In my browsings, I came across this image:



And can see it taking place nowhere other than Richard's quaint little village up the coast. Amiright?

Then it would have this sign...

Only it would read:

"So named for the way lightening shoots out of Richard's fingers to properly cook the children"

I could see richard's playground in his tourist atraction. The slide would end in an oven. The swings have spikes on the seats. And the monkey bars are over a pit of Ninja wizard bears with monkeys shooting lazer beams from their arse's

Lets not forget a sand box filled with quicksand

nah remebr that thing that jabba was gonna feed luek to.....yeah.

The Rancor? That would be sweet.

no the huge ass sand worm thingy. Or is my star wars knowledge failign me. Isnt the rancor the huge beats that walks on two legs. I ment that sand worm thingy.

Yeah, the rancor walked on two legs. I was thinking of the wrong part of the movie (though in my defence, Jabba did try to feed luke to the rancor too) I forgot what the sand worm thing was called, I just remember it takes it 1000 years to digest its meals.

yup jabba failed twice. If ye think about it...he sucked. He failed to feed luke to something twice, lost a frozen person, and even was killed by liea ( sp) I mean little girl chokes out 800 pound monster...come on

Ahem in an attempt to bring this back on topic .... how about burning tire swings or rope bridge over a fire pit?

it'd be better if the death/torture was unexpected, i'm sure the kids would see the fire/fire pit.

A 180 degree swing set would be fascinating.

One of those merri-go-round things that trap the children inside and spin so fast it separates the meat from their bones?

Someone should draw this. Oooh, I have big paper. I'm gonna draw this. But it'll be hella hard to scan....

You, sir, are disturbing.

We like.

I do what I can. I would do more, but I can't think of any more playground equipment aside from swings, monkey bars, merri-go-rounds, slides and...oh yea, tire swings. Thats still swings, though, so I don't think it counts as a separate entity.

I remember the one kid in the game Twisted Metal: Small Brawl...
the first level was a playground, and this lone kid sat in a non-moving merri-go-round. if you shot it, it'd start to spin, up to the point where he was holding onto a bar to prevent himself from flying off while exclaiming 'Faster! Faster!'...

That photo made me laugh SO much!

See-Saw that really is a saw....heehe....

The Sarlaac. Lives in the Great Pit of Karkoon.

That was a slide, or if you prefer and are a bit dim, a slippery dip.

Thank You Manta.

What Manta said.

I got one, a basketball court that opens up to a pit that makes thewm fall in, snakes in the pit, and if they kill the snakes the pit is slowly filled with boiling water.

how bout on a bench there is a statue of richard like at mcdonalds (sorry if you've never seen it), only when kids come near it, it shoots green death lightning at them

and it has a sign saying 'The kids were desecrating it by being in front of it'

it would be great if the plastic tunnel on the playset would grow longer and shrink, slowly crushing the one inside. or you could have a swing with blades under the seat so once they start swinging, they would slice out and sever your legs at the knee. oh another one would be if on the fireman's pole, when you get to the bottom you go through the earth until your completely covered then it hardens around you so your trapped in the ground.

and i have'nt seen one Saw movie or anything. i'm afraid what I'll think up that's worse

How about a duck pond with flesh eating ducks? They take a bite, and the wound festers and you die a slow painful, death with lots of screaming, agony, and blood puking. Bread also sets them off.
And those funny boing-boing toys with the animal and the spring under it. You sit on it, and as you try to go back and forth, you go head first into the pavement.

How about not performing thread necromancy. Word has it on the streets if a thread is more than 3 months old, the mods get pissy about it and end up closing it.

Hey guess what...this is closed

O.o.