The game is someone says Help and what the situation is. The next person will post "This looks like a job for..." then you name what you would call the superhero and what his power is. after that you become the victim and yell for help

Ex: Help a tree fell on me

This looks like a job for THE LUMBERJACK (power chops trees for a living)

Help I cant finish my research paper

and so on and so for.

I'll start:

Help my dog bit me

This is a job for Desinfaction Man and his assistant Bandage Boy, with the power to remove any infections.

Help, I'm surrounded by lava!

This looks like a job for SuperSpeed, I'll rush in there and save you with my Speed-o-boots 2000.

Help! I can't get my boots off and I'm running around the world too fast to stop!

This looks like a job for Pillar Dude. Creates pillars in front of you until you run out of speed. Or crash against them.

Help, I don't get a song out of my head!

This sound like a job for THE SCREAMER I scream all of the songs out of your head until you no longer hear songs but only screams

Help Im losing my voice

This looks like a job for Sleepyman. With my powers of hypnosis I will force you into a deep sleep for extended periods of time afterwhich you should have your voice back!

Help! I superglued my finger to my foot.

This looks like a job for Amputation Man with the power to saw off your limbs and thus free you from your sticky situation!

Help I accidetally sawed into my own leg!

This looks like a job for... Pyromaniac! With my power of simultaneous combustion, I shall... burn off your leg?

Help! I'm the worst superhero ever and I am now aflame!

This looks like a job for...The Whiner. Using the problems of my life I make your troubles seem much less severe by comparison.

...help, my life sucks.

I am, the death knight! my powers in killing can remove your problems... by removing you

Help, I'm being hunted for suspected murder

This sounds like a job for the Amazing Loophole, with the power to bend the law to my will!

Help! The mob is trying to force me to double post!

This looks like a job for The Hitman. Able to eliminate any1 from your side for the right price

Help i am being sued for what i draw

This looks like a job for Eraser Man. nothing shall ever be seen again.


HELP i has no cokies to eat!

This sounds like a job for Chips Ahoy Man! With power ...over cookies...and milk.

Help ! My shoes dont fit!

This looks like a job for Captain Elastic-Spring! With the power of "One size fits all"!

Help! I can't afford to pay my bills!

This looks like a job for Paper Shredder Man, with the power to destroy any bad documents - including bills!

Help, we are losing oxygen!

This looks like a job for The Amazing TreeMan

With my powers over nature I force trees to grow super fast around us thus recycling the air.


HELP! I'm trapped in my trees

This looks like a job for FIRE MAN with his powers over fire he will burn the tree away

Help i fell and i can't get up

This looks like a job for the Helping Hand! Always reaches out for those in need.

Help! My parachute has jammed! (This means that I'm falling towards my death...)

This looks like a job for Mattress Mate, with the power to provide safe landings and more comfort during sleep!

Help, I got lost in my own dream!

this looks like a job for nightmare man, with the power to turn dreams into nightmares with a single thought (hahaha now your lost in your own nightmare, ok so im really a villian)

help im getting a nagging voice in the back of my head that keeps telling me to do good things

This looks like a job for... Manevolent Man, able to wipe your conscience off the face of the earth and then steal your wallet

Help! I can't start my car!

This looks like a job for Electric Girl with her power to control and use electricity to help charge your car battery

help I got my tongue stuck to a metal pole in a winter blizzard

this looks like a job for coffee man, who for some strange reason always has a mug of warm coffee

help i just drank tea by mistake

This looks like a job for Mouthwash Girl who carries mouthwash around to help people get rid of bad tastes in their mouths

Help someone threw radioactive material on me

This looks like a job for Electron Acceptor Man, I can stabilize that material!

Help, I just gave myself cancer!

This looks like a job for Kemo Girl she will eliminate you cancer cells... mostly

Help Ive just been shot

this looks like a job for i bet you wish you had a bullet proof vest on man, who gives angel/demon a bullet proof vest and sez i bet you wish i got here ealier

help i just ate my tool box

This looks like a job for Mortician Man, he'll make you look pretty in death

Help, I have questions about sex!

This sounds like a job for Doctor ruth! Nuf said

Help, twilight sux!

this looks like a job for blindfold man, with the power to blindfold you so you walk off a bridge and die....problem solverd boss

help just stood i doggy doo doo

This looks like a job for Grammar Guy, with the power to decode that sentence so that he understands your problem!

Help, lobsters are trying to pinch me!

This looks like a job for Chef-Man! With the power of boiling water and spices to turn those lobsters into a fine meal!

Help, there is something that I have to do, but I don't remember what!

This sounds like a job for Hypno-dude. By putting you in deep hypnosis your subconscious and deep memories will be much clearer to you!


Help! I can't stop laughing!

This looks like a job for... A hit man! I'll kill everyone you love and charge you.


Help! Vampires are eating me and I am immortal!

Dun dun dun duh! This looks like a job for All-That's-Left Man! Capable of being available for service until he's the last person you want!



Help! There's something I have to do, I can't remember what it is, I'mn immortal and being shewed on by vampires and find it so hillarious I can't stop laughing, not to mention we're in a pit of dog crap!

Oh, and my girlfriend left me two weeks ago.

This looks like a job for Captain Country-Singer! With the power to run over your dog and make a great country song about your situation.

Help! I'm trapped inside a metal box which is sinking towards the bottom of the ocean!

This looks like a job for Helium Man, capable of putting so many balloons below the box that it rises to the surface

Help! My weeds are devouring my neighborhood!

This looks like a job for Stonerman, to smoke up all of that weed!

Help! My toilet is clogged!!!

This looks like a job for Plunger Puppy, a dog with the power to eat everything that doesn't belong into your toilet!

Help, I'm being used as an ashtray!

this looks like a job for Mr. Pushy with the ability to push you out of the way

Help, i broke my leg while skating

This looks like a job for The Bone Setter with the ability to set your leg in a cast!

Help, my souffle` fell!

This looks like a job for The Iron Chef who tells you how to cook a souffle and makes one for you as well

Help my dog has rabies

This looks like a job for Vet Man, always there to shoot your pets before they can hurt anyone!

Help, my hand is stuck in the elevator door!

This looks like a job for me, with my button pushing power to open the door
Help I want to look pretty!

Looks like a job for plastic surgery!

Help, our grymcess is in another castle!

This looks like a job for Mary Oooo to use her ? block powers to rescue him

Help, I has a cold!

This looks like a job for The Juiceinator who will give you vitamin c to help you feel better

Help I need to write a research paper!!!

This looks like a job for the Plagarizer, able to copy paste so ragtag an essay, there's no way they'll find out.

Help, I just stepped on a nail and it's going straight through my foot.

This looks like a job for Tetnis Shot Girl along with her sidekick Mr. Stiches to help the healing process

Help Im stuck inside a videogame