I'm not much of a forum goer myself, I hate sitting down and typing out a message to the masses, with no real person to talk to, just a crowd. Always makes me feel stupid. Anyways, I was wondering.

"Will there be a LFG chat room in the near future?"

THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT FORUMS BUT MY FRIENDS GOT ME INTO IT AND I DO THINK THAT THERE MIGHT BE AN LFG CHAT ROOM IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE I AM PHYSIC

I do believe an IRC channel has been set up. I'm not sure of where it's at, I'd have to find the information but I'll post when I get it.

Ask and you shall receive M'lady

Out IRC chat channel info!

The caps lock key is not your friend, I don't care what lies he's told you.

I'm really beginning to think it's broken. From what I can tell EVERY FREAKIN POST of his has been in all caps. This newcommer either needs to be kindly warned or reminded of his mistake.

Keeping things civil is for everyone

G!

...awww... stop narcin on the mods....
as much fun as it is....

Thats what I meant, of course.

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ooookkkkk....

Tell you what. Next person that doesnt like us enforcing the rules and trying to keep this civil can go play in their own private sand box for 3 days.

Don't criticize what we do. We're tired of putting out fires that some of you keep trying to create. I don't feed trolls. I kill em. Then roast em.

mmmmm cooked troll....

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*urge to resist authority rising...*

*hides behing Kayhynn* Yeah! You tell em big sis!

Basically : what she said.

I'm resisting the urge to raise your warning level to 100%

*smiles sweetly* I'm not authority. I'm the BITCH. And you're my little bitch.

And for future refernce...BITCH in all caps = Beautiful Individual That causes Hardons.

Awww.... now I WANNA flame someone. And for no real reason, too...

*makes generic criticisms of Kay*

*lights a fire beneath Jimmy* teach a man to make a fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his days.....set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.......

...no matter how short it will be....


FWOOOOOOOM

*whimper*

I'll be good...

So far, we've been good. Remember that I'm the good cop. Kayhynn is the bad cop AND the naughty cop. Be bad and she'll get medieval on your ass, be good and... well... just Maybe

Damn straight. Midevil. RAWR.

Sticks and stones break my bones but whips and chains excite me

OOOooooOOOhhhhH...
lolz, ill leave that to my GF, Kay...

Bump that: I'm single.

I'm not.

And even if I was, I'd say I'm not.

Dang. I guess I shall be single for... um... longer. Ish.

AHAHahahahahahaaaaa......
oh...umm ..i mean im sorry(?)
well no not really, but *erm*

You do realize Anom, that your hand does -not- count as a girlfriend right?

Kayhynn 1 Anom 0

neither do your -chains- kay...
anon 1 Kay 1

bring it on!

I dont need chains baby. Besides....chains are long and thin...and I dont like long and thin. And they're cold. So much nicer to have a living....

*smiles sweetly* You gotta refine your barbs dear. You're still at 0.

Sucking up aside: she's right. That sucked.

Much as it pains me to agree with Kay on something.... seriously man, that was weak sauce. I think you're actually at -1 after that.

Maybe he's just really emphatic about his opinion?


I'll be in my bunk.


Yeah, you could have at least implied that she had a sexual relationship with me.

I'm self-aware enough to realise that's an insult.

I already got on Kay's semi-bitchtazzled nerves, but I'm thinking this could be the beginning of a BEAUTIFUL relationship.

Like love-hate one.

But hate-hate. Hate-hate hate really unnecessary hate hate-hate-hate.

P.S. Hate-hate.

I love love-hate relationships....because I love to hate people

Then you'll love me!

But I dont hate you yet.

Give it time. He seems hateable enough to me.

I don't know. I've met more hateable.

Besides, hate-hate relationships have the best sex. We all know it.

I was going to point out that your hateable, but I've suddenly decided against it.

I'd like to retract my statement about hate-hate sex and its relation to the best at sex.

Dead-dead, when it works, is much better.

Edit:

Does this mean you love me? Because I can work with that.

My...My poor topic! Invaded by trolls, and then the imperial fist that is the Mods came and trampled my hardly earned seed.

What fruit will never blossom?
Anyways, thank you for answering my question, sorry for not trying to root through the pages of history to find it.

I'm not a troll. How insulting.

I'm an abtsract-poster.

/kneel

Will you marry me?

/boggle

I doubt she will marry you, but im sure she will let you buy her gifts.

Oh, wouldnt that be a good relationship.

*looks around, confissioned* (<- You are on my cool list if you know what that means)

Maybe I should stop listening to Tool when I come onto the forums.

Fuzzy Handcuffs!

Can I be on your cool list anyway?

I'm sorta in an engagement or i would accept. But that doesnt stop you from showering me with gifts and attempting to change my mind.

Polygamy!

No, wait, that would make illicit sex legitimate. But if there is no marriage, then all sex becomes legitimate by proxy.

This is a conundrum.

You're putting way too much thought into this.

I have not uncovered a solution yet, so clearly I'm not putting enough thinking on the subject.

The solution is blatantly obvious. Spend enough on gifts, wines, and just straight out bribery to lure her out of her engagement. Preferably when the poor shmuck is already at the altar, for maximum hilarity.

No, not that. Clearly Kay is like most women in that regard - she'll gleefully take your gifts but you won't get a committment. Only kinky, kinky sex.

My issue is that forbidding sex stops people from having it, but encouraging it makes it acceptable and not perverted. Doing nothing accomplishes nothing, so I need to figure out how to maximise perverted sex while minimising no-sex or legit-sex.

And this is a bad thing because....?