Alright, I noticed that everyone was complaining because the LFG character quiz did pretty much suck, and everyone was talking about making a better one. So, being the grammatical genius and cunning linguist that I am, I thought that I would instigate our new thread. I really don't believe that a quiz about a group can be made accurately by anything but a group effort, so let us pool together as a community and make one.
To make one, we're going to need a good number of questions, some character descriptions, and, of course, a clever way of phrasing those questions so we don't exacerbate anybody's sense of self worth. I'll lead us off with the descriptin of my favorite character and our first question.
Richard: As lord of the thirteen hells, you have quite a reputation to uphold. But underneath the chipmunk necromancy, the fire-starting, the pillaging, and of course, the baby eating, you still think that Cale needs to learn how to get over his annoying self righteousness. Destruction and mayhem are nice, but you still prefer wholesale mass slaughter. And remember, it's not the size of the fwoosh, it's how you use it.
Question #1
As you walk through an old forest, you notice an old man struggling along the road with a load of timber. What do you do?
1. Offer to carry the load a distance.
2. Lift them by magic, and carry them for a gold piece.
3. Pick them up and throw them down the road a ways. You have places to go, you don't have time to backtrack.
4. Set them on fire, and laugh before stealing his wallet. And his shoes.
5. Carry them because you were told.
6. Watch him, and then just keep walking. Why do you care anyway?