Well, after having been fed up with Chuck Norris jokes, I realised that we do have a wide array of "Richard facts" scattered all around the forums. But I'd sure like to see them in one place, as a comprehensive list. And please, don't just rip off the CN ones by replacing "Chuck Norris" with "Richard". Be creative (and be sure to post theones you already came up with).

Richard is the most successful negotiator in Legarion. FWOOM'd opponents don't refuse propositions.

There are two types of villages: Obliterated ones and the ones Richard didn't visit yet.

Death didn't refuse Richard. It's afraid of him.

Richard never cries. He has no tear ducts.

Stuff like that.

Richard was born in the middle of The Kingdom of the Damned, which he himself founded.

Richard has many more titles, he just doesn't find them to be important

Richard walks into Mordor.

Richard lights people on fire just to watch them dance.

Richard doesn't kill for fun, he kills for amusement.

Richards summer home is the Pit of Despair.

Drained souls often taste different, Richard prefers the chocolate taste of Monk's souls.

Killing things means never having to say your sorry.

He. Likes. To. Kill. Things.

Richard went to hell once and decided to create Super hell because the original wasn't evil enough

Richard loves people so much that he made them a ghift, that gift is common known as plague and it decimated the population in the middle ages.

Richard visits hell every sunday to smaltalk with hitler

If most people want to keep their friend warm, they give him a fire, and their friend is warm for a day.

If Richard wants to keep his friend warm, he sets him on fire. That way, his friend is warm for the rest of his life.

This one is made of epic win

Remember that continent Richard visited last year? Yeah, neither do I.

You know the game DOOM? That is a modernised version of the trip to Hell Richard makes every summer.

*snerk*

Richard + Richard + Richard = + Richard/ - Richard, Infinite pawnage cannot grow bigger (Unless it is Fwoom'd by Richard).

Richard doesn't Loose, He allows his opponents to capture so he can enjoy being tortured and seeing his friends in pain.

Ok. some more easy math.

Richard⁵= pwnage, richard ²⁵ = hell on earth.

-Richard³⁰ = everything is too GOODlike
+Richard³⁰ = richard is GOD.

Therefore, the more we have richard, the more we have pwnage.
So, Richard = Pwnage.

From the Book of Joshmaul 1:1-4:
1 So it was that God created the world in seven days (or so the religious say), but God's labor was not yet done.

2 On the eighth day, God created Richard, who in turn decided to take over God's job as master of the universe.

3 Upon becoming Lord and Master of all, Richard proceeded to rape and pillage all he saw, showing no mercy and feeling no pity, not even for the dire bunnies that frolicked throughout the woods.

4 After completing his raping and pillaging, looking upon the kingdom that he had created, with a contemplative air - taking in the sights of all he had done - Richard saw that it was spiffy.

Richard has an unexplainable urge to kill rats.

Richard's bunny has chocolate milk for blood (Points for those who know where this came from)

Always keep Richard in the middle of the room .... corners trigger a reaction.

The only type of animal Richard would never kill is the pony. After all, if he killed them, where would he get inspiration for his battle cry?

Also Richard is regularly attacked by orphanages and other baby-buffet establishments, making them the reason he needs to lose weight.

Never leave Richard unattended in a room full of babies. Do not be fooled if he happens to resemble one at the time.


Richard does not exercise to lose baby weight. His enemies rid him of it for him.

You have satanists, and you have Richarnists.

Richard knows the meaning of life, and it is 'Bucket.'

You know those people who Self-Combust? They pissed Richard off.

Richard does not bleed blood. Richard bleeds lime Kool-Aid.

I'm not sure you're getting the point of this all...

Richard drained the soul of a monk once thus giving him badass powers

Sure, Vikings may have done a lot of pillaging, but Richard does it with style!...and his pillaging shovel.

Richard is the number one cause of global warming.

Chuck Norris wakes up from nightmares of Richard in a cold sweat.

The monk was Chuck Norris.

Richard only needs a mace, some lawn fertilizer, and a tub of butter to have fun.

The cause of the End of Civilization as we know it... Richard reads Getting Things Done.

