t'so... yeah. I didnt go on licd forums, mainly because I was whipped and had no free times. (Now I have my cooty shots) But now I'm liberated and decided ot join this one instead... mostly because its new and lfg>licd. I'm sorry but it's true.


So.... I'm a "militant" atheist, love "hardcore" music, and have a tendancy to piss people off (we call it being honest.)


...hi?

So instead of "There is no God!" You're like "There is no God, dammit!"

Or are you more the "replace the silly Catholics' communion wine with real blood and then run down the aisles screaming about transubstantiation" type? Cause that would be funnier.

Me, I enjoy long walks on the beach and cutting up dead people.

Just kidding.

About the beach.

Well usually if I just say I'm an atheist, people cluck and tell me "no, youre not. An atheist is _________, " then give me a long and usually wrong explanation of what an atheist is.

Attaching "militant" to the front usually disuades that.

Oh, two of my aunts are nuns. Probably should have mentioned that >>

It's quite... interesting.

Nuns are pretty good at clucking. Now you definitely need to try the communion wine thing. Tell your aunts there was a revelation, and that God's own lifeblood spilled out into reality. Then tell them they're infected with the HIV, and see what happens.

Fun Fact. In the medieval blood libel, thousands of jews were tortured and killed under accusations that they were stealing the communion wafers after they had been turned into jesus' flesh and...
*this is actually true*
...tortured the communion wafers, in order to prolong jesus' suffering.

T.T

And asking about the communion wafer/wine thing is one of the things that got my sunday school teachers to no longer be my biggest fans.
"Yes James, the wine does litterally become his blood. The wafers do litterally become his body"
"But it tastes like wine and crackers"
"They are simultaneously his blood and not his blood; his body and not his body"
"but that doesnt make sense!"
"It is blessed in its illogicness, do not question the lord."
"..."

Fun fact : today in my weekly DnD game (I swear I barely play this, its my first time, honest) we decided to burn an entire village and kill every single innocent person (man woman child) in the name of Nerul because he's pissed.

We have to kill 1000 innocents between the ages of 14-21 ; we decided slaughtering populations was more fun than picking our targets.


Goddamn im evil.

play them emo music. Those dang teenagers and their emo music and horseless carriages....

*hides his own age*

Hooray Evil! Imaginary evil of course, we're all such damn good people in real life!

My exes would say otherwise.

using sharp objects.

*sarcasm detector implodes and creates a void of vacuum*

it implodes? But a detector wouldnt have to harvest all the sarcasm, just monitor it...

*anal-retentive monitor implodes*

Kaboom! Evil rawx your detectors hard!

heh heh heh...

not quite, my little friend, not quite...

heh my priest actually told me to leave the church and never return..

Like your style..

Good people, real life??? You know, I would love to kill 99.99999999% of the earths population, bare handed too if I have to...

irl, the extenet of my evil is chasing seagulls.

the internet feels the taint of my dark side....

Though I do pride myself on my evil laugh.

I've had a couple of them do that, mostly after I either started arguing with them during the homily, or after having sex somewhere in the church...

gee, coincidence?

Absolutely. The priests were just concerned that our friend Demon was not wearing shoes. You've got to wear shoes in a church! They wanted him to go home and put on some Keds so he could come back and listen to the Super Holy Everylasting Word of the Lord our Emeffin God with all the other happy peaceful people. Hell, it was one of the priests he had sex with! There's nothing wrong with a little spiritual debate during coitus, is there? But one must always be polite and wear shoes. Let this be a lesson to us all.

I'm not allowed in church, not because they told me i couldn't come back in, but because i would combust upon entering.

Ok, Not really...i gave my youth pastor the finger one day and was told not to come back until i cleaned up my behavior...needless to say, i havn't been back since.

Apart from that, the most evil i can get in real life is...hmm...taking the last soda? laughing at the suffering of others when it involves stop-signs and skateboards/bicycles/rollerblades/scooters?

i can't even be mean in video games...*helps poor dog out of bear trap* ...Damn ganados, putting innocent dogs in traps, FEEL THE SHOTGUNNY WRATH! *Chik-chik!*

<marquee>Just seeing if we have html...</marquee>

apparently we dont. dats wack homes.

Shoes...

Indeed. Shoes... and how.


what?

Shoes go on your...

hands?

Like gloves for your feet, but on your hands.

Only if you don't have the liscense points to wear them properly.

(1 point if you got the bad FF12 reference)
(2 points if you got the bad VG Cats reference)
(8 points if you can tell me how to get the liscense points to put these damn shoes on.)

lolz...im an evil mofo online and othewise im just mildly cynical.....

lolz....

Well... I got 3...

i kinda feel guilty when i play nice people in games is that wrong?

yes...it is very wrong. Go embrace your inner evil and bring havoc across the land

hey does hitting kids with your snowboard and them watching them fall down the mountain count as evil?

Only if they are relativly intelligent people that could possibly have a life, or if they are geeks. If you just smacked a chav, or some other equally redundant species of human, then unfortunatly you start losing evil status

i got 2 points, never played FF beyond 8, didn't have the time unfortunatly.
but i think to get the points you'd have to give a bum some hand shaped shoes, and watch what he does.

if hes hungery enought i guess he would eat them

He's rather wat his feet, we all know flesh is warmer and tastier that cloth, and then he could use the blood to keep the rest of him warm, and then wear the shoes on his stubs.

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Ugh.
Damn.
My hands become tired.

umm...where? i dont see one

Urge to kill rising....

pretend 1337 has done that dozens of time today, now, stop pretending, its happened!
OH NOES!!!!

AHHH MY BRAIN!!!
its melting!!!!
noes!!!

Melted Brain makes for a GREAT lube.

Didn't we already establish that lube was only for use by those who were to weak to just brute force it in?