Okay tell a story about the time you were so humilated that you planned on going to mexico and changing your name to Jose.
Ill go first

Okay first thing you should know I LOVE sharp objects, second I used to like pulling glue off my hands once it was dried.

So as I'm Heading off to school I see this utility razor on top of the micro wave and immedeatly decide that i can find a use for it. I get to school and the teacher decides that this wwould be a good day to make some crafts and would'nt you know it I got the bottle of glue with all the glue stuck to the bottom. so instead of turning it over like a normal person i decide that I've finally found a use for that razor. So I'm cutting and and i pull so hard that it pops out and slices my hand straight across the palm.I hide it in my desk and ten minutes later I pass out and wake up in a hospital with six stitches in my hand. I've been called suicidal ever since

Once upon a time I was sitting in my room watching TV. I got a surprise from a couple a friends who stopped by since they live right next door, and so I gladly let them into my room and allowed them to play on my computer and access to my video game consoles. And so my skin felt very gewy and so I decided to go take a shower in which I reluctantly did. When I finished I walked out of the bathroom naked (Since I am so use to being alone in the house I didn't realize people where still there) and so I walked into my room to dress, still completely naked, everyone just simply stared and I just slowly turned away and closed the door.

I think that this thread would be included in the "A bad idea that did not seem do bad at the time" thread that allready exists...

My turn!

So, I was walking down the street right? And this person is calling my name over and over, staring at me. I don't know who the fuck this person is, but I figure it's someone who I know, I just forgot who they are, so I turn to them, my face already beet-red and I say "I'm sorry, I don't know you." Turns out, the guy next to me was also named David so the guy gave me this really weird look, and his buddy burst out laughing.

Priapism.

That should say it all.

Ouch.

Y'know, that can cause trouble other than just embarassment.

What is priapism never heard of it

Well...it all started when I went for a drink in a bar. The bar, just about two hours (!) for cycling, isn't the usual bar where I go to, but the girl I loved was there that night...so what do you do for love, right?
So, I had some whisky's, some beer.....maybe a beer too much So I cycled back to home at 2 o'clock in the night with a friend of mine. While we were riding on a road with tram rails, I had to go to the right to let a car behind me go through. But when I steered to the right, my tire got stuck in a rails and I slammed into a parked car on the side of the road.
Guess what was behind me? A POLICE VAN. So they picked me up for drinking too much while cycling (it would've happened even without alcohol, but alas.) I went downtown, they checked me and I was set free....but I did NOT had a clue where I was...so I just started cycling around (nobody was on the street..). After an hour or so, I was completely lost and I just happened to cycle through a alcohol - check from the police...so AGAIN, I was picked up by the police and was brought downtown. I told the story that I was lost and I was already picked up and set free, but they didn't had a van left to bring me and my bicycle home, so they directed my the way to my hometown.
Heading for home, my battery went dead from my rear light.....and guess what happens.....I ran into a police check *cries*....receiving a fine and I had to walk....well....after 2,5 hours of walking I was home.....and it was already 10 o clock in the morning....
I love the police!

An erection lasting longer than four hours. I wasn't taking viagra, or doing cocaine. It naturally happened which is rare. I never thought much about my genes until that happened, and my eyes began turning black recently which is itself a pretty rare occurence also.

I don't really have "pride" in the sense that I can be humiliated any more.

Probably the last significant event that came close to this so-called "shame" was when I was twelve, my dad - while being a responsible and good parent, taking me shopping for my birthday present - loudly asked how much I was going to charge him in the food court.

He then turned to some people staring and said sotto voce, "It's okay. He's just my prostitute."

Like all good storys this one starts out with me being horrably drunk.

