okay forgive me if this kind of thread has been startedbefore but who thinks Richard actually eats babies or is he just kidding
personally i think he does but i want to hear some other opinions

No, he very clearly eats babies. o.O He's undead. That's what they do.

Yeah, I'd say he really eats babies, but only on an impulse, as he seems to get attached to any kids he actually gets to know... or maybe that's why he eats babies, because you can't really get to know babies too well...

heh...

IF RICHARD IS ELECTED PRESIDENT, THERE WILL BE NO SOLUTION TO ABORTION. ONLY AN ALTERNATIVE.

support richard, maybe he'll let you live a few extra days.

HA! You've got to put that up on different sites and make a campaign for Richard.

I'm pretty sure he actually does eat them, he seemed fairly disappointed when Benny removed him from the nursery. Plus, the fact she actually took him out in the first place shows there was a worry.

We're not sure if Richard actually eats, period. I mean, he does sleep, so I guess it would make sense for him to need food occasionally too. As for whether he eats babies, I'm pretty sure that was just a joke. Benny probably just didn't want to take any chances.

yes, i really do need to start funding the campaign.
i need slogans... more signs... possibly i could flick ideas at SohLar's direction... only time will tell.

I doubt a dead guy gets hungry or needs nutrition in any form. He probably just tells people he eats babies in order to get a reaction from them.

However... Richard is capable of all things. So if he really wanted to actually eat babies, I'm sure he could.

I dunno, I think he really does. The only reason we haven't seen him eat anything is the whole 'mystery behind the cowl' thing. We've seen him with a drink before, followed by an olive, so it's safe to assume he does, indeed, eat and imbibe.

As for the nursery scene, if Richard didn't go after the villages vulnerable offspring, why was there a hoarde of screaming, wailing angry women chasing after them when Benny took him away?

I did wonder about that too. Although, that then raises another question;

If Richard actually ate babies in the nursery, why was nothing done about it?

If he had actually harmed one of the kids, I doubt the group would have been allowed to stick around. Someone probably caught him putting a baby into a pot or something. Again, probably just for shock value. Let's face it. Richard loves creeping people out.

I had forgotten about him enjoying a drink in the bar scene. I just assume that if Richard needs to rest, he probably needs to eat too.

well first off im surprised this thread lasted this long i would have thought a thread like this would have been started before now


second i think he was trying to eat those kids but got caught and maybe he only eats and drinks for enjoyment rather then nourishment remember he's dead so he cant digest things the same way the living can

This has been bugging me for ages! Richard isn't eating an olive, it's a piece of his flesh stuck on the dagger because it WENT STRAIGHT INTO HIM. Trust me, I've looked several times, it's FLAT and you can see the color of his robe on the other side. Not to be rude or anything..

I doubt he needs nutrients for survival, but some form of energy to keep him running might be. Wasn't his drink bubbling? Maybe undead have a special diet.

I doubt he actually needs to eat or drink, but he probably does just for old times sake.

EDIT:
How isn't that an olive?

..It's FLAT. Plus, it's a green gop of his insides on top of fabric.

I wonder if Richard does reminesce about old times. Aside from the time he murdered his father.

It is not flat. It's a green olive with the little red pimiento sticking out on either end. I guess Richard was having a martini.

yes you can clearly see the drink right next to it

but back to the topic do you think richard has a preference for different babies? ex human ones, whatever krunch is babies, or elven ones?
(please people dont turn this into a krunch is a tauren or minotar discusion this isn't what this thread is for)

First off, that's totally, absolutely 100% an olive.

Secondly;



I'm sure he's an equal opportunity baby-eater. Probably eats human babies more often though, as they seem to be more readily available. Humans breed a lot.

We're like rabbits, except more likely to kill each other.

I agree that Richard would probably prefer human babies

On a side note I have always thought of us as lemmings our population swells but we continuously kill ourselves thus keeping the population down. It's a sad but true fact.

wow isn't that a depressing truth but on the other hand that means were all like RICHARD!! WOOT

And less likely to eat our offspring.

Seriously, it would solve world hunger and overpopulation in one fell swoop!

Richard undoubtedly eats babies. He's evil. End of.






Agreed. As Billy Conolly once said (in words to this affect):

"There's too many people. There's not enough food. Cannibalism may be the way forward."

