You get 90 million dollars to build your own lair. What do you create?

Why, a Citadel from which to dominate whatever I want, of course!

whats in your citadel? and Were is it?

Hmmm...... I'd have to say a metalic underwater dome of solitude, 16 inch thick steel with 20 different rooms filled with farms, plants, animals, game systems, PC with internet, electricity, a sort of waterwheel thing for extra energy, and an extra thick elevator to the of my base, where you can exit to my warboat. I can have over 5 different families visit me at a time and MY family can live there as well, i will give more details as asked.

I only get 90 million dollars?

That's not enough to build myself a giant space station with a HUGE Lazer, escape pods, force fields, oxygen and water regenerators, defencive lazers against incomming attacks and unidintified objects, a snack bar, nuklear reactors and weapons, EMPs, a comfy armchair for myslef, a bar... And a Moat!

Yes, I know. A space station can't have a moat, but my space station will!

A giant colliseum-esque building, wherein the only way in is through a ladder leading up to a door opening into a ledge going around with open arc windows to a door I can lock, bolt, and bar from the inside at NE, with both of the adjacent windows filled with concrete, and machine gun turrets placed at North, South, East, and West, and sniper emplacements at NE, NW, SE, and SW (Wherein the sniper emplacement at NE would be next to the concrete windows) Inside, there will be a giant stairway sloping down to reach the middle, which would be about 1x1 acres, with a patch of farmland and a well on one half, and on the other half a fortified house. At all the points of the compass on the sloping stairway, there are doors leaving into 90x90 feet rooms, each with some assortment of bladed weapons, ranged weapons, close range but not necessarily bladed weapons, large artillery and ammo. Oh, and it's in Kansas. Lots of space there.

surprise MrEasterband! You just won a free space station with with a HUGE Lazer, escape pods, force fields, oxygen and water regenerators, defencive lazers against incomming attacks and unidintified objects, a snack bar, nuklear reactors and weapons, EMPs, a comfy armchair for you, a bar... And a Moat!

Woot! I just hope I have to pay extra tax for it...

I just realized, i CAN have an underwater moat. it is a globe of molten iron, kept hot by heaters at select positions, i have a control to open up a submarine sized hloe in it.

after a few more lairs im going to give out lair awards! you will be rated on,

defense
style
location
and impressiveness (how cool it would look from the outside)

there will be 1st 2nd and 3rd places. get those lairs out there!

Mine would look like this:


And like I said before. It has a HUGE Lazer, escape pods, force fields, oxygen and water regenerators, defensive lazers against incomming attacks and unidintified objects, a snack bar, nuklear reactors and weapons, EMPs, a comfy armchair for myself, a bar and a moat (Just a circular tube of water around it, for looks, might also confuse my enemies attack plans, since they have to put in a moat in their attack plans aswell). I think that I will thow in a big bed, highly advanced spy technology and survailence, a pool with sharks that has lazer beams on their heads (I have to dispose my captured enemies somewhere), a wine cellar, luxury penthouse, balcony (Yes I know that it's in space, which makes a balcony so much cooler!), beartraps and Cable TV...

alright... your bill comes to 98,035,542,259 dollars.

I'll do a Paint Pic, dont get yo hopes up.

don't worry I've got an imagination

Hey! I got the Space Staton with the HUGE Lazer, escape pods, force fields, oxygen and water regenerators, defensive lazers against incomming attacks and unidintified objects, snack bar, nuklear reactors and weapons, EMPs, comfy armchair , bar and moat for free!

The rest shouldn't cost more than 20 Millions...

I create a crystal ball, in which it informs the posters here that this -should- have been started in the Games and Entertainment forum, not in the General Discussion forum because this, really is a game.

The crystal ball also tells you that this is going to be locked as a warning again, not to create games like this in the GD forum.

you are more than welcomed to create it again in the correct forum.

Cheers.

Hmmm....
Nobody expects what nobody expects, so my lair would be a simple two-story Tudor in Michigan. Of course, it would have the ultimate entertainment system in the *coughsecrethiddenlairwithinalaircough* basement, fromw hich I would be able to do whatever I please...