Ok, this is a completely random fanfic. Eliminate all practical and technical and logical meaning in your brains, because this has absolutely none of those meanings. Go figure, it was written by a schizophrenic. ahahahahahahahaha.

Part 1 of the random fanfic: in which the group from LFG meets Link

This occurs close to the end of my story. Link became the Hero of Light and destroyed the invading human army, saving the Winged Wolves from more destruction. (By the way, if you heard of another someone on this website that has a story on thehylia.com, it's also called Hero of Light, and the two are the same. I completely forgot the password on the other one, so I made a Yahoo account and continued obsessing about Richard. back to the fic, now...) He comes back to Hyrule after six years of adventuring on Kazan Urul, to find Hyrule in the same condition as he left it. Peaceful, and untainted by Ganondorf. Then who but Ganondorf does he find, trying yet again to conquer Hyrule? Aaarrrgh...here goes again.
Link and Ganondorf see each other, and immediately run for the other, swords drawn and ready to kill. For the first half hour, they drew blood, and finally tossed their swords aside and punched at any part of the opponent they could reach. No, really, they hit each other in the balls once. ouch...
And so continued this crusade to kill the other for as long as the other survived. They used magic to send each other flying, and Zelda hopelessly sat and watched them wrestle like immature brothers.
All of a sudden, just before Link is incinerated by Ganondorf's magic, he is teleported by the Triforce. Can ya guess where? Right on top of Cale!
Cale is currently eating dirt, and Richard is cackling his ass off, as Benny and Krunch turn to see what all the noise is about, Link instantly gets up and helps Cale up, not saying a word but bowing in apology. Cale responds:
Cale: What the--who are you? How did you get here?
Link: Um...*shy*I don't know either. I am just here. I'm Link, by the way. Nice to meet you.
Krunch: I'm Krunch. I am part of the Bloodrage family.
Benny: I'm Benn'joon. You can call me Benny.
Link:...who's that back there incinerating the warrior who tried to attack you?
Richard: Oh, me? I am Richard! Lord of the 13 hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Undead, Mayor of a little village up the coast, and most recently Lord of the Dance.
Link:...nice to meet you. I am the Hero of Time, and also have the honor of sharing the title of Hero of Light.

Not that I have a problem with fanfics (I do love me a good fanfic), but shouldn't this be in the RP forum? Correct me if I'm wrong.

I think that since it has LFG characters in it, it's OK in this forum, but it should be in [topic="1782"]this thread[/topic], AFAIK.

LOL -- said linked post is very funny. Everyone loves a good Star-Wars ripoff. Back to topic.\

And Schnoodle, I hate you for what you just did to me. XD You know what I mean.

But wouldn't it get extremely confusing for multiple fics to be in the same thread? A topic containing fanfiction threads or a thread with links to fics posted on other sites would be preferable. But that's just my opinion.

I was just going by what a mod posted [topic="3764"]in this thread[/topic]. It would seem that the same logic would apply to this one. I'm not the final say, though.

@Picardini: It's about time! It's no fun being evil if people don't even notice.

Meh. I just wanted to relieve my brain to create random things and involve Richard and Zelda at the same time. I will continue this tomorrow. How about this? I'll update it everyday I get the chance, and you can laugh or cry or rage all you want as the randomness commences. Mwahahaha. Sound like a plan?

Here wo go with part deux!

The group blinked (and Richard just stared) at Link, wondering why he was still here.
Benny: So, what business do you have here?
Link: Idk I just transported here when I was about to kill my enemy.
Krunch: Is he from around here?
Cale: Of course not! Otherwise he would be on his home plane beating the crap out of 'em!
Richard: I say we transport him back to where he came from and follow him. It'll be a killing spree! *hearts*
Link:...I don't think so.
Richard: Why not? I won't make a HUGE mess...
Link: the goal is to keep the peace, not cause mayhem.
Richard: Peace? Who needs it? *sarcastically*
Link: You remind me of my shadow.
Richard:...you have a shadow?
Link: Yep.
Richard:...can I meet him?

update!

