So here we are to the first episode of the VB show, glad to finally have a studio audience. How are you all today?

Sleepy. And strangely homicidal.

kill them all

Hungover.

Damn shame to hear. I guess you'll be glad to know that we should be seeing Legato as a guest commentator every now and then.

Also, if the audience could refrain from killing each other, that would be just swell.

In todays show, we'll be looking at the sex lives of rats, the breeding cycle of pigs and the relationship my hand has with my feet.

Who is the resident expert in those areas?

Inquistor Heathlore the uneffiably deniable. Unfortunately he can't make it today, so I'm going to be making shit up.

*gasp* You can't say shit on the Tee Vee! Oh shit! I said Shit!

You'd be suprised what I can say and/or do.

You'd be suprised at what am I saying and/or doing.

This thread needs more cowbell.

I got a fever. And the only cure, is more cowbell!

Erhm...

WTF?

Due to popular demand, I present to you....

MORE COWBELL!

COWBELL!

COOOOOOOOOWWWWWWBBBBBEEEELLLLLLLLL!

SNL sketch with Christopher Walken making fun of the song Don't Fear the Reaper. Sheesh, I would have thought that would be obvious.

I can't ever remember laughing more.

I think he is just amazed in WTF awesomeness that is your random ways.

I've never actually seen that skit, and I've regretted it my entire life.

Well then Ghis, that is the whole point of this thread. To try to keep the random banter and whatnot in one thread instead of.....every thread.

And Ballscratch, go find it and watch it now. GO. GOOOOOOO.

Actually never watched SNL. Explains why i didn't get the reference.

Regret no more, young one. BEHOLD!

Hate to be captian obvious but You Tube can save your life when it comes to such regrets, it saved me when I didn't know what all this talk was about of "Dick in a box."

...I'm just gonna shut my mouth and zip up my pants.

And Jimmy, godbless thee.

Either one of those actions, on it's own, would be perfectly unremarkable... but both at the same time makes me wonder what you were planning on doing with both your moouth and fly opened. And I'm pretty sure i don't want to know.

LOL, oh damn! I could almost hear the bell ring when that shot was delivered.

If you don't want to know, then I suggest you don't ask.

Keep in mind I'm on national T.V.

That was a nice zing Ghis. Im laughing so hard

Hey, I have a loaded penis here and I'm not afraid to use it.

EDIT:

Well, this took a deviant turn very fast.

Thus the open mouth and zipper... We know.

I'll ask you not to question my sexual preferences.

And on that note, why are you all so curious?

It's kind of...invasive. Even my stalkers knew to avoid that.

Where's Verbose when you need him?

Hey, when you open yourself up for the situation, be ready for the razzing.

I mean after all....why was your mouth open and fly unzipped?

Why he's under your desk... how could you forget?

The underneath of my desk is a vast and desperate realm, where laws are made and broken and the strong are a force unto themselves.

My mouth was open so I can breath, my pants were unzipped because, upon closer inspection, I am wearing shorts with a string belt.

Those arent valid reasons.

I don't go underneath my desk with anything less than a rifle, a weeks worth of supplies and a safety tether. If Verbage is under there, then Godspeed to him.

So are you trying to tell me that your own disgarded bodily fluids aged, took on characteristics of evolution and spawned a vast, yet dangerous den of creatures under your desk?

I hope you're quarantined.

Is Verbage Verbose's kid brother or something?

Yes. That's precisely what happened.

It's the forces of the Vomitia Queen that frighten me the most. I prefer to have some Shirpa guides if I have to go down there. And why would I need to be quarintined? If they wanted to infect and kill us all, they'd have done it by now. I don't know whether they see me as their God or their Uncaring Parent.

Verbage is our love child.

We adopted him from Rapeatoa.

I think they stand still because they are terrified of witnessing your current acts of eatting their young, even the ones that escape your clutches evaporate in the sun.

Is it my fault that the evolutionary produce of my shed biological matter tastes so tantalisingly like riccota cheese?

Yes. Yes it is.

Ew... just... ew.

I think we need to take this thread in a different direction... Here! Have a look at my baby

Ain't she adorable?

I hang out with my mouth open and pants unzipped and I get razzed, you give birth to a giant malformed rat and no-one bats an eyelid.

I love this show.

First of all, she's adopted. Second of all, she'S a ferret, the funnest animal alive. You'Re just a perverted man

You have a rat too?

I'm a pervert and you're a liar. That furry rodent escaped your womb and you know it. That you managed to capture it despite the painful haze of ferret-birth is complimentary.

I just want to say thanks to Soylent Greentastic for dubbing the Muskestooges.

And now, as the fish swim across my T.V. I bid you all adeu.

Cheerio, wot.

lol, Ghis you're special you know that... You gave him a picture of a Ferret in your lap to work with? I hope you have something clever up your sleeve for whats about to come of that.

That's a ferret in the arms of my girlfriend for your information. It's adorable and I don't need to explain anything to anyone

Hey I agree that Ferrets are amusing creatures, even though I hear some of them bite if you let your guard down. Kudos on adopting.

So at what point do we actually talk about the "show"? I demand to be ammused!

Edit: Amused, but leaving it just because I know you guys like having something to throw in my face.

I'm already "ammused" enough by your spelling.

Ohhhhh buuurrrnnn

Will we start another thread for the next episode, or will it air again on this channel?