QUOTE(Eternal wanderer @ Mar 13 2008, 09:42 AM) [snapback]174034[/snapback]
To the unknown soldier:
You had no life, you had no family,
You only had one choice, you joined the military.
They gave you food, they gave you a purpose,
in exchange, all they wanted was your service.
You saw one of your brothers savaged by an elf,
That brutal murderer, his head was gonna rest on your shelf.
Too bad you were stopped though, isn't it a pity,
You were about to get savaged by a bone loving kitty.
May he rest in peace.
*Shift scene to a tavern, 15 guys are at a table celebrating*
Guy 1: Man, I can't believe John Smith's getting married tomorrow!
Guy 2: So, where is he anyway? It's not like him to be late for his stag party.
Guy 3: Oh, you know he works in the prison guard, they sometimes work late. But it's a testament to our friend John that so many of his buddies showed up in his honor! There's a lot of love in this tavern.
Innkeeper: 'Scuse me, I have a message for you guys.
*Guy 5 reads the message*
Guy 3: What's it say?
Guy 5: Guys...John's not coming...he's dead...
Guy 4: What? How!?
Guy 5: ...he was mauled to death by a wild, savage, bone-loving panther...
Guys (upset): Oh no, oh my God, etc.
Guy 5: All right, to Smittie!
*Everyone raises their glasses*
Guys: To Smittie!