Part three

Link: If he complies, which I'm sure he will. *closes his eyes, and a dark aura surrounds him. Dark Link forms by his side*
Richard:*looks at DL* cool.
Dark Link:*looks at Richard and grins*
Richard: Your shadow is smiling at me.
Link: Oh, uh...hehe. That means he wants to rape you.
Richard: wtf? I'll fwoosh him.
Link: If you fwoosh him, you'll burn me, too.
Richard: You're of no importance to me, so I'll burn you too.
Dark Link: I don't want to rape you. I like seeing a newer evil face. One that doesn't have any power over me.
Richard: I have established myself as the alpha male in a sand dragon horde. And I have more titles than you.
Dark Link: Oh really? *turns into a carbon copy of Richard*
Richard:...*looks at Link* cool. So d'ya think you want to stay here for a little while?
Link: until I know how I can get back to my kingdom, I have no choice.
Cale: What? No! Absolutely not!
Link:wtf? why not?
Cale: I should be the only elf in this group! We can't have another elf! It simply will not work!
Benny: Don't you mean you can't have another elf? Quit bein' a dick.
Cale: That's not my title. That's Richard. He's the dick.
Richard: *fwoosh*
Cale: *as a pile of ash* AWESOME SAUCE! Richard, why the hell did ya do that?
Richard: I have many titles, and DICK is not one of them.
Benny: Oh, seriously, boys! Can't you get along?
Richard + Cale: We're not boys!
Richard: Well, at least I'm not.
Krunch: Benny, I'll handle them, just turn Cale back to normal. Will you quit this? We don't have time for this nonsense!
Richard: I don't have a problem. It's Cale who thinks he's alpha girly-elf. Watch, I bet Link will own all of the monsters before Cale can reach one and prove he has a greater quantity of testicles.
Dark Link: *turns back to Link* that would be true.
Link: *blushing* you just had to say that, didn't you?
Cale: *back to normal* Well, you guys can accept him in, if you want, but I will never accept him as better than me! Let's go! *storms ahead along the path*
Krunch: We've been trekking all day, Pinky. We have to make camp here.
Cale: rrrrrgh...

The group made camp, with Cale sitting under his little black cloud. Link kept trying to make amends, but to no avail.
Link: Cale, I--
Cale: Don't say ANYTHING to me! You don't have the skills to talk to me in such a way. *plugs ears*
Link: *sigh* *uses telepathy* But I can still talk to you. You are being an ass. What the hell is wrong with you?
Cale: *stands up* That's IT! I can't stand you! You just don't belong here!
Link: Of course I don't. That's why you hate me.
Cale: Then GET OUT! *stomps off in a huff*

Part four

Link: Why does Cale hate me so? I've never done anything to him, at least not intentionally...
Benny: Some people have their quirks. Cale is a paladin, and found out that his race is evil, and is striving to be the exception. He just can't stand another elf being here and showing that they have a purer heart.]
Link: You've just met me. How can you be sure I'm pure of heart? After six years on the Winged Wolf planet, I doubt I'm any good at all.
Krunch: Why do you say such things?
Link: I had to cast aside my Hylian bloodline and become a Winged Wolf. I learned many fighting styles, spells, and languages to surpass the supernatural. I overcame obstacles and transformed into something unnatural. The humans I killed deserved their fate, but I didn't kill outof necessity. I killed out of anger. I was outraged that I left my kingdom unguarded for six years, to save an entire planet from destruction because of a retarded dictator. I-...I am just like my shadow. *hangs head*
Benny: Link, you're not evil-
Cale:*from the tree he climbed* Yes he is!
Richard:*girly voice* Aw, is Caly-poo jealous? Aw, what a horrible thing! Maybe we should check to see how far the stick has been shoved up his ass...
Cale: shtu up, Richard!
Richard: *fwoosh*
Cale: dangit!
Richard: Let me know when you get over yourself, and I might let Benny revive you.
Cale: NEVAAAAAAAR!
Link: thnx richard. I'm gonna sleep now...zzzzzzz...

It's definitely a bit quirky... Question though, which link would this be? From what game or is it all combined into one?

That would get very confusing...

UPDATE!

TP Link is used for my story.

It's coming along pretty nice! Oh, and one teenie tiny little mishap in there.... I'm pretty cure Cale is a hunter, not a paladin.

hence Sooba I am guessing?

and the Duel-weilding, and the bow. Paladins can't use bows.

Ahh...friends...someone told me he was a paladin. I guess I shouldn't listen to him anymore...

Link: *wakes up**sees everyone awake*
Richard: About time you woke up. We were worried Cale would awaken before you and kill you in your sleep.
Cale:*wakes up**yawns*
Richard: Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
Cale: Good morning to you too, dick
*randomness is occurring*
Benny: *Gir voice* CUPCAAAAKES!
Krunch: wtf? doritos
Cale: shoop da woop!
Richard:...am I the only one who hasn't said a random phrase of no complete significance to the quest we're on?
Link: no, not really. I am in general bliss at everyone's awkwardness, though I have seen plenty of other strange things on the Wolf planet. There wasn't a day where I couldn't get away from the gods' random conversations. Sometimes I have the misfortune of being the topic of discussion.
Richard: It is to my belief that Cale believes he should always be the topic of discussion, which is why he didn't like you arriving.
Link: I'm no stranger to that. I have all the pressure of being the Hero of Time and such other titles that former heroes had.
Richard: I don't understand that, mainly because I love my titles. I get to kill and not suffer the consequences.
Link: I can do that, too.
Richard: Really?
Link: I still have access to the Hero of Light's soul, so I can become him at any time.
Richard: Sweet.

