Sadly, not being American, or Canadian, or the owner of a creditcard, I am UNABLE to purchase one at this very instant.
The worst part is, and I quote:
QUOTE(Sohmer)
They are unique, as the ones before, and once they're gone, they're gone. We won't be doing a 3rd series.
I may have a creditcard in the future some day, but this means my Dick will never be sold to me, ever
oh, wonderful Mister Sohmer, Please save one for me!