half. I am destined to deny the prayer. Unfortunately, the prayer is full of a bunch of instinctive fireballs that do not agree. So this is my psychedelic plan to take over the prayer:

To start with, I`ll need to build my heavy hideout in an abandoned Babys R' Us complex in the middle of the insignificant. It will have 867-5309 underground floor(s), and only -2243 floor(s) aboveground. All the risks will open preparedly and address me as "The Great and powerful Dr. half". I will also have several rooms designed for roasting and tugging anyone who tries to shift me. That is, after I have striped the full extent of my psychedelic plan to them.

Next, I will hire some Bookbinders to design the chisel Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge vortex wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their stimuli and threaten to make them drowning for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it dared along the San Andreas cabinet.

Mwbam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

Obviously you circle, I can hold the Govenor of Ohio, Julia Roberts, against the threat of steadying 1/26 of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Ohio, I will submit the mind industry into promoting my right to deny the prayer, and horrifiedly all will succumb to my car and slow.
Grynax
I am Dr. dead. I am destined to clamor the packing peanut. Unfortunately, the packing peanut is full of a bunch of versed chords that do not agree. So this is my pink plan to take over the packing peanut:

To start with, I`ll need to build my troubled hideout in an abandoned Coca-Cola complex in the middle of the room. It will have 5355.262 underground floor(s), and only 2.648 floor(s) aboveground. All the kidnappings will open doggedly and address me as "The Great and wary Dr. dead". I will also have several rooms designed for jeering and antagonizing anyone who tries to salute me. That is, after I have drove the full extent of my pink plan to them.

Next, I will hire some Thimblers to design the presence Buster, a machine designed to trigger huge explosions wherever I want it to. And if they don`t want to build it, I will capture their genes and threaten to make them cleaning windows for hours on end. Once it`s built, I will have it yelped along the San Andreas deputy.

Mwwirrrr, wirrrr, wirrrr, wirrrr, wirrrr!

Obviously you pet, I can hold the Govenor of Bavaria, William Bradford, against the threat of cheering quarter of the state into the ocean. And once I have control of Bavaria, I will caught the couch industry into promoting my right to clamor the packing peanut, and distantly all will succumb to my screwdriver and mood.
Kimira
Ok...You guys aren't finding new madlibs to post XD!

MAD LIB 1

MAD LIB 2

MAD LIB 3

Enjoy biggrin.gif
Death Cultist
Java Copyist liberal Time Regular posted 09/21/2005
Guinea
Requisition ID #: 12345
Requirements
Copyists create a peninsula for customer degree deliverables. Using jagged insight as well as technical toe rings, they plan, beseech, purchase, analyze, review, and develop degree products with a focus on quality for customers.

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o Building and deploying n-tier Anacondas
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Grynax
Java insurance salesman painful Time Regular posted 09/21/2005
Ankara
Requisition ID #: 12345
Requirements
insurance salesmans create a maple leaf for customer 18-wheeler deliverables. Using abnormal insight as well as technical garages, they plan, act, whinny, analyze, review, and regard 18-wheeler products with a focus on quality for customers.

The following garages, skills and abilities are highly excited:

* A minimum 3 hours experience in configuration management sliding the functional and physical breads of both hardware and 18-wheeler environments.
* A minimum of 2 weeks experience in systems act, development, bison, change management, and the operation of Clark`s Nutcrackers.
* A minimum of 2 weeks experience developing Clark`s Nutcrackers in Java/J2EE, qML, Coca-Cola`s Developer windbreaker including PL/SQL.
* A minimum of 2 weeks experience with Warner Bros. Operating Systems and Sun wambo hardware and 18-wheeler along with developing information justice technical papers.
* Experience and/or familiarity in the following is also excited:
o Building and deploying n-tier Clark`s Nutcrackers
o Development and deployment of unarmed applications.
o Swing shops, and Apache Grizzly Bear.
o Familiarity with fretful communications stamps.
o Excellent veracity and communication stamps; familiarity with Coca-Cola`s CDM methodology.
Death Cultist

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Kimira
Dear Sissy,
I am having a(n) Uncreative time at camp. The counselour is Annoyed and the food is Angry. I met Dradicus and we became Sick friends. Unfortunately, Dradicus is Irritated and I Sleeping my Finger so we couldn`t go Drinking like everybody else. I need more Kittehs and a Puppy sharpener, so please Fantastically Ran more when you Grew back.
Your Mum,
Velix
MrEasterband
I love my totally random results...

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Grynax
Dear uncle,
I am having a(n) alive time at camp. The counselour is abandoned and the food is cold. I met noob and we became shiny friends. Unfortunately, noob is positive and I leaved my finger nail so we couldn`t go clubbing like everybody else. I need more hinges and a giraffe sharpener, so please symbolically bumble more when you bemoan back.
Your aunt,
Captain Crunch
Ragnarok97
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