<3 the comic.

Comic <3 you!

I think that someone who doesn't <3 the comic doesn't deserve to be here.

I tried to <3 the comic and now I'm all sticky...

I didn't lead up to the <3 of the comic...now I'm just bloody. And ashamed

I've found that the comic appreciates a candlelit dinner to set the mood, then the <3in.

You guys are weird.

*sniff* That's... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...

Did I mention Disturbing too?

Everyone here loves the comic... just don't try to -make- love to the comic, it's made of sharp edges of pain and slicing. Not to mention, Richard doesn't want anyone staining his robes.

and Painfully graphic

have to ask a stupid question

Is your name taken from Judge Ghis of the Archaedian Army of FF12?

NOT FAIR! The guy posted once and got acknowledged by sohmer Himself!

You're just jealous that the great Gods of the comic have not spoken to you. Kneel worm before the Gods and beg forgiveness!

*groveling*
im so sorry master...

STOP SNIVELING WRETCH!!!

I'm sorry, I've just always wanted to say that.

its ok...we all go insane due to the wants for power eventually...i forgive you...

I think we have to refer back to the diamond-plated prostitutes ...

Not if we want to keep what remains of our lingering sanity we dont.

Ofcourse, I dont want that useless sanity.

Refer on!

No. It's my actual name. I'm french Canadian and named Ghislain... see? Ghis-lain, Ghis-lord Huh?

Well someone has to. Sure not gonna be anyone that knows him at all. Good to see the comic stepping up.

Actually, I didn't even need to post to get acknowledgement. Everytime someone thinks of ownage they know its me owning.

CS:S Zombie Mod Ownage

I plan to make more movies when I get a new rig. Can't run fraps and play at the same time too easily.

Someone talks a big game, but they're not nearly as articulate as I am. Besides, with all the ego (amongst other things; seedy things) flying around here, someone's liable to get hurt.

I hope it's me. It's been too long.

*throws her insanely small yet horrendously sharp ego at Verbose*

There ya go.

Meh. You throw like a girl.

I wonder why...

My ego is far more deadly... it's nonexistent. So when it strikes, you won''t be able to feel a thing as your own ego is slowly devoured to fuel my own depression.

ph33r teh 3G0

Pardon me?
Apparently someone's not familiar with The Network...

Christ, there's a network now? What happened to the good ol' days when people we didn't like were taken around back and beaten over the head?

I said she threw like a girl.

Being that she is (one assumes) a girl, she can't throw any other way.

Hello? Who? What?

I haven't been able to pull of flying, yet. I keep failing to miss the ground. Does that make me liable for my own injuries?

That's it! I'm suing myself for pain and suffering. Lord knows, I have enough to go around.

My comment was more of a sperm joke, but that works too.

Sperm jokes are like the sperm themselves. Out of 1,000,000 only one will make a human smile.

The other 999,999 will make everyone freak out because they're not ready for kids?

Oh yeah, and Angelina Jolie will have the insatiable urge to eat them.

The kids, I mean.

I don't think you really needed to specify. Nobody's surprised either way.

Yeah, there's just more paperwork involved if it's children.

Is that a sad thing, or a happy thing?

I think it's fractionally less sticky.

Then I'm all for it.

Then again, children wander around with their sticky. They're like ICBMs compared to napalm.

Are you suggesting combining body secretions and offspring?

No, no. Their primary function is to fetch my beer. Such an act might compromise their stability and then I'll have to beat them for dropping my beer.

I don't even drink beer. I just make children fetch me some.

My ego supports the world.

When I stub my toe, some insignificant country gets a mud slide.

Old Faithful, thats my sex life. Predictable, but steady and new every time. I mean its not like I am going to do somethign diffrent and nail some guy. Strictly women only, or girls whos age adds up to women.

Gee...thanks for sharing. My life is complete now that I know this information, which was completely relevant to the last couple of posts.