Although I do realize that making a topic simply to announce that I have returned goes beyond being self-centered and into the realm of pathological narcissism, I have done it nonetheless (feel free to close this topic if necessary),

that is kinda wierd...and pathetic....but anyway, welcome back!

I'm long past pathetic right now, as a matter of fact, I've left it so far behind that I believe I've come full circle to land smack-dab back in normal... but others can be the ones to judge.

thats strange... no one on here is normal. normal is a setting on a dryer.

OMG LEGEND!!!! I was just thinking about you!

u noes him?

QUOTE(Legendaryratboy @ Aug 2 2008, 03:09 AM) [snapback]262531[/snapback]

I'm long past pathetic right now, as a matter of fact, I've left it so far behind that I believe I've come full circle to land smack-dab back in normal... but others can be the ones to judge.

I don't think that's even possible. I don't think it's circular. I think it's just downhill, forever.

QUOTE(Kimira @ Aug 2 2008, 03:14 AM) [snapback]262540[/snapback]

OMG LEGEND!!!! I was just thinking about you!

Sounds like a pack of lies!

Oh it's totally circular.

KIM!!! How curious, I have also been thinking about you... every night... as I cry myself to sleep... (JK, I only did that once last week, and I'm feeling much better now).



You seem to be elaborating under the assumption that I'm human like most of the forum members... I'ts been established multiple times that I'm not.

Indeed, he is an alien. And not one of the cool aliens like some of the other people I know. He's one of the creepy aliens with a ton of tentacles that puts them in bad places. Like your cookie jar.


Also, welcome back, I guess.

I have yet to encounter "cookie jar" as an euphemism for something else... but I guess there's a first time for everything.

Not human eh?

As you can see in my avatar... I'll keep an eye on you...

I have been stabbed in the crotch (albeit wth a blunt object) before, so I'm reasonably unafraid of death.

Ha. As if physical pain makes you immune/numb to all pain. I wouldn't be so bold to make that implication, sir.

I'm noit saying that I would be immune to the pain, I would feel it as much s the next flesh unit, but I am on a first name basis with the Maiden of Torment, so you would have to get very imaginative in order to make me suffer.

Which is what I wanted to hear. I like to save the resilient ones for later so I have some fun for myself.

Good, now that we understand each other excuse me while I change the subject entirely.



It is good to be back, I was afraid that since I simply went out of the blue and into the black (I love that song), questions would be made about my activities, which would have been most uncomfortable. So thank you for simply welcoming me and nothing else.

And yes, I do realize that people will be curious about what I was doing and ask me now that I mentioned it, but I'm a savant that way.

LRB is under my protection, you hurt him and they'll never find your body.

Also, your entire family will mysteriously develop testicle and/or ovarian cancer.

oh, i see.

this seems like a very nice pity party right, heres a tissue now go get Rip so he can come up with something far more funny and sarcasstic to say to you

Ooh, the testicular/ovarian cancer familly curse, or TOCFC as I call it.

I didn't ask for a pity party, and as far as I can tell nobody's giving me one, which is good because I would have to get my shotgun if they did. Also, I wellcome verbal sparring, so long as it's kept intellectual.

oh...way to ruin the fun...

welcome back mr. legand

QUOTE(The Lone David @ Aug 2 2008, 04:32 AM) [snapback]262623[/snapback]

LRB is under my protection, you hurt him and they'll never find your body.

Also, your entire family will mysteriously develop testicle and/or ovarian cancer.

Funny you should mention that since neither are applicable to me.

Death chooses when he wants to play and who's to disagree?

Death has a corporeal body (when it chooses to), and I believe that it also has a family (don't hold me on it though).

Whether or not you'd care or it would make a difference is a different subject entirely.

I disagree, you're not Death.

LRB, would you be too upset if I called you La Chupacabra? That woul make me seven kinds of happy, which would be a step up, I only know of six kinds.

Whatever floats your boat, so long as there's no secondary, dirty meaning to it.

No dirty meaning, just this chupacabra.

I doubt that would matter if they didn't care about their family. And if they were the type to kill, they probably wouldn't find the persons body anyway, cause they're good at hiding and being sneaky and blending in.

Also, anyone who wanted to put forth enough effort to hurt LRB would be clinically insane, cause thats a lot of effort.

Well, since this thread doesn't have much meaning to it (other than saying wb to LBR here). I thought a little post count boost wouldn't hurt.


Death does not have family. He has a boss though. Satan gives him a status quo to fill out but Death doesn't pay much attention to this since the quotas usually filled as he hands it out.

And yet I don't get a topic? Really, I am offended.

So's he's Chupathingy now? that's cool. I shall call you Chupathingy