*cracks up* Methinks that I'm going to get addicted to this!

Link: Ya wanna see?
Richard: If it's not too much trouble, I mean--
Link:*FOOM**Is now Raylen, 7 foot 1 with all the muscles and the shining Hero of Light Armor. He has lavender, blond, golden, and silver hair, and his wings are unfurling*
Richard: Dude! Can I have your wings?
Link: No, sorry, you would have to become a Winged Wolf.
Richard: And your armor...it gleams so beautifully. It's stainless steel, from the look.
Link: ACtually it is a blend of some of the strongest metals on the Wolf planet, melted with the god's blood and the nail of the Metal goddess, Tokun'A. This armor is guaranteed to never dull, dent, or stain, even melt, save for in the goddess's mountain.
Richard:...I have armor envy.
Benny: That is quite a body you have.
Link:*blushing a little* Uh, it's not exactly MY body...
Benny: But you still look sexy in it.
Link:*shades of red increase*
Krunch: Oh, Gid, give the kid a break. He isn't exactly comfortable with this situation. Just because he's young doesn't mean you can smother him in love
Benny: He isn't that young! He's probably in his early 30s!...How old ARE you?
Link:...*blush*...23
Benny:*smothering Link with kisses*
Link: *muffled* WTF? *grabs BEnny by her hips* geroff! I'm not a man whore!
Benny: *not listening*
Krunch: Gid, don't make me pull you off.
Richard: I actually find his expressions rather entertaining.
Link: *finally gets her off and steps back, afraid of what she might do* Why did you do that?
Benny: What? A girl hasn't done that to you before?
Link: No. I made a point of avoiding those situations.
Benny: How do you expect to carry on the bloodline, then?
Link: The Triforce does that for me.
Benny: Oh. I see how it is...you just don't like me!
Link: Wha? No no no, that's not it. It's just...I...ugh. I don't like random kisses
Richard: How about if I kissed you?
Link:*zomgrunthefuckaway* I don't need flash backs
Richard: Flashbacks? So you have been kissed by a man, before?
Link: My shadow. He likes me, and at the very least I'm kissing someone I know.
Richard: Oh, how touching. Shall I now commence to break into a wedding song for your marriage?
Link:...no, that's not necessary
Richard: Oh, but it is! No man can be truly gay without--
Link: I'm not gay! I just...have some urges...
Richard: And need to fulfill them?
Link: AFter my mayhem I simply don't...what's the word? Care!
Richard: You know the song?
Link: You mean slaughter your world?
Richard: Yes!
Link: I have it stored in my music medallion for entertainment purposes.
Richard: I think I've become totally gay for you.
Link: Shall we? *pointing down the road*
Richard: We SHALL!
Link and Richard: Excitement abounds, I almost can't wait. Relax I don't want your baby I already ate...
Benny: Those two are odd
Krunch: I am forced to agree with you.

Ok that was the oddest thing I have ever read in my life, ever.... rofl...

Majora wants in to this fan fiction. He'd be very flattered if he was included.

The rest of the group follow Link and Richard as they continue to serenade nature with Slaughter Your World, along the way slaying several soldiers that saw Richard and tried to kill him on site.
Link: You're very popular around here, aren't you? *vicious stab at soldier*
Richard: Of course! I was always a questionable target for the little kids at the orphanage. They attacked me, I'm telling you. Then I burned the orphanage. That's why I'm so loved by the soldiers *fwooshes a few soldiers*
Link: How wonderful...*stab* I guess it would be convenient to have someone else along the road as well...*summons Dark Link* Are you ready to kill?
Dark Link: Was that not apparent when Hekakaru brought me from the Sacred Grove? *Hekakaru is the god of darkness in Hero of Light*
Link: LET US KILL YOU ALL!
Richard: *launches into the air, and fwooshes several soldiers*
Link:...do you hear that, Shadow?
Dark Link:...yeah. It's wierd. what is it?
Link: I dunno. It sounds familiar...
Dark Link: Holy shit, you're right! that is AWFULLY familiar. It sounds like...MAJORA!
Majora:*appears out of nowhere* I'm baaaaaaaack!
Dark Link: Holy hell. not again....you wouldn't happen to have the Fierce Deity Mask, would you?
Link: Not on me. I left it in Hyrule for a reason.
Dark Link: Weeell...you're lucky I have it on me.
Link:...shadows...
Dark Link: *turns into Fierce Deity Dark Link*
Richard: awesome! Can I try on the mask?
Link and Dark Link: NO!

