I'm not too sure how I feel on this vital issue. Please help me decide.

I imagine it'd be an out-right no if I was a man. When I want to do some hand-to-gland combat I don't want to be playing ring toss.

Go for a cyborg arm; donuts are good.

No.

Straight up no.

No! One reason, and one reason only. You eat donuts! You don't shoot them, you eat them. It's as simple as that!

You shoot the donuts onto a plate, then you eat them! Endless supply of donuts!

Hellsa no. If you have a cyborg arm that shoots stuff, why not bullets? (or at least pies)

Consider the fact that you could shoot Berliners like hollowpoints

that explode in a delicious jelly mushrooming effect

and constantly smelling like a funnel cake booth




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acetaminophen, bed rest and plenty of fluids.

Also more gun-arms that fire donuts.

Creme or jelly filled?

The doughnuts are freshly baked, warm, plain doughnuts, but there are attachments you can purchase to stick on your doughnut gun arm that will make the doughnuts glazed, chocolate frosted, powdered or even cinnamon. Nobody has yet perfected a cream-filled doughnut gun add-on.

dude a donut shooting arm? you'd never have trouble with the cops.

As interesting a skill as this would be to have, I can think of a few drawbacks.

For example, fat people would be constantly bothering you in the hopes that you would shoot them.

I think it would depend on the type of donut you could shoot, plus maybe you could hit people with stale donuts.

Gotta be Krispy Kreme or nothing.

I still say, why shoot it when you can eat it?

Sounds like it can be made into a kids book, like captin underpants.

Yes but if you are in a exceptionally cruel mood... shoot the donuts out of their reach, so they would have to lose weight to get there (insert evil laugh here) .

Edit: Oh and muffin? Love the Wright avatar.

I'd have to say no, Seeing as I'd already have an Arm that fires cannon balls and ball bearings like shotgun pellets

Good reason to buy doughnuts, and when your fitness trainer asks you why you've been getting fatter you have plausible deniability.

I vote yes.

EDIT: and for hand-to-hand combat, you can smack them up with the barrel of the gun.

So you'd be cursing them and giving them a boon at the same time? Excellent idea!

Sorry, but I like having two hands. Only one would make it hard to type.

What if you got to shoot donuts from a cannon built into your chest instead?

Then where would your lungs and heart go?

Um... you could keep one in your right shoe and the other in your left?

The important thing is shooting the donuts! Breathing is a luxury.

...Ok... then why not just buy a donut machine. And then throw the donuts if you want to use them as a projectile. It would hell of a lot cheaper!

Only if it's lightweight and portable. And it would need to be a Machine of Endless Donuts, so you would never run low on ammo.

Wouldn't that be the same for a gun (Chest/Arm-gun) that fires donuts?

Yeah, that's right. I'm questioning the logics of fantasy. Sue me!

Yes, the same rules would have to apply to the arm-gun and chest-cannon as well. It shouldn't run out of donuts! It would be terrible to be in the middle of a shoot out and to just have a hollow puff of powdered sugar come out of the barrel.

You, my friends, are CREEPY.

Thus, I like you.

Terrible, yes, but hilarious.

And if it DOES run out of donuts, it would be really hard to reload. I can only imagine it... *Imagines*

Unless you're Homer Simpson?

We would have to find a way to reduce the donuts to a chemical formula, and inject the formula into your donut-gun arm. Or chest. Then the formula could mingle with your blood and force your body to create new donuts.

Good old science!

I believe you forgot a certain adjective that rhymes with "bad" in there.

That too. *insert maniacal laughter here*

I do love to bring in biology in to these kind of things... With a donut formula in your blood system, your blood sugar would be of the sharts...

Who do we test the protoype on?

Unless, of course, it used the sugar fast enough to keep your blood sugar at a normal level. Maybe when the formula is exposed to the air, it becomes donuts. Thus, it could constantly be storing donut-formula in the fuel tank. You would just have to fire off a donut or two every once in a while to keep from overloading.

With great power comes great responsibility. And heart attacks.



Yes! Brilliant!



A hungry young volunteer with more ambition than brains!

Uhm, guys. We have a problem.

We were seeking the weapon of ultimate destruction, yet fount the solution to world's hunger.

We can do better.

Well, we found the human race's ultimate distruction. An endless, self-supplying amount of donuts. A lot of people will be toof at to move. Society will cease to exist as we know it, and those not fat enough to squash their hearts inside their chests will live on to recreate the world. With donuts.

I see no downside.

Doughnuts will be the end of us all!

*facepalm* Drat!

Although the donut-injection does offer very little by means of actual nutritional value.

I would think that something that can create ininate amounts of donuts would solve the hunger problem... But the obesity problem would get even worse...

I hate it when posts get skipped because they're the end of a page and people are posting at the same time! I shake my virtual fist at thee, fate!

The end of the world. I'd always hoped I might have a hand in it somehow.

Does one need a liscense for these donut-guns, or can anyone have one?

That's up to The Man, man.

I hope they invent a donut-gun silencer.

Which also squirts jelly filling.

A propos, obesity...

Some people, myself included, can eat everything and stay at 70 kg.

Yay fast metabolisms! There are also those that do not like to overindulge, those with willpower, and those that do not like doughnuts.

These will be the heralds of the new age. The Hyperactives, the Small-Stomachs, the Mind-Over-Matters, and the Heretics. It will be a new age, an age of epic. Epic, and dougnuts.

*sniffle* That's so beautiful!

Well thought decision, Donuts?...mmm