soylent_greentastic
Feb 19 2007, 05:04 AM
xD I have to say, this is probably one of my favorite so far.
I'm totally going to name my next pet that.
...I can't believe sohmer left us hanging like that though. I dont wanna wait till thursday to see what happens T.T
On second thought, why don't they just kill the rest of the dwarves? If they took that many out, I'm sure they could finish off the rest....
*sigh* when will people realize that murder always solves everything?
Zasp
Feb 19 2007, 05:10 AM
I love the "I don't do well with authority. Is that going to be a problem?" line...
And murder does solve everything for the person doing the murdering, but no one else really... IMO
Klanker21
Feb 19 2007, 05:13 AM
What did you just do Pinky? Great line. Also i think they are gnomes but i could be wrong. Anywhoo Being in the Gnome Army could provide some fun times.
hctib lettil - fantastic
BlackMojo
Feb 19 2007, 07:59 AM
Would that I could name my imp little bitch. His growlings and lack of mana are second in annoyance only to "GRRRRLARLARLARGGH"
edit: oops, saw there's already another thread for this.
MOD: No problem. Merged
soylent_greentastic
Feb 19 2007, 08:06 AM
Is it just me, or are the panels getting smaller?
ahmus
Feb 19 2007, 08:33 AM
why isn't it a suprice that Richards pet ran away...
and that thing with authority, might mean new commanders every other houer
Rae-Rae =^.^=
Feb 19 2007, 09:33 AM
Hctib Elttil actually looks pretty cool and fantasy-esque until you realize what it spelled backwards.
While I'm not questioning the name, why would you disgrace your familiar like that in the first place?
Verbose
Feb 19 2007, 09:36 AM
QUOTE (Rae-Rae =^.^= @ Feb 19 2007, 08:33 PM)

Hctib Elttil actually looks pretty cool and fantasy-esque until you realize what it spelled backwards.
While I'm not questioning the name, why would you disgrace your familiar like that in the first place?
For funny.
Rae-Rae =^.^=
Feb 19 2007, 09:37 AM
Of course. My sarcas-ometer has narcolepsy.
Verbose
Feb 19 2007, 09:42 AM
Maybe you should take it to a hospital. It may be dying, like the good sense to realise Cake is better.
Rae-Rae =^.^=
Feb 19 2007, 09:50 AM
Oh, no you didn't...
Jimmy
Feb 19 2007, 02:41 PM
Pietamians, attack!
Also, I think it's good he named it that. It'll make it want to kill anything who hears it's name, just to keep the secret from gettin out.
Ballscratch
Feb 19 2007, 03:00 PM
Rae-Rae, oh yes he did.
I'm just smiling imagining Richard in the army.
beachbum
Feb 19 2007, 06:06 PM
This is so strange, Richard should just eliminate them all.
Zasp
Feb 19 2007, 07:00 PM
Verbose >.< Pie will always be better... Pie is for all occasions while Cake is only for umm... Weddings? Though.... A huge multilayer Pie would be super cool... Hmmm I wonder...
Unstable
Feb 19 2007, 07:06 PM
Beer Pie!Also, my part for trying to stick to the topic:
Imps eh? Can't wait to see the succubus then...
Will she be named Hctib Gib? or maybe Hctib Dekan Flah?
Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 01:09 AM
QUOTE (Zasp @ Feb 20 2007, 06:00 AM)

Pie is for all occasions while Cake is only for umm...
No, Cake is the only one with special occasions all to itself. They have Wedding Cakes, Birthday Cakes, Funeral Cakes, My Child Turned Out Not To Be An Uppity Homosexual Cake (that's the contraversial kind).
You also have muffins and brownies for day to day consumption. Think back, foolish Earth creature. You would have consumed more cake in your lifetime than pie.
Zasp
Feb 20 2007, 01:37 AM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 19 2007, 07:09 PM)

No, Cake is the only one with special occasions all to itself. They have Wedding Cakes, Birthday Cakes, Funeral Cakes, My Child Turned Out Not To Be An Uppity Homosexual Cake (that's the contraversial kind).
You also have muffins and brownies for day to day consumption. Think back, foolish Earth creature. You would have consumed more cake in your lifetime than pie.
Nope... I've never had a Birthday Cake.. in fact I refuse to eat almost all cake... I simply don't like it.
Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 01:40 AM
Heretic.
Jimmy
Feb 20 2007, 01:54 AM
I think the word you're looking for is "True Believer". I get 'em mixed up sometimes too.
Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 02:19 AM
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Feb 20 2007, 12:54 PM)

