While at Nerd Camp, My friends and I have noticed that throughout fiction, there are several "Ultimate" characters- Namely, those who can do anything because they can. As you know, the most famous of these Ultimates is Chuck Norris, Master of the Cowboy Arts. I have set out to establish who all of these different peoples are, and we all need to work together to establish the official canon of Ultimate characters. My current list consists of:

Chuck Norris
Mr. T
Jason Bourne
Jet Li

Can you guys think of any additions are modifications to the list?

Richard. he pwns them all!

Neo. He could do everything just because.

Agent Smith... He killed Neo.

Only because Neo was an increasingly painful anagram for Kung Fu Jesus.

I enjoy the reimagining of myth cycles as much as the next person but I'd like to see fewer stories that are about the Jesus cycle. If you want death and resurrection, he's not very unique. Egytpian gods used to die all the time. Hell, Odin did it. I know plenty of people rip off the Norse but even that is less painful.

Also, while I'm making requests that are never going to be met, can we stop having Christian writers trying to write atheists? I'm apathistic myself but in my experience, I've never known an atheist to be awed by an "everyday miracle". Hell, they're not awed by the big stuff. The tiny little things that are only arguably miraculous (often could be considered coincidental by both atheists and theists) do not make them reconsider no matter how much the writers might want them to.

jackie chan

rambo

the rock

Aragorn. That guy can't lose.

Bruce Willis/ John McLane

Jack Bauer

Well, jack can't be beat unless old Keifer goes to jail for DWI.

Oh... I almost forgot...

MacGyver

He can build anything and get out of every situation with nothing but his pocket-knife and a roll of duct-tape.

Don't forget bubble gum

the A team

Apart from some characters already mentioned...

Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)
Teal'c (Stargate SG-1)
Batman
Wolverine

hercules

I do hope you mean the Kevin Sorbo version

Also, Xena (Lucy Lawless, hubba hubba )

James Bond

the bunny from monty python and the holy grail

Wolverine

David Hasselhoff. He was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris became Chuck Norris.

And, on an anti-hero tangent, Schweinsteiger. Anyone who watched the Euro 20008 Final would agree.

Blanka,FTW

goku

Akuma

Does Clive Owen count?

Sephiroth.

(That ^ ...BTW...was way too fangirly for words. Still, it's true.) XD

The Gyver from a really old movie i likeand no i don't mean MacGyver in any form or fashion

and hes hot!!


RETREAT!!!!

Hyoui, for a manga series that no one seems to have heard of, but is still Freekin Awsome!!

(If anyone remembers his name) The guy from an old anime callde OUTLAW STAR That used a weapon called a buster gun

This turned from....."guys who are pretty much ultimate in our view and can never be defeated, and probably not even hurt no matter what." to something along the lines of, "someone who you think is cool and stuff."

Chewbacca, now how more badass can you get?

Sean Connery

Alucard, from Hellsing.

D, from Vampire Hunter D.

ok then, spike before he was Spikeified.

And after that he still had plenty of bad-ass moments

John Shaft

"That dude Shaft is a bad mutha--shut yo' mouth--but I'm talking 'bout Shaft!"

We can dig it

i have to agree!! he is awsome sause!!

ewww

ewww what? Alucard is awsome!

Why is everyone on here but me addicted to anime?

I actually have just seen Hellsing, D, DBZ, and Evangelion... and those just because my cousins watch them.

My roommate watches anime almost as much as he plays Pokemon. Somebody please kill me.

are you sure you wouldn't have us kill him?

He'd throw his fake Poke-balls at you. It would be scary.

Do ya want me to put you out of ur misery?

Okay, I'm gonna post someone NO ONE has posted yet, much to my surprise!

Bruce Lee

i cant believe jet li got put before him. I was thinking about how sad the younger generations are to think of him first.

The Golden Gigantic Guyver...

Those who know of this guy... you know what I mean. Chuck Norris would become emo if he faced this dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-cG1hniriI <-- hope this helps

And what about Mr. miyagi

If by any chance Chuck Norris "became" emo, the universe would implode.

Probably.