Since we have a thread dedicated to Best Richard Quote, how about a Best Non-Richard Quote thread?

My vote:
"Warlock, protect our rear as we make our retreat"

...I mean seriously, what did she expect?

Oooh! Oooh! Mine is:

-"Solid shot, Pinky "
-"The honor is mine, noble one.
....
The honor of killing more law enforcing..."

Two things- as a player Tauren I keep calling humans, BE and the like pinkskins, so it makes me laugh to that see Krunch does the same. And, come on, the look of Cale when he realise what he just done is PRICELESS.
XD
I love when he's all ashamed. XD

((And Krunch being called "noble one" makes me plain happy. ))

Heh. How about:

"She's not clear on the concept of evil is she?"
-Benny-

That was my second choice

"Poppa?"

Okay, so it is unquestionably evil, but it is funny.

I concur wholeheartedly, that kid had it coming.

Sure thing....DICK .....

"We bring friendly gree..." "You kill 126 of my soldiers."

Amuses me greatly, but it's so hard to find a good line that isn't Richard's, either by speaking or fault.

I second the "Poppa?" quotation.

I third it, its just a classic

"why is there a Centipede corpse marinating in your friends remains?"-Billy

There's a character named Billy now?

"I recognize that shadow...."

I just like what happens afterwards though.

Benny.Sorry

Why am I the only one wearing their uniform?

I actually had to scrouge through what few comics have been released (Damn this comic still being in its infant stages) to find anything good.

But I think I'll have to throw in the 4th vote on "Poppa?"
The runner ups were "How come no one else is wearing their uniform"
and "Are you a male or female?"

And by popular vote
"Sure thing, Dick"

It is Looking like, "Poppa?" is taking the cake here.

I do like his new one, "They are in a better place now."

It is Looking like, "Poppa?" is taking the cake here.

I do like his new one, "They are in a better place now."

I don't know how I double posted there, but I feel like that Richard's quotes are the best. Hence that last quote.

I like most of the strips where Benny is an=bout to ressurect Cael.

"why is there a corpse mariniatin in your friends remains?"

or

"I'm more likely to bring him back as a disfigured, souless beast that anything else"

He isn't my friend, he is the one who incinerated me.

there is no such thing as a best non-richard quote.
After all, Richard's quotes are so good they make all others look bad!!
So therefore, I declare that...

the best non-richard quote is from cale:
"Attack the evil ones!"
lol...

I LICK YOU

There may be non richard quotes...but they just pale in comparison to anything richard has said...

No, he doesn't.

I think you mean like...

FUNNY SQUISHY MAN!

"We needed him to get here,

Now we don't." *Skuk*

"Bye-bye, Squishy ;_;" Definitely

My vote goes to the first page

Is there a chance he was the one who killed your father and now you where seeking justice so your beloved and missed parents could be at peace in the afterlive?

But then again....

Is he joking?

He hasn't displayed much sense of humor so far, So I doubt it.

Thats a nice one to Cant choose! And cant wait to hear more about them btw

"Why...won't...you...help...me?"

The refusing to die jokes always make me laugh.

"Why... won't... you... help... me?"

Nearly pissed my pants at that quote after the frantic stabbing from Krunch!

I'm surprised this hasn't come up before.

"Would you help me explain how much easier and quicker killing is?"

Granted, Richard's follow up is hilarious, but meaningless without this.

"You killed 126 of my men, and another 84 are being thawed out of a massive block of ice."

Priceless. Q.E.D.

I still like "I LICK YOU!"

"How come nobody else has their uniform on?"
- Cale

"I think I require the services of a healer." For sure, the best Non-richard quote

Oh, hi everyone!

i also must go with the I LICK YOU! quote i went around saying that to all my friends after i read it haha

Another funny one is

"I didnt catch that last part?"

"And why is he trying to eat my leg?"

"Why this chicken moving? I so hungry..."

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"That was more out of irritation than necessity wasn't it?"

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Does the "Was your father a frog or did your mother have a thing for reptiles?" quote count as being Richard's, because he was using a ventriloquism spell?

Yaaaaaaaaaannnnno.. i think it is--not. Well, yes. And no. I don't know.

Oh, I kinda saw it coming before, but now that I saw the punch line, this quote is up there:

"Quiet Pinky. There are undercurrents here."

Definitely liking Krunch. If he is one of the brothers, bet he's the scholar.

I'm going to have to go with "She's not to clear on the concept of evil, is she?"

Mine would have to be "And they say Chivalry is dead..." -Benny

My favorite is "What was in this bag before me?"

"that was more out of irritation than necessity, wasn't it?" - Cale. That made me lol.

I dunno I always liked "Can I have fire rock?"
But anything Tim says is hilarious

"Chicken?"
"CHICKEN!"

I want Tim back...

"Greetings."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Hehe, owned.

If not, I go with, "I lick you."

"Save the chicken, Tim! Save the chicken!" -Cale