this game is simple. tell me what YOU would do for a klondike bar.

I'd twirl flaming knives of death. True story...done it before.

I would chew off my left foot to escape a bear trap in order to get said Klondike bar.

I'd pay the 30 cents to buy one lol

I would kill a man.. well, I would kill a man for a shiny penny... hell I'd do it out of bordom

Kill and devoure everyone . . . EVERYONE!

I would kick mike tyson in the shin

Id kill Jeff Dunham for a Klondike Bar

Id listen to achmed sing

I'd commit to a lifetime spanning quest to destroy the klondike bar corporation from the inside out....wait....

I would give up my pac man addiction

i would give up my car... wait.. no i wouldnt do that.


i would give up pobo's car

but more realistically, i would proabbly just buy one for 10 cents at the hardware store where i work, if it wasnt so fucking cold out here

I would kill Grynax

I would assasinate the kool aid guy

I -will- stab you in the neck with a pencil unless you give me one now!

I would watch the village... again. (god that movie sucked)

I'd spend an eternity of rolling around in filth squealing like a pig.

Id write 3 papers on ancient philosophers... maybe 2... nah 1...

Jump off a cliff (that is only 2 inches high)

I would become a vegan for a week

I would eat raw fish *blech*

mmm sushi

i would eat raw PORK

I would go fishing using my grenades. Oh wait, I already do that.

I would turn my house into fire wood and BBQ my entire family for a Klondike bar

(i dont even know what a klondike bar is but i want one)
i would sell the next guy/gals kidneys for 1

I would give you Kult's virginity for a klondike bar

(Its an ice cream bar that uses ridiculous claims like these in it's old commercials)

cheers death but for you info i already sol my [V] for a bottle of vodka

i shoot prez bush for a klondike bar

I would tackle a jock and run like the dickens for a klondike bar. Wait. Maybe not, that might result in some amount of pain...

id take on richard for a klondike bar

I would sell my brother....we'll, somebody's brother anyway

I would serve my country for half my lifetime, just to be back stabbed in a conflict of 2 world powers for a Klondike bar

I'd steal a nuclear missile from the government and blow up alaska for a klondike bar.

then, to avoid the ordeal that fallows, i'd probably kill myself in a never-before-seen way, somehow utilizing the klondike bar i'm now killing myself for.

I read the Necronomicon outloud for a Klondike Bar. I wasn't so ba-CTHULHU PH'TAGHNI NYARLATHOTEP! THE BLACK GOAT COMES! AIAGIOAIOGHGOAPH AHMIOPVVMKL;NXLNBMXCJKGBYUGHVKA!

I would sacrifice ten thousand people in the name of a Klondike Bar '>.>

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Not much actually.

I would feed Dictaternutz to my dark lords!

I would feed you both to my puppy '>.>

I would *Dark whispers of carnal pleasure beyond mortal minds*

I'd steal Richard's bunny for a klondike bar

I would shave my cathuahua

I'd casually walk up to chuck norris, kick him in the nuts, then shave the beard off of his third-fist chin

Id get Chuck Norris to kill The_Darkness

that wouldn't be that hard.

I'd steal a klondike bar, then rip out my esophogus and loop it into my mouth, so i could eat it as much as i want.
(you know, before the whole "death by gaping chest wound" thing came into effect again.)

Gross.

I would sing Tear Drops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift (A singer and her song that I hate)

I'd die by crushing force sitting under the fattest person in the world if i could do it eating a klondike bar.

Id dance on a stripper pole

I'd start giving glory-hole blowjobs for a klondike bar.

Id give crosser a lap dance for a klondike bar XD

You like crosser, there'e no challenge in that.

I'd give crosser a lap dance for a klondike bar.
now that's messed up enough to be worth it

I'd slip on a banana