Zomgosh I can't believe we have already hit two pages of random fan dialogue. This is amazing. Anyway, on to part whatever number it is:

Richard: Aww, why not?
Link: It's bad enough having you as an undead warlock. You cause enough mayhem on your own. If you got your hands on the Fierce Deity Mask...you would be able to transcend time and space unrelative to these lands. Then it would be the end of the world.
Dark Link: Don't mind if I do.*singing* It's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!
Richard: Alright, I guess I'll withdraw from my desire to be awesome...
Link: You're awesome as you are, Richard. You don't need the Fierce Deity Mask to be awesome. Besides, you'd be blind. I can't see whenever I wear it.
Dark Link: hee hee. I can.
Link: Quit rubbing it in, Shadow. Hey, where's the rest of the group?
Benny: Catching up. we had to help Cale with a few soldiers.
Link:...oh.
Dark Link: shouldn't we continue moving along? especially now that we have Majora running all along the countryside raiding villages?
Cale: What the hell is THAT? *staring at Majora*
Dark Link: That would be Majora. He's a mask that tried to bring down a fake moon on a land called Termina. Fortunately, Link was there to save the day.
Cale: *stomps off, and an emo song plays* "How could this happen to me..."
Link: Helping, are we?
Dark Link: What? You ARE the Hero of Time, capable of traversing through multiple spaces and times at the same time, are you not?
Link: You didn't have to help the fact that Cale hates my guts to the core. Rubbing it in doesn't help.
Dark Link: Would you prefer I jingled my balls, which are essentially your balls, in his face and said "I have more of these than you do"?
Link:...ever the optimist...
Dark Link: I try.
Richard: Not to be the sudden changer of conversations or anything, but can you tell me why there is a moon in the sky with a face on it during the day?
Link and Dark Link:...shit, not AGAIN!!! *emo song* "How could this happen to me..."
Richard:...can I fwoosh it?

thank you. but it still was intended to be a general fanfic thread... meh

You know, I've never actually finished it... but I've forgotten the ending, so it's too late anyway

Sorry, I haz been busy on other sites getting my story loaded up. Onward!

Krunch: I think your methods of destruction here would be futile, warlock.
Benny: I think the old cow is right on that.
Link: Harrrrgh...Shadow, can you take care of that while I kill soldiers?
FDDL: Um, the soldiers are running away, so you don't have to worry about them. A little help with the psychotic moon would be nice.
Cale: Link, I have a confession to make...
Link: *shocked*...what confession?
Cale:...*turns fanboy* I admire you.
Link:*WTF face* then why were you being an ass to me? I thought you hated me!
Cale: I'm gay for you.
Link: *WTF?!* I'M NOT GAY! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M GAY?
FDDL: 'Cause you are. I know you are. You and me, those nights in the West Wing of Kasea's Castle...(Kasea's Castle is the structure built by Kasea, the Deity of Love and Desire)
Link:...but I'm not...gay...
FDDL:Yes you are.
Link:No I'm not.
FDDL:...okay, you're bisexual. You just don't want to admit it.
Link: Damn you. At least tell me you didn't tell Zelda...
FDDL: Nope, I didn't.
Link: *sigh of relief*
Cale: now that we cleared that up, shall we fight this possessed moon together, my comrades?
Richard: Sure, but count me out of the homo orgy after we defeat it.
Krunch: I always knew you had a good side, Pinky.
Cale: aw, thank you.
Benny: I'm so hot for you right now.
Cale: That works, 'cause I'm bisexual too!
Link: I don't even know how I got into this mess...but to hell with it! Majora, it's time to meet your maker!
Richard: Meet your maker? What kind of a catch phrase is that?
Krunch: Best not to dwell on it. Link and his shadow are weird.
Benny: and sexy, too.
Richard and Krunch:...whatever.

