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Metalcommand
This game is very easy; you begin with "You know what's bullsh*t" and there you go, you can begin your little rant about...everything you think it's bullshit! I'll start:

You know what's bullshit? Headphones! When I buy a pair of headphones, they survive it for like what, a week? And before I know, the f*cking cable is broken, so I only hear my music from one side! It's bullshit!
Kult Eziikial
you know whats bulls#!t? i got nothing so im just gonna type whatever comes to mind and that really sux coz .........ok im done
crosser
You know what's bullshit? lines in a food court. I mean common every time you look that line is short but then you want to eat her but then again that is cheaper and the line ther just got longer. damn it
Metalcommand
You know what's bullshit? Traffic jams! If everyone would just drive at a normal speed and won't stop to watch an accident that has occured, we would have so much less traffic jams here.....
KiwiChaos
You know what's bullshit? Having Two of my School Exams on the same day they should be spaced out to mininise pressure.
The_Darkness
you know what's bullsh*t, those people who use the bible to justify themselves.

they're religion is different, we should kill them.

they're gay, they shouldn't get married

that person is an atheist, he's gonna burn in hell.


REALLY PEOPLE, HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!
Pariah II
You know what's bullshit? (This takes alot from the last review)


Current technology and ignorance. We actually are on the verge of immortality, moonbases, artificial intelligence, power armor, hand held laser weaponry, and even cryogenics but... WE HAVE NOTHING THAT CAN PENETRATE THE THICK, NEUTRONIUM SKULLS OF THOSE STUPID GULLIBLE IGNORANT SUB HUMAN, BRAINLESS CROMAGNON INSECTS! I HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS! ALSO, ON A SIDE NOTE, WHY DON'T WE INVENT ANTI DEPRESSANTS THAT WORK? I SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION, AND IT REALLY KIND OF SUCKS. THANKS, BYE!
Dictaternutz
You know whats bullsh*t?

Anti Depressants that cause depression as a side effect.

(This post shamelessly taken from that one ^)
Pariah II
You know whats BullS*hit? Ripping off the AVGN
The_Darkness
You know what's bullsh*t, warnings on things

sleeping pills-may cause drowsiness
insect repelent-may be harmful to bees
fireworks-do not light in mouth
watches-do not put in pants
Dictaternutz
You know what's bullsh*t, warnings on things

Childrens Medicene - Do not operate heavy machiery or drive after taking.
Hat - Does not go on Foot
Hair Dryer - Do not use while sleeping or in shower.
TV Dinner - On the Bottom, Do not turn upside down.
Angel/Demon
You know what's bullshit... a boyfriend who doesnt come around to your house that often (Thats right crosser Im talking to YOU)
I know you have to work but instead of going to a friends house on days you are not working why the hell dont you come to my place. Now that is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!! (Im a lil pissed right now te heh)
Dictaternutz
You know whats bullsh*t?
People who verbalize lol as lawl.
The Lone David
You know what's bullshit?

...people who say lol in real life at all

...our "separation of church and state" if they're really separate, then why do you have to swear on the bible before testifying? Why is gay marriage an issue? Why is evolution being taught as a theory? Why did I get an "F" for my speech against religion in schools? Why the fucking shit am I being graded on my ability to say a fucking prayer in a public school?

...ultra-religious public school teachers with tenure

...Colombus Day, Thanksgiving, and the Indian Removal Act

...Verbose

...The fact that Angel/Demon is pissed off about not being able to see her man for a day, when my lady lives in a whole 'nother fucking state.

...the fact that someone's going to get mad about a) my fucking swearing b ) my calling out two of the people on this forum, or c) my condemnation of Colombus and Thanksgiving. Yay Genocide and Smallpox! Am I right?

...0-11, that's the Detroit Fucking Lions fucking record. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.


Dictaternutz
You know whats bullshit?

Censorship
The Pope King
You know what's Bullsh*t?

A girlfriend breaking up with you for "Not being who she thought you were"... WHAT THE F*CK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!?!?!
Threeshades
You know what's bullshit? Duffy. That woman can't sing, moves like a crippled scarecrow, can't make good music, can't write good lyrics, looks awful and has a godawful and annoying voice! How can something like that be so successful with any form of entertainment.
Angel/Demon
QUOTE(Threeshades @ Dec 3 2008, 09:17 AM) [snapback]330767[/snapback]
You know what's bullshit? Duffy. That woman can't sing, moves like a crippled scarecrow, can't make good music, can't write good lyrics, looks awful and has a godawful and annoying voice! How can something like that be so successful with any form of entertainment.


