Flame Warriors is an art series by Mike Reed as all old as the Internet itself that analyzes the different types of personalities you will find on the internet and even gives you insight on how to deal with them. Which flame warrior depiction is your favorite, most hated and What type of flame warrior do you think you are?

I see myself as a Godzilla more often than not, this is my highest post count on any forum, and I typically only post on forums one or two days of the week so I am like a monster that comes out of nowhere crushes everything in sight then disappears . My favorite flame warrior is Cyder Sisters and the flame warrior I hate the most is Lamer

*update* list with more art courtesy of Taz. http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/

I actually saw that for the first time last week... And the thing is, it is near impossible to determine what Flame Warrior you yourself are, so...

...THE OTHER PEOPLE HERE SHALL DECIDE FOR YOU!

EDIT: You and Penther/Me have been Duelists recently...

EDIT EDIT: Lisa is the personification of Strumpet.

I asked what you see yourself as not what you are. of course the way you see others and the way you see yourself are very different.

I am not a duelist. Its common knowledge I hate penth's guts but atleast I took the moderators advise and put him on my ignore list, atleast I am trying.

I can't really figure out... It would help if I knew who I think I am...

You could just be a Netizen. Not everyone is a flame warrior.


Netizen
1. n. A citizen of cyberspace.

But Frankly, I am in the top 20 posters... Definately not the normal netizen...

I think I might be Evil Clown. I don't think i'm that bad, though.

I think I may be Jekyl and Hyde... I can be nice sometimes, but some days, I'm a real Jerk.

I'm probably a composite of the Philosopher and the Evil Clown.

But then, few people accurately match any single group completely.

Probably with a bit of Kung-Fu warrior thrown in too.

David was rebel leader

Yeah, well... I think I'm Admin... not sure why

I think I am closest to an Eagle Scout (am one in RL). Is that good or bad?

Post count only counts toward one flame warrior title and it isn't a good one.

Like i was already said in a past thread, im the evil clown. 100%

The avatar with the evil looking clown was a dead give away.

I'm "god"

Nuff said.

So, should we hearken unto you?

I have been worshiped and am still worshiped by others in the past.

Ye, harken unto me and ye will have riches beyond imagination.**





**Imagination is bound to my definition, not yours. If it exceeds my imagination (yes, I make the rules) then it has gone beyond imagination. Terms and conditions apply. See your rules and regulations for being a follower of Kayhynn pamphlet before proceeding

I always imagined if there was a god it would be an overly-critical judgmental asexual deviant bean counter.

Back to the topic though, which are your most hated/favorite flame warriors in the collection.

I'm a moderator here and admin on many other forums. I can safely say the following.

I hate them all equally. I don't discriminate.

Even the eagle scout? Not all them are bad.

Also if you are God and God is a flame warrior, doesn't that mean you hate yourself?


lqtm

No, you misunderstand.

I -am- God.



Yes, for those who are going to tell me I'm going to go to hell for this, I am on the list anyhow...what does it matter now?

Hell is defined as being away from god by many, if you are god is that possible and what do you say to people that say you have the wrong equipment to be god?

Ye can still repent for ye'r sins! Rejoice, and be reborn, child! (Religious humor is fun.)


Hell is infinite isolation and loneliness. Of course it's possible she's God! It's just not very likely. As for the "wrong equipment" so would a man. If we're talking of the Jewish/Christian God, God is neither man nor woman, so it disqualifies all humans.

Nothing suits me

As far as I can tell.

Not everyone is a flame warrior.

I can fix that

I'll make my own.

If making one was an option you would be a fanboi.

My favorite that I saw (of various reasons) was the artful dodger, deacon, garble, howlers, loopy, and profundus maximus.

I see myself as Duelist, Ferrous Cranus, Lonely Guy, and/or Target.

I don't have a particular least favorite, I guess all of them can be hated in some way...

I see myself as the archivist.


...And here I thought you were Nettiquette Nazi.


...What about hermaphrodites?

Wow, that's what I was going to say!

Huh. It's anonymous, you're a nettiquette nazi now

resisting... correctional... urges...

*huff puff
this is hard! -_-

I know, I made that mistake on purpose. And it really doesn't do anything if you say that you're resisting the urge.

im not sure what i am. but i know i can be stone deaf... but i usaly dont role very far. what do you guys think i am? dont worry since i asked for it i wont be insulted.

This forum has allot of Deacons and you are one of them.

Actually, Penther is the only Deacon I've seen. Maybe you too.

I liked big dog, thats me

I was about to go into a diatribe about how Hela, the "goddess of hell" or Hades, "God of the underworld" Aka hell..etc etc etc.....but realized it's not worth the time.

God/Goddess/Whatever...it's all the same thing. It's an entity.

Bah, the Deacon is a "Repent or else!" kind of person. I'm nowhere near that, nor have I ever been. Sure, I'm religious, but I've never pushed it.

Wow, good thing I quit that job counting beans.


I wouldn't have said so.

to the one who said they "thought" i was a netiquetti nazi

See what happens when you think?

Bad things?

Bah, thinking is for people...

Puppies?

Puppies happen every time a woman masturbates. Get it right.

I thought every time a woman masturbates she uses up all the hot water, or am I the only person here with a roommate that has a private shower nozzle?

Think you're the only one iwth a roomate and a shower nozzle.

I tried to get a shower nozzle to be my roommate once but it didn't work out.

They kept leaving half-eaten tubs of yogurt around. It was disgusting.

Oh Verby-Kins Mcsnuggllebunny, you are so funny!