Started to Scorpion King becuase I was horribly bored.. .turned it off in five minutes.

I understand that a bow is a powerfull weapon, but it was just unbelievably stupid that it would blow a guy THROUGH a stone wall.


It wasn't cool or heroic, or unlikely.. at was DUMB!

Alexander. Yeah, i am not going within a thousand yards of that movie again.

Epic movie is my anthrax...and bewitched my arsenic.

The Sword and the Sorcerer (I believe its called), though I managed to watch it the entire way through, possibly due to my being too tired to get up out of bed to shut it off.. it was just horrible, so bad in fact that I probably contemplated suicide several times during the course of the movie.

Dragon wars and jumper. To very bad movies, Jumper was just chalked full of plot holes and Dragon wars just sucked out right on almost every possible category except for special effects. That movie is not worthy enough to have the word dragon put next to it!

House of the Dead 2

That movie just killed everything that I ever liked about zombie movies... I had to watch some Romero movies before I could restore my fate in the zombie movies.

I was really annoyed that they ruin Dragon wars....IT had nothing to do with dragons hardly at all...JUST a BIG SNAKE turning into a dragon which was stupid. It hardly show dragons at all so i have no idea why they use the name Dragon

Every single Coca Cola Zero commercial so far.

The Dungeons and Dragons movie. (not the cartoon versions of the 80's. I sulked for hours when I couldn't find them anymore in the stores.)

Scary Movie 3

You dare diss the polar bears! HAVE AT THEE!

It's not out here yet but I'm going to claim Wanted.

From a comic about a secret organisation of super-villains ruling our universe into a show about secret assassins who kill people to save millions of lives.

Why would you even pretend they're related?

Tim and Eric awesome show.


I- I just can't look at it.

http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/1424259...OTS_042408.html

That.

If you want to look at it like that, you might as well add the Bourne series to your list. The movies were nothing like the books except for the fact that an agent had amnesia. Edit: I did love the movies even though they should have had a different title.

I don't think I saw more than 5 minutes of Lost in Translation, and I couldn't stand 2 minutes of the TV show "Stressed Eric" (late 90s)

Pulse... Ohmigawd, the dead come through to eat use alive... through our TECHNOLOGY! ...Don't use a cell phone kids, your great aunt Muriel might come out and chew your head off. Oh, by the way, be sure not to remove the bright red duct tape on your windows. It keeps them out... I think...

Aha, they made fun of this in Forgetting Sarah Marshal.

Yes. *hisss* I HATE that show. They are totally ruining AS with their live action crap.

Many people would disagree with me about this, seeing as how it won awards and all, but I absolutely couldn't stand The English Patient. *facepalm* It was dull beyond belief. I really, really hated it.

I saw the Golden Coumpass in theatres. By the time the movie was over (Before the actual ending of the book - Not that I mind) I was ready to stomp up to the projector room and take an axe to that projector.

EDIT:
Is that 50 cent beating up Iraqui insurgents or something? What the fuck?

Anything spongebob. And for the record- I've never been the one to turn it on... It was always someone else in the group. /facepalm

And yeah, that golden compass movie was.... unique. I remarked to my date at the end that it probably would have been GREAT if we had been high.

Doom, I was hungover when I watched it and had lost the remote, so I watched it all, hated it all, and wish that I was still drunk so maybe beer goggles would improve it.

I wish I could have turned the Eregon movie off... but I was in a theater =(

yeah it was bad. Debbie does Dallas, that is a bad movie even by the standards of todays porno. Stag films of the day had actual stories that made sense and have half decent dialogue.

Winning awards doesn't count for as much as it should.


Yeah. Everybody knows that being gangsta and street is the best way to combat terrorism.


I enjoyed it. It was hilarious.

Not as funny as the Resident Evil movie. I watched that with a cousin and even sober, it was fantastic.

The last real life epic fail that I had to stop was that last girl I was with. She was so very bad at everything that I just picked up my clothes and left my own dorm room.

I didn't want to shut it off but rip off the freak en tarp cause there where NO FUCKING DWARFS!

Oh, man. That REALLY sucks.

tim and eric show great job..it's disgusting, squidbillies, the dragon lance movie...sooooooooo upset, no country for old men...wow what a TERRIBLE ending.

Just a few.

Once saw a show on MTV... Called "Dirty Sanchez." So disgusting to me that I switched off in 2 minutes.

The worst thing is that she is hung up on me so her friend wouldn't sleep with me and we are rather interested in eachother.

Did she make it so dry for you?

hahahaha not to much as limp fished me and complained about not liking being on top. I would have been better off with a hole in the wall.

I'm not familiar with the term "limp fish" as referring to anything other than a handshake. Although, if a guy has a "limp fish", I wouldn't want to be on top either.

And she hung up on you when you wanted to sleep with her friend...So far I'm seeing the 'epic fail' on your part here. Just my two cents. Call me crazy.