It was me, my sister amber and her boyfriend Jeff walking out of a bar in pioneersquare seattle. infront of us we see three figures, one a over weight woman and the other two are clearly a couple from japan. Now the woman and the japanise man are struggling trying to keep these clearly obliterated drunk asian woman from falling flat on her face. So ase we walk by..me and jeff offer to help because well..how many times has this sorta thing happened to us.. So jeff grabs one leg..I grab another leg, however I accedently in my drunkenness grabed the guys leg and not his girlfriend. He of course lets out the hardly understandable broken english "no no my leg" and they are forced to lay his girlfriend on the cold hard sidewalk of seattle. Well after a moment of discussion we decide it would be best for me and jeff to sit with the girl while he go fetch the car, he agrees and runs off. Well a moment passes and we notice...there is a stream of fluid flowing out of one of this girls pant legs. Sadly this could only be one thing...(yes..she was THAT drunk). So as we sit there... making sure this poor girl doesnt drowned in her own vomit three more (and very sexy) asian chicks walk by, they see us...giggle and say something like "oh that looks like my friend" ..we froze...and said "wait...is this your friend?" ..they stop, take a closer look and start freaking out.

So now..its jeff and me both drunk, sitting with a passed out girl and her three sexy friends who spoke mostly japanise so I couldn't understand a bloody word. Finally..he shows up with the car..and we pick this girl up to load her drunk ass inthe car..jeff grabed the top half..and I forgetting that she wet her self grabed the feet...moments later we got her in all her sexy friends said "thank you" and bowed about a million times (which I didn't mind because they where wearing very low cut shirts...boosh)
and they drove off on their merry way..and I walked back to the bar and washed my hands ..three times.

Guess its not so embrassing for me other then getting pee on my hands ..but that girl is NEVER ganna hear the end of that from her friends back in japan.

Was a biology class, I was asked a simple question, but in my absent-mindedness I said something utterly ridiculous.

The whole class went silent, the teacher said "Do you want me to get a scalpel and cut your head off?".

Yeah, considering I did top the class all the time, that was quite a nasty event.

A more amusing event was in chemistry. The teacher there never had any success in establishing the authority so she usually ended up just explaining the stuff to those interested while the others jabbered amongst themselves. Then, I sneeze. And I mean SNEEZE, the kind of sneeze that nearly blows my bace off and breaks all the windows. Everything goes silent for like 20 seconds. And I'm like "What...!?"

Back in 8th grade, the teacher got called down to the principles office for something, so the class of course, started dicking around. I don't remember what i was doing exactly, but apparently i was rather loud. When he got back, he was like, "BE QUITE, I COULD HEAR YOU HALF WAY DOWN THE HALL!" wellll, i guess i was having a lot of fun, because without realizing it, i shouted back, "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!?!"


..........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee trouble, and having the class think you're a moron.

This made me lmao.

Hmm.... An embarrassing story of mine...
Well, I tripped over a desk in front of two classes in grade school.
Oh, I almost choked to death on a green lifesaver in a hospital! Why in the name of God would you give a four year old child a lifesaver? I might not have been embarrassed about it then, but I sure am now.

Not quite embarrassing, but pretty cool. I have this History teacher who pretty much bullshits his way through class every day. So one day he calls on me to answer a question, something about some russian guy. So when I open my mouth to answer, I cough and sneeze at the same time. The teacher just says "yeah, that's right" and continues with the lecture.

OH MY TURN

Let me just point out that i used to hate writing with a passion

So in 4th grade just as everyone is headiing out to recess the english teacher comes and tells me I have to make up a essay i forgot to do. so I do it and turn it in, and shes not satisfied so I go and add a little more, same thing as last time. so after the fifth time rewriting it something snaps and I pickup the chair I'm in and throw it at the teacher. then I procced to run down the halls and out into the parkiing lot by this time I have the entire faculty after me. I almost get to the road when I'm tackled from behind by the counseler. needless to say I was very well known after that incident. They sent me to anger managment.

i lol'd.


in first grade, this girl i had a huge crush on had a birthday part, and i was invited.....well, we played school at her party. school. as if real school wasn't boring enough. so, i was like, F*CK SCHOOL YO(in first grade language)! and i *ran away* out the door, and into her huge backyard. EVERYONE there chased me. well, i had fun, 25 kids chasing you is awesome. so i did it again. and then it became a race. and then i was sent to the principles office......lol@ having a talk with this girls mom, who you have a huge crush on. i wasn't invited to anymore birthday parties till i was around 8th grade, : P