Richard cloned himself to make the other three horsemen of the apocalypse.

These two are sheer genius. I love it.

Thanks. I try.

Bird Flu... Richard, a slow day, and some chickens.

Warning to monks, submission fighting vs. someone who can self-combust is NOT a bright idea.

Richard for President - Like you have a choice

Undeath, the ultimate wellness plan.

"I am neither a glass half full or empty kind of guy. I am more of a glass on fire kind of guy" - Richard

XD

Keep 'em coming! This is fun.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist-

"They say that Richard doesn't have a chin under that cowl... Only another FWOOM."

And now for something completely different.

"Every time you kill a child without him, Richard cries."

Everytime you , Richard kills a child.
Everytime you don't , Richard kills a childs.
Face it. Richard just kills a child.

How many Richards does it take to turn a lightbulb? One to set fire to the house.

Notice how Richard seems to be the only one who has a clue, that is because he ate the soul of the DM.

Richard thought about a job in the IRS, but that was too evil.

You know the fires of hell, Richard started them.

What they haven't told you yet... Richard's bunny is the Rabbit of Caerbannog. (Google it)

Krakatoa... Richard having a bad day.

Richard's daily exercise plan... do 20 push ups.... 50 crunches.... and rend a demon.

Richard was sentenced to eternal torment in Hell for his crimes. A week later, Satan with his devils came to st. Peter, pleading to let this group of refugees through.

The only thing Richard has ever created is the glass dragon
Richard was never accepted as the alpha male of the sand dragons

Richard has a hard time sleeping. Explaining the surrounding corpses when he wakes is difficult.

Richard has a problem with social-charity organizations assaulting him.

Face it, Richard is a 'people person'.

VG cats, something to do with the toothfairies, and them...using teeth...to fight...evil, chocolate milk blooded bunnies @.@


Heres my little grain of sand:

Interviewer: So tell us Richard, we know you love to destroy things, but is there anything youve created so far?
Richard: Ever heard of the Big Bang? *shrugs*

Richard has kick @ss powers he only seems to use once. ( If you weren't sure, the skeletons are on our TEAM.)
One of Richard's favorite past times is trying to put dragons back to gether.
Richard holds the second most powerfull relic the world has even know... The fork of truth.
Richard never apologizes he makes headless people do it for him.

Richard decided to take a stroll through the Sahara forest. It has been known as the Sahara desert henceforth.

The world used to consist of a single mass of land, called Pangea.

The reason it split?

Because Richard doesn't like the food on his plate to touch.

Richard tried to run as a politician once, but was told he wasn't allowed to FWOOM anyone who disagreed with him.

With Richard in the equation, Flamewar takes on a whole new meaning

Richard fact/oops on the writers
they forgot to mention lord of the undead
and is the mayor of the little village thing just a pun or for real cause if so then they missed it
but lord of the dance was a nice touch

Richard doesn't open portals to other places rather the move around him to make way for him with a quiver of fear.

Energizer bunny? HA... I use Richard to power my MP3 player. He also sings along and makes puns.

Richard took Viagra to go from little Dick to Big Dick.

Anybody got a light? (Do I need to say more with that cause I find it obvious)

1. Richard is the solution to the Gorge Bush problem
2.every time u see richard happy, something bad has happened
3.never ever call richard a dick ... (u know why )

Very good.

once richard was born, the earth was filled with fire.

Richard wakes up everymorning alone and dead.. cuz everynight he kills the world..

A night for richard is a life for me.

Everyone wants to kill Richard.. even Richard.. but not even Richard is strong enought to kill Richard..


One time Richard tried to kill himselves 3 sheeps one boat and 22 moisturing rats burned out from his hair.

Richard once danced with 1000 humans.. In the hot part Richard danced alone.

Richard aint no god.. he killed em all thats why everyone read's books about em.

U cant read about richard.. even his name burns. "hot hot"

OK I suck at this but carE:P


to mutch work to little sleep.. my excuse:P

i didnt see this one:

richard makes arrows with his mind

Richard has a habit of riding on the Bloodrage