Schools starting up kids.. College, High school, Whatever

List some ideas, websites and any "fun" or entertaining things to do while your bored...

Maybe some ways around school firewalls, (i know there out there... dont lie to me ;P)

get a job as library aid, gain her/his trust, and get on the computers that period, from what i know, this site isn't blocked

I'm in college, im in CIS 105/ AKA... learn how to use microsoft? (its required)

The computers arent blocked, i could watch porn if i rly wanted to...
I just wanna do something fun if i'm stuck in class, cause if i start walking around, i might actually miss something lol

oh, ummmm... ive got nothing

Lisa's Back-to-School Fun Guide:

If you're ever bored (whether its during the week, or weekend) here are a few fun-filled activities to shorted nte stress in your life. Many of these ideas were compiled between the years of 2000 - 2004, so be aware that some of them may be a bit outdated. Beforehand, I'd like to thank Jake, Sierra, Adam, Ryon, Erin, Cliff, Cody and Cody.

1. "Get involved!" A lot of times, we segregate ourselves from "social norm" activities because they're generally reserved for those with a little more popularity. After all, those who have the gold, make the rules. Do yourself a favor. Get involved in something. Lisa did. All though high school, she was the horrorscope lady for the school newspaper. An example of her work: "AQUARIUS: You will discover a sub-human species living ten inches under Denmark." Making s*** up for the newspaper is a fun and time-consuming venture. Put the editor to work. Its funny!

2. "Be a voice!" Usually if you're the loudest, you're also the most likely to be noticed. High school teachers, while they enjoy hearing themselves talk to blank faces of students, like it even more when you get verbal. Speak up. Ask questions. Its twice as fun in a discussion of learning when you try to prove the teacher is an imbecile. Take Jake, for example. Poor Mr. Ehmke spent an entire year dealing with Jake's inability NOT to prove his mathematical theories wrong. In the end, we actually leanred more and were able to come close to getting suspended. (But for what? Being smarter?)

3. "Nicknames!" Naming your teacher is a great way to pass the time. All year during the o4' Seniors, we referred to our Econcomics teacher as "Jacques." (Pronounced Jah-kwees) For whatever reason, the teacher wasn't offended and actually played along with us. So rather than the traditional Mister So-and-so, we just called him by his nickname. Even if your teacher doesn't approve of the nickname, use it anyhow. Makes showing up worthwhile.

4. "Great escapes!" Late for class? No worries! If you can create some epic myth as to why you weren't on-time, there is almost nothing a teacher can do to you except look at you flabbergasted. Try it! Just don't try to explain how in an infinite universe the lava-created ninjas of Colombia kidnapped your parents and dragged them to Santa's Workshop to be tortured for classified information from the sea-nymph bandits of Oklahoma. You'll just kill them.

5. "Taco Bell." Order number four and hand them a ten dollar bill. Watch them attempt to make change for you. (But this must be done around 11:45 PM )

I'm liking that taco bell one, we only usually make fun of the guy who sells children music(like sesame street on a cd) since only one guy can stand it apparently. Websites in my school...well we have google and the school site, of course people bypass the system but I'm not really one of the "website crack dealers"(it has gone as far as someone paying a dollar for the website for it). I'm trying to take up a chicken marionette, which I will soon make adjustments to and make him a little more classy, it's the only thing you have when the internet goes down and your in an orchard 20 minutes from town.

Or you can go through a drive-through at any fast food place in a shopping cart with a couple of your friends, and insist on being served your meal if they refuse to give you service.

Also, in Taco Bell, order a Chicken Fajita (pronounce it like vagina, but with an f adn without an n), it's freaking hilarious.

Make a giant list of different ways you're going to destroy all of mankind, it's very relaxing.

Sex, there's always sex.

make a giant rubber band ball, then name him jimmy and claim under all the ruber bands is a human skull

I don't promote anything where stupid teenagers and procreation mix. I favor increasing the planetary I.Q., not downgrading it.

So, be sure to use condoms and birth control... Or just learn to diddle yourself and diddle your partner. That's always fun.

oops, forgot the disclaimer. Safe Sex is the only way you should be having sex unless you're looking to have a kid or for some sick reason want a gift that keeps on giving.

Do all of your English assignments in Latin. Or Pig Latin. That way you can't say you didn't do it right. The assignments NEVER specify what language to use.

Buy yourself a wacom tablet and either Photoshop or Corel Painter, then enjoy.

1) read

2) find webcomics you havent heard of before and read them all the way through

Make everyday a specific theme of dress. Like: "Wacky Hat day" or "Look Like the Fonz Day."

http://www.addictinggames.com/fantasticcontraption.html

You're welcome.

Grow dreadlocks. That's always a fun project.

Redesign a plot. Messing around with the Master Chief's lines helps me go to sleep.

wow
that is so addicting lol

Try making a daily webcomic (you may want to drink a lot of coffe before commiting to this).

Make random pamphlets announcing something like "Free Colonoscopies with each De-lousing!!" and hand them out on a street corner.

(if you're a guy) Take Cialis and play ring toss.

Or to qoute David Bowie

i cant beat mission to mars >.<

tips anyone?

what I ended up doing was trying to make a catapult to fling the ball over, just keep trying to do that and eventually u'll get it

Make a circle of wheels around the landmass, then tether the target to it. if you make the tether long enough, it will swing into the goal.

you could always play WoW. I do that during class sometimes. Or draw. Course for me, that technically becomes school work.

I made a giant plank, set wheels to my contraption and set it loose; its momentum carried it over. I realized that for most of the puzzles, all I had to do was go with the tank-treads and it always works.