Have you ever heard of Taylor Swift or Brittany Spears? (They're bs singers too)
Threeshades
QUOTE(Angel/Demon @ Dec 3 2008, 06:20 PM) [snapback]330773[/snapback]
Have you ever heard of Taylor Swift or Brittany Spears? (They're bs singers too)

yeah but those people at least have some kind of talent (can dance and/or look nice) and their voices dont necessarily bore into your brain like an old burrowing vehicle's rusty drill.
Frosti
You know what's bullshit? DnD 4th edition! Well, its alignment system at least. Now that the chaotic neutral alignment doesn't exist anymore, I have the choice between valuing freedom (and become good), destroying stuff (and become chaotic evil), or choose both (and become unaligned).
I've always prided myself in not being evil, but if I want to stay chaotic, I have to be chaotic evil. Stupid effing dilemma!
Threeshades
QUOTE(Frosti @ Dec 3 2008, 06:30 PM) [snapback]330793[/snapback]
You know what's bullshit? DnD 4th edition! Well, its alignment system at least. Now that the chaotic neutral alignment doesn't exist anymore, I have the choice between valuing freedom (and become good), destroying stuff (and become chaotic evil), or choose both (and become unaligned).
I've always prided myself in not being evil, but if I want to stay chaotic, I have to be chaotic evil. Stupid effing dilemma!

The whole system is bullshit. And the alignment system? What the heck were the writers thinking "Okay guys, so far the DnD alignment system had a major flaw, it was two-dimensional and didnt really let players write complex characters, so what do we do?" - "Oh! Oh! I know! Let's make it ONE-dimensional!" - "Hmmmm, excellent idea, Jenkins!"
Pariah II
THEY CHANGED THE ALIGNMENT SYSTEM!!?!?!?!?!?!? *Said in Voice of Vengeful Gods*

You know what's bullshit? I CAN'T AFFORD BLACKWATER SECURITY'S MERCENARY'S!
Metalcommand
You know what's bullshit? the pope. That old fart's just in the way of progression and tries to take us back to the middle ages. THAT'S bullshit!
Death Cultist
You know what's BS? Video game hype when the only good thing you can say about the final product are current-gen graphics and a solid concept. I am most recently referring to Resident Evil 5, where its predecessor's stop-to-shoot, flawed camera angle, and lame AI aspects were preferred over any new approach.

Also that you give video games credit for looking cool when the only games out, worth $60 all look the same. The exact reason why we can no longer rank games on flat out best graphics, but in fact the worst graphics.
Novalyyn
You know what's bullshit? Having a persistent creative desire that, with any attempt to act on it, turns ideas to utter crap.

It frequently drives me nuts. o.x
Romain Skullcarver
You know what's bullshit? People who are afraid to say things openly. Every fucking day, on forums and otherwise where it's already been established you can say whatever the hell you want, they sit there and go, "lul u f**kin a**hat". Freedom of speech. You know what's also bullshit? People who use the wrong form of "there" and "your". It's like this people: There = location that isn't near you; Their = Ownership form of "they"; they're = Contraction of "They" and "are"; Your = Ownership form of "you"; You're = Contraction of "you" and "are".
Adrian_Darkwolf
QUOTE(Death Cultist @ Mar 19 2009, 06:53 PM) [snapback]399243[/snapback]
You know what's BS? Video game hype when the only good thing you can say about the final product are current-gen graphics and a solid concept. I am most recently referring to Resident Evil 5, where its predecessor's stop-to-shoot, flawed camera angle, and lame AI aspects were preferred over any new approach.

Also that you give video games credit for looking cool when the only games out, worth $60 all look the same. The exact reason why we can no longer rank games on flat out best graphics, but in fact the worst graphics.


FINALLY!! SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!!

