Simple and easy game.

Claim the hill by using a very easy, effective or funny way to get the one before you off the hill. Then claim it by yelling "My Hill!" and wait for someone else to trow you off the hill.



Simple? Yes
Funny? Yes
Great Fun? Always!

Andurin starts by putting a chair on the hill and sits on it.

MY HILL!

Depending how badly this thread derails, it will be closed very quickly...

*Breaks leg of chair, sending Andurin plummeting down* MY HILL!

Flame torches Death, and sits on hill while watching him run around in circles, screaming, and on fire...MY HILL!!

*Stops as the fire hops off in crazed fear of me*

*Throws Australia at Artemicon* MY HILL!

*Kicks Death Cultist in the groin with a hammer strapped to his leg, sending Death Cultist flying of the hill with a groin that's beyond repair* MY HILL!

(Doesn't matter if you're man or woman, a hammer to the groin still hurts beyond anything.)

*Drops a second hill on the first hill, crushing MrEasterband, and climbs on it.* MY HILL!

*Uses superior strength to lift the second hill and toss it into the ocean* MY HILL!

-trips MrEasterband, causing him to tumble into a Nazi-
MY HILL!!!

Shoots at Geohound with a Gatling gun the size of Mount rushmore, then uses it like a bat and hits the corpse clear out of orbit.

MY HILL!!

*Lifts Artemicon and tosses him/her into orbit... the orbit of Saturn*MY HILL!

(I lifted and tossed a god damn hill, so I should be able to lift and toss Artemicon...)

Curse youuu Easterrr!!! Ill be back, and when i do that hill will be mi... *crashes into Cassini orbital probe*

Uses Marjie to bring the Moon dwn on Easter, flattening him.

MY HILL!

Punts MantaLord off the hill.

MY HILL!

My army of GIRs states a coup d'etat.

MY HILL!

*Pyroblasts MantaLord in the face thrice before his seared remains were sent hurtling into the next county* MY HILL!

*Ganon-Bans you for no reason*

MY HILL!

*Knocks Manta over with the largest boombox known to man* MY HILL!

*Gets Sephiroth to stab you. I deposit you into the Life-Stream*

MY HILL!

-Punts MantaLord off once more-

MY HILL!

*Lifts and tosses Zoran, just like he did with Artemicon, sending Zoran into the orbit of Saturn aswell* MY HILL!

*Builds an inpenetrable bunker on the hill and hides inside it.*

*Pokes his nose into the bunker, seeing the only occupant dead. Claims the hill* MY HILL!

*Is not really dead... so shoves Vegos of the hill with a bulldozer.* MY HILL!

*Goes back into his bunker and plays dead again*

Cassini orbital probe comes crashing on bunker, leaving a smouldering crater, falls gently on the hill after, using parachutes stolen from the probe. MY HILL!!! MINE MINE MIIINEEE!!!!

Casually slips nightshade into Artemicon's drink then claims hill, muhahaha, may I offer you a drink?(inside joke)

*Secretly plants illegal drugs on ryannayr417 and has him arrested* MY HILL!
*Bluilds a moat around the hill to protect himself (and the hil) better*

Captain Bighead comes from out of nowhere and brings Richard with him, using Richards sheer amazingness to destroy the bunker and sets down a cozy fluffy Armchair down. He opens up a book and begins to quietly read as Richard runs off to much better and greater things.

MY HILL!

Steals the tome of horrors from the dark lord himself, draws a casting circle around the hill and performs the dance of ultimate evil (which sounds remarkably similar to the cha-cha) and banishes the hill and everyone on it to the Barney dimension.

Then walks of to a higher hill and sits on it...MY HILL!!

Captain Bighead Drives up to the larger hill in a Bus and climbs out. He picks up aforementioned bus and hurls it to the top crushing Artemicon. He then explodes the hill using naught but his mind, (and a nuke) and finds a brand new hill, naming it Bob Hill and sits on top of it.

MY Hill.

Goes up the hill and sits on Captain Bigheads' legs, gets out a sword, cuts his legs and throws him off the hill.
MWAHAHA! MY hill!

*Brings the old hill back for the Barney dimension and lifts tosses the bigger hill into the ocean* MY HILL!

duh!
*Drives a helicopter over the hill, throws giant poop at MrEasterband, he goes at the lake to clean himself.*
MY hill!!

*Lifts up and tosses Agriogata, just like he did with Artemicon and Zoran, sending Agriogata into the orbit of Saturn.* MY HILL!

*Borrows Dann from Van of the Dawn to return back safely*
*Melts MrEasterband with Danns' giant foot and tosses him off some cliff*

''Hey! Thanks Van!"

MY Hill!!

*Unleashes a barrel of locusts and laughs as they chase the poor Agriogata off the hill* MY HILL!

*Hits Vegos with a human cannonball, sending him thumbling down the hill* MY HILL!

*Hires guard-dogs to keep trespassers away*

Having regrown his legs in record time, Captain bighead charges up the hill through the guard-dogs.... and gets eaten. He's now dead.

My hill?

*walks up to Captain Bighead*

carcer: I will not allow you to cross this line Captain Bighead! *Draws line in dirt*
Captain Bighead: I say I can cross that line! *crosses line*
carcer: I will not allow you to cross this line Captain Bighead! *Draws line in dirt*
Captain Bighead: I say I can cross that line! *crosses line*
carcer: I will not allow you to cross this line Captain Bighead! *Draws line in dirt*
Captain Bighead: I say I can cross that line! *crosses line*
carcer: I will not allow you to cross this line Captain Bighead! *Draws line in dirt*
Captain Bighead: I say I can cross that line! *crosses line*
carcer: I will not allow you to cross this line Captain Bighead! *Draws line in dirt*
Captain Bighead: I say I can cross that line! *crosses line* AHHHHHHH! *falls of cliff*

My hill!

And now angry ticks fly out of my nipples *ryan makes fighter jet noises as Carcer is attacked by ticks* My hill, now guarded by agry ticks

* comes back with hungry birds*

My hill

Kills birds with Gatling Gun, then loads Carcer into it and fires, firing him/her clean over the horizon...

MY HILL!!

-Summons Euno to send Artemicon into the Void-
MY HILL!!!

*asks politely if he can have hill*

My hill.

Is exiled from the void for having attempted to fill it with pie, runs up hill with baseball bat and beats carcer into a bloody pulp, which he later sweeps under a rug, puts a seat over the rug and sits on it.

MY HILLL!!!!!

-sits on Artemicon's face and farts, releasing a poison worse than mustard gas, killing Artemicon-
MY HILL!!!

*Goes Postal*

MY HILL!!!

*is exiled from the underworld for attempting to fill it with pie*

A large hole coming straight from the under place opens at the top of the hill, jumps out, gives a pie to Manta and shoves him/her down it before it closes, then sits on a beautiful and majestic throne that just happened to bey on the top of the hill

MY HILL!!

-the throne turns out to be a rocket chair, Jason pushes a button, making Artemicon and the chair fly up into space and crash into Venus-
MY HILL!!!

*Strolls casually up the hill and talks Jason into signing over the hill using advanced legal jargon*

Never uderestimate the power of the newb. MY hill.

*Sends his guard dogs at Maniac. <Next scene is cut out to protect those with a weak heart>* MY HILL!

*Inspects his hill* Hmm... I have a moat, a bunker and guard dogs... I need a fence! *Puts up an electrical fence with barbed wire on top*

*Has a helicopter dump a few hundred tons of fresh top soil on the hill to burry everything. Plants grass and a tree for shade* MY HILL!

*sits with his back against the tree and takes a nap*