Okay, put in coin and figure out what you get from the next person, i'll start.

*puts in coin*

You get a bouncy ball/chewing-gum. You figgure out if you should eat it or bounce it.

*puts in coin*

you get a life, but it gets stolen by an MMORPG.

*puts in coin*

The machine jams, eats your coin while you get nothing.

*Gets a repairman.*

You get surprise butt sex



*puts in coin*

You get a lickable sofa.

*coined!*

you get Enzyte



*coinage*

You get a purple plaid elephant.

*coined!*

You get a:POKE TO THE EYE!

*Coins it*

you get a paper bug

*coined!*

You get your coin back and some candy

all it cost was a bit of trust


*coin

you get a tank that is also a cat

*coined!*

You get Irony!



*throws coin into slot!

You get a hearty laugh and a pat on the shoulder from the coolest guy on the forum.

*coined!*

but i didnt give him a pat on the shoulder!

you get 20 lashes

*coinage!*

That probably means that you're not the coolest guy on the forum.

Anywho.

You get (Resists saying AIDS/HIV as it might be offencive, therefore I expect no one else to use it.) your wallet back, though it's lacking some money.

*Coins it!*

you get Captin kirk


coin

you get crabs, and a nice little cage to the shelled buggers in
(thought i meant the STD didnt you?)
*coins the f outta it*

you get respect

*coins it to hell*

you get a free pass to hell

do not pass go
do not collect $200

coin insert

coin rejected

*inserts better coin

you get blue ribbin viniger dog food

*inserts coin

PLAY THE GAME DAMNIT

sorry i keep forgeting (its genetic)

but anywho
you get ryan seacrest

insert coin

hmm, i wonder what i could do with him...

You get angst!

Inserts coin

you get the The Malevolent Evil of Demonic Doom

coin

you get an obi won kinobi costume


puts in coin

you get a bootleged copy of american gangster

puts in coin

You get a "Get out of Jail Free"-card.

*Coined!*

you get a paper that says that you should go to jail
ha, now you re the one who needs the card

*inserts coins*

A really dorky nerd jumps out of the vending machine and sneezes on you.

Jason puts in a coin the size of a truck tire.

The machine jams. What did you expect when you put a tire in the slot? So you get nothing.

*Waits for a repairman.*

you get a repairman

coinage

A monkey with a rattle jumps out.

Jason puts in an aluminum foil coin.

You get arrested by mall police, *inserts quarter

You only get a regular chewing-gum. You cheap bastard.

*Coins it!*

Darth Vader comes and steals the soda that comes out of the vending machine.

Jason puts in a gold coin after getting away from the mall police.

You get Streetlight Manifesto, good one.

*coined!*

You get the meaning of life.

Jason throws in a coin with a voodoo doll on it.

You get a Spanish Inquisition. Didn't expect that, did you?

*Coins it, over and over again.*

you get communist manifesto

*two dollar bills it!

You get a voodoo kick in the testicles

*coined!*

A voodoo doll of you pops out but Jason takes it.

Jason puts in an invisible quarter.

You get an invisible nudie-picture.

*Coins it to hell!*

A voodoo doll of MrEasterband pops out but once again Jason takes it.

Jason throws a coin with his own face on it into the machine.

*Police comes and takes you away for stealing voodoo dolls before you can get your price*
*Takes the chocolate that Geohound Jason was supposed to get, and gest his voodoo doll back*

*Coins it to hell!*

you get a halfling

coin

you get the one ring and become constipated (or gay you chose)


coinified

you get a light saber and poke your eye out.

MY COIN!!!