Greetings and salutations or Geckos and Salamanders to you!
I'm new kid, yay look at me!
So this is my stereotypical "hey i'm the new guy on the forums post" where i say hello i'm new and i'm glad to be here, and etc. then you all respond with how cool this forum is and that is cool to have someone new and someone asks a question like what wow server do you play on and etc.
OR you can all tell me how much you hate me and that richard will consume my soul?
the choice is yours. do be creative though.