Link and the crew defeated Majora with no trouble at all. Unfortunately, when the moon exploded, a shit load of Redeads and Like Likes appeared, along with the amoeba Morpha (OoT), Digdogger, (LoZ) and Volvagia appeared to save Link. (Volvagia was in AoL and OoT, but reappeared in Hero of Light as a boss and a companion dragon)
Cale: What the hell is all that?
Link: Oh, shit.
Cale: Shit?
Link: Yeah, let's just leave it at that. Kill the shit!
*all charge to defeat the 'shit'*
Link brings out the Clawshot, and steals Morpha's nucleus, slashing at it. Richard Fwooshes the Redeads. Benny, Krunch and Cale are dealing with Digdogger, the spiny sea urchin. Link whips out a long wooden flute, and plays a merry tune to attract Digdogger's attention, then plays a shrill tune, and Digdogger's spikes shrink away. Cale, Benny and Krunch attack all at once, and Digdogger disappears.
Cale: Yay! We defeated the evil, once again!
cheers all around, but Link doesn't join in the cheering. He was too busy wiping the blood and gore from his sword.
Richard: Link, why don't you cheer for success? You seem to be such a quiet person.
Link:...that's how I am.
Richard: Hey, it's not my fault that you're so damned isolated. You barely talk, so I hear from the spirits above and below. You're often known as the Silent Hero to the Winged Wolves, aren't you? Why is that?
Link: I only talk this much because I've been forced to. Talking meant the difference between life or death when I was still a mortal and was captured and tortured to near death.
Richard: Ah, I wouldn't know about near death. I can't feel anything when I'm tortured or stabbed.
Link: Then don't go to the Winged Wolf planet. You will feel everything there.
Richard: Everything?
Link: Never underestimate the powers of the God of Darkness. You would do well to be on his good side. He gets ugly when he's pissed, I've seen it myself.
Richard: How ugly?
Link: *shoots him a look* You don't want to know.
Richard: I do want to know.
Link: No you don't
Richard: Yes I do.
Link: No you don't
Richard: Yes I do
Link: Yes you do
Richard: Of course I do
Link:...you're smart for an undead.
Richard: Why thank you.
Link: He turns into his true form...*shows a telepathic image*
Richard: Wow, that is truly hideous.
Link: Yes it is.
Richard: I almost believe I would have been better off not seeing that.
Link: Too late
Richard: I'm glad I don't have to sleep...
Link: I'm glad I have already seen his true form several times and am used to it
Richard: He used it for battles, I suppose?
Link: Yes. It is also appropriate for Winged Wolves, men and women, to reveal their true forms before mating. He did that for his lover, who then betrayed him after the entire ordeal was done, and set a curse on him. Fortunately I found something to lift the final phases of the curse before he was encased in ice for eternity.
Richard: Wow. I guess some women are like ice, then.
Benny: *throws a random flaming knife at Richard, and it sticks*
Richard: Then again, some women are like fire, and love to throw flaming daggers at those whom they choose to express love
Link: Is that so?

Omg! over a thousand views? wow. I never thought it would reach this many. lol I'll update this weekend, I swear. I am a little short on time due to school.

Arrighty,I'm gonna make this short and random! yay!

Richard: Of course it is so! I have a flaming dagger in my chest, do I not?
Link: Yes, but are you sure she loves you?
Richard: Hmmm...I'm not sure
Link: Exactly. So why did you say she did?
Richard: did what?
Link: Quit playing dumb. You know what I speak of.
Richard: No I don't.
Link: RICHARD!
Richard:Alright alright, yes, I know she loves Cale instead. But who wouldn't be amused by her? She's green, and beautiful, and--and.....hmmmm.....
Link: Give up. Cale owns her
Richard: Not for long! For I, Richard, will reclaim her as my undead wife!
Link: She isn't undead!
Richard: And your point is?
Link: Whatever, it's pointless trying to convince you. Shall we, Cale? ...Cale?
~SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS~
Cale and Benny: mf mfm mf mf mf mf mf mf! om nom nom nom nom nom! (Oh noes, Cale and Benny babies! zomg)

*hours later*
Cale: *yawn* oh, what a night!
Benny: Yep, what a night.
Link, Richard, Krunch: O.O Have fun?
Cale: *blush*
Benny:Yes, we had fun! Hee hee hee.
L, R, K:.....Eenteresting. Yep, very eenteresting.
Cale: What? JEalous, are we? *looking at Richard*
Richard:What? Me? Jealous? I couldn't be...
Cale: Richard, it's all over your face! You want my Benny, and you know it!
Richard: It's over now, Cale, shut the hell up.
Cale: Just let out your feelings, breathe in...breathe out...
Richard: FWOOSH
Cale: Son of a bitch!
Link: You asked for it.
Richard: That was more because I felt like it. Remember, he's my bitch.
Link: (:])hahaha