Know what's really bullshit about games? It's the people who play the new one then think they're Gods. I've met dozens of people who pick up a copy of Halo 3, beat one person, than think they know everything and are better then everyone. There are people out there who've been gaming for years and spent countless THOUSANDS of dollars on games, and no one give them the time of day just because they actually think games that suck, suck.
wolfartemis
bull shit is when you see a car with all these "no cell-phone" and "wars don't kill people, talking while driving does" bumper stickers, and you pass by the car and guess what the driver's doing? guess!!! yep, he's talkin on his phone
Sessamaru
Bull shit is having writer's block and having to result in a forum domination without ferrets. That is what I can bull shit.
wolfartemis
bull shit is when a person, in the middle of a movie, flips out a cell phone and starts texting
ForNOD
Whats bull shit is people you only half like walking into your house and acting like they own the place. *stares moodily off into the distance*
wolfartemis
bullshit is when you buy candy and open up the box only to find that they packaged it in such a way that half of it is air and you ended up paying $2.50 for about 10 chocolate raisins and bunch of air
Bloodharp
You know whats bs? Spending hours working on an awesome thing to do with a group of people, wasting an entire friday gettin it ready, and having the peoples call 5 min before they are supposed to arrive to say they found out last week that they have to get a polio vaccine or some other dumb s***.
wolfartemis
bullshit is when you spend a long time working on a science project only to find out, one day before it is supposed to be held, that it was canceled
Bloodharp
You know whats bs? Kids who stand around in the hallway, in the way of everyone else who are trying to get to class on time, blocking everyones lockers, then get to class 5min late and bitch about being given ISS for all of their tardies (ISS = In School Suspension, basically detention during class).
wolfartemis
bullshit is when you plan out an elaborate get together with your friends only to get grounded the day before it is supposed to happen for doing something you know you didn't do
cHr0n0sPh3r3
Bullshit is when little kids are the worst nut jobs in history and don't listen to a frakkin word you say...
Soki96
What's REARLY bull shit is the fact that illegal drugs have better side affects than legal ones for example...

>marijuana = happy, hungry, sleepy


>asma pills = shortness of breath!!!


get my point!?
paragonkid
you know whats bs? the fact that I cant seem to express my opinions without some one critisising me in real life!!!
Gathers Scrolls
I agree, The_Darkness! It's utter bullshit, that some of the religious 'right' so vehemently spout things about how God hates this or that group of people. I mean, really, what are they smoking? The exact opposite's spelled out in big, fat black and red lettering . . . . *head-desk*
The ancient dragon
Ya know what's Bull$h!+? When you walk in the front FUCKING door, and someone judges you. I can't go a day without being called 'Harry Potter' or 'Nerd' cause of my fucking glasses. Then, they judge your intelligence and physical ability. I'm tall, thin, and pale. They think I'm weak when I can deck them in half a second. Then they call me a retard even though I'm in the ADVANCED FUCKING CLASSES, and could probably do more than they could in a heartbeat, and they're probably sitting right on the Retard line. Prejudgement is a bitch. When I say 'probably sitting right on the retard line' That's from knowing how they act. Not just seeing them. They sit there, texting behind their desk, thinking their teacher can't see them, and then sit there talking to someone through the entire class period, all the while their pants are threatening to fall down and everyone see their friggen underwear.
Saraph
I say the Oregon school system is bull shit! those idiots wouldn't let me graduate from high school because I didn't have the "grades" to earn the "credits" in writing... that's it, I took there fucking Standardized tests and got 90th percentile in reading and social studies 99th percentile in mat and a fucking perfect score in science, and because I can't wright a fucking essay about some bull shit I don't pass, What Do I Have To Do To Pass?!?!
Ariah
(After reading about you last two, I'm sooo glad I'm not in school anymore...)


Ya know what's bullshit... When I pay close to $5.00 for a big ass bag of chips and it's over HALF WAY FULL OF AIR.
dark lord oveildosh
You know what's bullsh*t?
How I can't seem to put down what I think is bullsh*t on this thing.
GothicMoocow
QUOTE (dark lord oveildosh @ Aug 5 2009, 10:26 PM) *
You know what's bullsh*t?
How I can't seem to put down what I think is bullsh*t on this thing.

You know whats BullShIZ being bored enough to post here although the posts dont count towards anything.
The Bunny
You know what's bullshit? hanging around here, even though you actually have work to do.
cakekiller91
U know whats bullshit the time it take for u to get a password back fo an account and the fact that u have a name and on he day after u make the account name u forget it andhave to make a new one (it happens to me alot)
gungrave
Do you know what's bullsh*t,people who backstab,that's beyond mercy
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