No, he means, from what I gather at least, is that she is still trying to get with him and her friend is doing the loyal thing and won't touch him even though him and the friend are interested in each other. It's just like man law. I'm not allowed to touch the girl my buddy is after. Unless I was Chuck Norris.

I think perhaps "dead fish" was the term he was searching for.

The pejorative implication being that she's cold, unmoving and smells [faintly] of fish.

Ah, lovely.

And yes, applies to any situation - if you date the one girl, you don't get to date her best friend or her sister. Tough luck. You picked the wrong one. Better luck next time.

Just look at MST3K, horrible, eye spooning, suicide inducing movies that all probably utterly failed in the box office, or skipped directly to video, if that was even possible in the 1900s. I'd have to say making fun of their cheesy dialouge, story, characters, effects, and names actually honored the piece of crap directors, more than they deserved, but the show is damn hilarious, so I forgive them.

Other than that, I really only spend my well-earned time on worth while movies, hard to catch me watching stuff I'd rather not unless its one of those cheesy kids movies, and my choices are either watching it or sleeping.

Eragon movie.

(Zoran, they had dwarves in the books. The cavern was full of dwarves. Check it again. Please?)

Squidbillies. GAH.

Doom. Horrid. NESS. WTF. DEMONS?!?!?!?!

Music video for The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars; yes, emo band, whatever, I tend to like their music UNTIL THIS VIDEO CAME UP. WTF. [spoiler]WHAT WAS WITH THE BEAR IN THE COSTUME AND THE GUY AND THE OTHER GUY!![/spoiler] If anybody here's seen the vid, you'll understand that.

Nick Kids' Choice Awards '08. Why, you ask? DRAKE BELL IS A FREAKIN POSER. He's trying to pull the Johnny Depp look.

RV. I just... I just can't stand it.

I couldn't finish Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury. Such a horrible storyline and what shitty animation.

I am a 20 year old in college, and a hook up is a hook up. As for her friend and I we both understand that the other girl is interested in me so we are going to wait.


Limp fish is the term I've familur with on this side of tha Pasific.

Given the context and my inferences, I imagine that he didn't call the girl and ask to speak to the room-mate.

My guess would be that the annoyance stems from the fact that they were on the phone when the "fail" girl hung up the phone that was in use.


It's less pejorative than my expression so my expression is better.

Well what ever a person calls it, it means the same thing.

No it doesn't.

A great deal of language - part that foreigners have trouble adjusting to - is connotations. In dictionary definitions, both fine and good are very similar but in subtextual meaning they are notably different. After all, if you're only "fine" then something must be wrong.

The words we choose make every difference.

I turned my screen off because Verbose argues. =D

Last night, I turned off the commercial for GTA4. HOW DO PEOPLE THINK IT'S GOOD!? I mean really, it's the same game over and over with graphic changes!

Breakfast of Champions was the only movie to make me want to simultaneously rip my eyeballs from their sockets and set myself on fire... It was an extremely painful film.

You sir, are incorrect. Yes, the Graphics are different. And yes, the storyline is similar (New guy to the city, gotta make a name for himself, etc etc.) BUT everything else is entirely different. They redid everything, all mechanics of the game are reworked from the ground up. Driving feels more real; and the controls are reworked. Running, aiming, fighting, doing ANYTHING is reworked. They've added a buddy system, you can do missions whenever the hell you want by calling people on your cellphone, you can access Multiplayer with 15 online games through your cellphone (which are really, really fun, btw). Basically GTA4 replaces GTA3 as the New Hulk movie replaces the previous one. Completely forgotten, yet oh so much better.

((And yes, I do admit there are a few things about the game I don't like.))

But that Commercial does get annoying...Then again, what commercial doesn't?

I havent played it yet but the thing that bugs me is they are calling it GTA 4. I mean come on, it is the ninth game in the series, the six original story in the series, and takes place in the city from the third game. How can they call it four?

See, you're making the same mistake I did in interpreting his sentence. I saw 'hung up' and thought phone too, then I reread it. What he's saying is the girl he dumped still has feelings for him, but he now wants to bang her friend. The friend is refusing to sleep with him because she doesn't want to hurt fish girl.

(I've heard the expression cold fish to describe an aloof, withdrawn, uncommunicative sort of person. It's funny how some expressions get changed up from place to place, person to person. As far as I know, limp fish is what you get from people who have no idea how to give a firm handshake.)

You're not the only one.
Take the message from Casablanca and say the complete opposite and that's the English Patient. Only Casablanca was also funny with good acting. Even English Patient's beautiful cinematography and music wasn't enough to save it from being unbearable.

I was never going out with the girl, it was a hook up, sex only but she is taking it a step farther by wanting a relationship. Her friend and I see this and are off limits to eachother until september.

Time limit huh? That doesnt sound good. Girls tend to move on if you dont jump on them quick, figuratively speaking.