I personally enjoy schizophrenia; my favorite part of which is the multiple personality disorder, which I believe everyone has to some extent.

However, complicated psychosis can be detrimental to the achievement of one's life goals.

I hail to OCD/Anxiety/Depression, been visited by an abundance of the Anxiety tree; self proclaimed nut with a heart of gold.

Been on sickleave on and off for most of my 'best years' with social phobia/agoraphobia, which of course puts a dampener on your social life. But there is always a silverlining! think of all the potential 'murderers and rapists of me' ive not run in to on the street, and all the lovely friends ive made online. Who eventually lured me out of my 'golden tower' and saw me through my agoraphobia.


Oh and currently i have this cough, which makes my back ache..but! although my stomach muscles ache from all the tension, my abs are getting a proper workout for the first time in ..ever.

Hello, Im the avrage crazy who talks to himself and is paranoid. But, im only a teen, so there is a good chance II will get more mental disorders by the time im legal to drive.

Schizophrenia and Disassociative Identity Disorder (Multiple personalities) are not the same thing. Might want to learn a bit about crippling mental disorders before you go around claiming to have one.

Well, then there is also Borderline Personality Disorder. That's pretty fun.

According to tests there is nothing wrong with me... But that is because those questions they ask never come close to what makes me insane. Since in everyday life around people I'm completely sane, but it's when I'm alone that I show my true mental state... And then all hell breaks loose.

That's an annoying side effect from Me, Myself and Irene.

They're two very unrelated conditions. Schizophrenia is common enough but anything beyond auditory hallucinations is very rare.

I had myself a bout of narcoleptic depression as a side effect of Oxycontin last summer. Then I broke my addiction that no-one knew I had. My proudest moment.

I'm colorblind, have little to no muscle in my left eye, meaning I can't move it. And I have a horrible singing voice.

Red Green colorblind or shades of gray color blind?

Red Green and blue purple.

you know, i had a crazy theory the other day that somewere out there there is a undiscovered color out there that we can't see and color blind people can... am I crazy or just bored?

My friends father is shades of gray color blind, when he had to take an eye exam in Germany(where he grew up) he tried to cover it by cheating off the kid next to him only to find out later they were both color blind.


Edit- hhh: its like trying to imagine a color that doesn't exist, try it

Funny thing I love you anyway.

Depression and mental disturbances run like wildfire through my family. We're highly intelligent but also highly prone to mental diseases.

Colours are just sections of the light spectrum we have words for.

In English, red, pink and orange are all distinct colours. In other languages, they're all just red.


Yeah, that's pretty common. High intelligence is a genetic abnormality and those usually come in packages.

Hence evil genius

Try more like whacked out mad scientist.

Let's see...

The stuff I have diagnosis for is: moderate depression, mild paranoia, narcissism; also a bit schizoid here. That's the main stuff. Apart from that, I'm pretty antisocial and have a generally negative attitude towards people.

Only according to nine out of 10 doctors.

I myself am within the parameters generally defined as sane, as far as I know.


Technically, x-rays are a spectrum of light we can't see.

But blind people who aren't Daredevil can't see, usually because of the complete disabling of their cones and rods, or some such.

yah, but mabey they can and there just keeping it a secret

And maybe George Bush, with the help of the Russians and lost technology from Atlantis, orchestrated 9/11.

I'm telling you guys, Atlantis is under the bermuda triangle. All those flying saucers are just atlantean aircraft.

they are also the molemen of legand

Nah, molemen don't exist, that's just crazy conspiracy talk.

Actually, I lied. Synesthesia runs in my family, and I have it too.

you hear blue?

Nein. I have the type where letters and numbers are associated with colours.

ah

lol, that would be hilarious. "Dude, your voice sounds green."

This would be really awsome.

Especially if someones voice tasted like chocolate. Mmmmmm.

mmmm, george bush sounds like bacon and pot

I didn't say I had it, and I certainly never said I know everything and don't make things up because I'm too lazy to check my facts. Which I do. Let's not be detail-oriented. It's not a serious discussion. Well, to me, at least.



I would totally do that!

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I'm not sure what this would imply, but I used to have a strong desire to be an insomniac all the time. I do remember at that time I was severely afraid of sleep, so that may be all there is to it. Then again, I did have nightmares every night of my life. I still feel however, that never going to sleep is one of the most awesome things I could aspire to do, and I don't think I should think that.

General anxiety disorder and a bit of a hypochondriac, but socially I'm usually a great guy, unless I'm nervous, oh and asthma.

Hmm dunno if it would qualify me as schizophrenic, but yeah...I often talk to myself, and Im able to actually converse since one side takes on the moral, responsible pain in the ass guy, then theres the dark, eternaly pesimistic and critical side, and then theres whats left of me, the child i guess, who follows his wants and fears, consulting with the other two...

O.o...yeah I'm crazy like that...but what is madness if not the shadow of genius?

That's remarkably useful for learning inflective languages.

One of my Latin teachers had that kind of synesthesia and she could always tell what kind of declensions she needed because of the colour. I don't remember many of her specifics but the third declension was brown and kind of spiky for her.


That's very overrated. I've never really had trouble going to sleep but I've gone through periods where I'd sleep for four to six hours in three days. You just feel stretched thin.


Holding an internal dialogue out loud isn't schizophrenia. It's schizophrenia when you hear voices that aren't there and you believe they're genuine. In the English-speaking world, this usually manifests as the voice of God or Satan, or a servant thereof. Part of the condition is that you don't really question the reality of the voice. You need to be aware that you're a schizophrenic and even then, sometimes you'll be able to hear (or, rarer, see) things and people that aren't there.

My mother once held a forty minute conversation with my paternal grandmother that she hadn't seen in six or seven years and it wasn't until three hours later that it occurred to her that she'd appeared suddenly in her bedroom and disappeared when my mother left the room. Even with someone disappearing like that, she had to come and ask me to confirm her crazy because she couldn't be sure.

The easy rule of thumb is that you need to ask yourself whether or not you believe the voices are real. Usually, if you have the presence of mind to ask you're not schizophrenic. For an undiagnosed schizophrenic to ask themselves is the equivalent of you questioning the reality of a friend you bumped into on the street and caught up with. There's simply no reason to ask yourself, clearly they're real.

Yeah, but I have it so incredibly weakly it would take unnecessary work to do that.

well i have a huge fear of being abandoned? not sure what the technical term of that is. beyond that i may have the occasional anxiety attack once in a great while?


Personally though I think that high levels of OCD must make life hell, oi!

it does!

I like malignant narcissism. It is for when psychotic is just too much, but nothing else will do.

As far as I know I don't have any mental health problems, except perhaps a slight case of insomnia, but other than that, nothing else.

I have not be diagnosed with anything. I went in to see a doctor thinking that I was depressed and apparently you can be severely lonely without being depressed.

I do have co-dependency issues, but I'm not sure if that is anything that really can't be worked on to fix.

Anything can be fixed with enough behavior modification.

* Gets the cattle prod out of the car.

As we get older we tend to care less about others...
give or take.

I've got a touch of ADD with some social anxiety mixed in, not a good combo cause when I am meeting new people I tend to drift off and not listen to them.

can't resist