I think the word you're looking for is "True Believer". I get 'em mixed up sometimes too.
That's because being on the side of Pie qualifies you for a mental disability. I can understand completely why you'd mistake two completely unrelated concepts like that.
soylent_greentastic
Feb 20 2007, 04:02 AM
You know adolf hitler? Total Pie Fanatic.
Jimmy
Feb 20 2007, 05:18 AM
Hah! Godwin's Law, sucka! Pietamia WINS!
Rae-Rae =^.^=
Feb 20 2007, 06:12 AM
*high five*
Fact: If you side against pie, you side against boobies. More specifically, mine.
soylent_greentastic
Feb 20 2007, 06:25 AM
I didnt even think you HAD boobies.
'sides, we all know pie-lovers reproduce asexually.
Rae-Rae =^.^=
Feb 20 2007, 06:33 AM
Which means women don't need Toasty, he needs us.
Rawr.
soylent_greentastic
Feb 20 2007, 06:34 AM
Of course I need women, luckily they flock to me like ducks to an automatic duck attracting machine.
Rae-Rae =^.^=
Feb 20 2007, 06:36 AM
But they probably paper-bag it when you're having sex with them. You silly emo boy.
soylent_greentastic
Feb 20 2007, 06:38 AM
At least I have people that want to have the bad touch with me =D
Your eggs are going to end up more rotten and untouched than gas station sushi.
Fact.
Jimmy
Feb 20 2007, 07:11 AM
Well
that certainly turned vicious in a hurry.
TheGayHare
Feb 20 2007, 07:24 AM
Ahhh the fun of naming pets
Course as a City of Villians MM you get alot of pets
My Mercs Mastermind (who was modeled after G.W. Bush)
Had his solders named Secret and Service, the medic was Fema, the spec ops were Rumsfield and Condi, and the comando was Dick Cheny
My robotics MM named his pets after the robots from Ice Pirates... I saved Shorty for the all mighty Assualt bot
I didn't bother to name my ninja mm's pets, but I did make a maco so they would do the Shonuff chant from berry gordy's last dragon
and what did this have to do with anything?
not much realy I'm just distracting all the dirt stinking Pie lovers so my cup cake squad can get the drop on them
Jimmy
Feb 20 2007, 02:21 PM
I, the fat kid, have already eaten your precious cupcake squad. They're in a better place now... mah belly!
Verbose
Feb 20 2007, 03:14 PM
QUOTE (Rae-Rae =^.^= @ Feb 20 2007, 05:12 PM)

Fact: If you side against pie, you side against boobies. More specifically, mine.
I am the perfect soldier for the Cake God. I can not be tempted. I can not be swayed.
soylent_greentastic
Feb 20 2007, 08:38 PM
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Feb 20 2007, 02:11 AM)

Well
that certainly turned vicious in a hurry.

^^ We fight to show we care.
Verbywerby, aren't you more like our... general?
Rae-Rae =^.^=
Feb 21 2007, 12:15 AM
More like your Specific.
And since when do gas stations have sushi? Are you trying to say my eggs don't exist? If so, I'd save a lot of money not having to pay for the pill...
I3lind
Feb 21 2007, 01:00 AM
Omg, tangent but they charge so much for that not,my "friend" told me about her latest trip to the center, and i was like, Thank god im not you, my shiz is cheep or free.
Verbose
Feb 21 2007, 05:51 AM
QUOTE (soylent_greentastic @ Feb 21 2007, 07:38 AM)

Verbywerby, aren't you more like our... general?
Soldier first, General second.
Sethril
Feb 21 2007, 03:05 PM
If I can duck and dodge the assorted flying baked goods for a second to toss in what I typically toss best (no not cookies or salad) but yeah for my two cents (or three). I really hope that we get to see Elttil Hctib shortly, possibly come back with his bigger brother Renwp Drahcir and then we get to see more 'spolsions and such.
Anybody got any ideas on what this little imp should look like? colours? body type, size and powers? What would be an imp befitting our fun flamey friend Richard (and i don't mean flamy in "that" way.....or do I?)
So yeah, continue with the cupcakes, cakes, muffins, pies and whatnot
Seedy Edgewick
Feb 21 2007, 04:31 PM
QUOTE (soylent_greentastic @ Feb 19 2007, 09:02 PM)

You know adolf hitler? Total Pie Fanatic.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So, listen up all you cake monkeys, I got a question for you? Do you know where cakes go when they die? Hm? Huh?
HM??'Cuz I know where pies go when they die. It's this little place in northern Washington state called The Lamplighter Inn. Try their coffee, too.
Cake only winds up as that sticky, unidentifiable stuff that gets caked (get it?) on the bottom of my shoes and has to be scraped off with a stick.
Ghislord
Feb 21 2007, 04:35 PM
This thing has derailed enough. I now dub thee Closed!
My will be done
G!
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