Uh...

For the people who say he doesn't eat--

We HAVE seen that he's eaten entire bears. And made beds from their hides and hats from their skulls.

but did he really eat the bears or just remove their flesh like he did to those men in the bar

He probably just eats for the heck of it, or maybe it's a base instinct left over. He is certainly sustained by magic.

No, no, we're a strand of viruses.

hell, i'd vote for him.

um, there's another plot that could have been there... That was while he was mini-dick, wasn't it? so he looked like just another baby. Think about how babies are traditionally fed, and then think about this is a comic written by Sohmer....



Richard is undead, the comic is obviously WoW, or at least a non-copyright infringing version, WoW took alot from D&D, in D&D undead do not need to eat(vampires and their ilk aside.) however, they may do so for pleasure, just like outsiders. Thus, Richard does not need to eat, but he can if he wants, and being undead, he has no metabolism, or perhaps merely one which converts all material in the stomach straight to eldritch energy with than fuels and holds together the animate corpse that comprises his body. Either of these options means he cannot get fat, no matter what or how much he eats, so I'm sure he eats whenever he feels like it.
Richard takes great pleasure in killing and destroying life, and babies are a concrete symbol of life in it's purest form, and so by killing and eating babies, Richard is symbolically destroying and consuming life.

I would say that Richard does, in fact, eat babies. I'd also say that Krunch is a tauren and that Gid is an Orc. Oh, and Cale is a blood elf.

how could gid be an orc when orc can't be priests in WOW

Maybe she's a shaman. I'm basing it on the fact that she's green, has pointed ears, and if I recall, very slight tusks, yeah, very slight lower tusks. Perhaps she's an orc-human crossbreed? It is Sohmer's work, and he can do such, in fact, he could even have an orc priest, if he wanted to, it may be WoW, but it doesn't have WoW's restrictions, even the Table-top d20 game doesn't have restrictions so much as guidelines.

Interesting way to think of it, but I doubt that richard has any sex drive.

why? because he's undead? alot of the sexual process is mental, and he certainly has his mind, and there're plenty of examples of undead that are sexual, the foremost one being vampires.

Bad example. BAD EXAMPLE!

Look through some anthropology literature and some myths and legends, and you'll see what really vampires were like.

It's Hollywood we have to thank for making vampires the horny erotic creatures. You know, since vampires are "creatures of the dark" they should do the things considered "evil" by a certain society, and in religion-influenced society that "dark and evil" includes humping everything in one's path.

The original vampires, the true vampires are far from that.

(Well, aside from that little lecture, I must admit I have a thing for Jeanette Voerman *drool*)


Oh and about Richard...I think the word is "fwoomgasm"

ttue and that aside in some universes vampires are not dead mearly infected with a virus that requires the body to use less energy hense the lower body temp and lower blood pressure (blade series is a good example vampirism is a virus not an undead paranormal condition

I believe that he eats babies...
I don't think that he really gets hungry and stuff, he just does it for the same reason he kills, and that is I guess for his own entertainment

yes but if WoW and LFG used that folklore, richard would be wandering around in a stupor waiting to be slain by cale... so when it comes to pop-culture things, I use pop-culture undead, not folk-lore undead. You don't know how pissed I was when I realized that D&D zombies were more voodoo than romero...

...And drawn by Lar..*insert the sounds of total brain failure here*


....*lies twitching on the ground*

LOL that would make an interesting comic page ...

and to richardthebest and koomori ... let's not start another what is Benny/Gid page PLEASE!

Okay this really gets my goat, why can't people see LFG as its own world, its own universe? Yeah there are elements from WoW but the same could be said for other MMO's out there. So Gid is not an Orc, Krunch is not a Tauren and Cale is not a blood elf unless Sohmor or Lar comes out and say that yes that is what they are. If that is the case then I will take back what I just wrote.

Okay now that that is out of the way, I would like to say that I do believe Richard eats babies.

:-D :-D You totally motivate me to draw more, Ish, and I thank you for that! :-D












Muahahahahaha!!!!

Of course, this also works for "silly and hilarious"

That's the category where STD's are! Especially the ones that burn.

I gave up on this one already. Some people are just very thickskulled.

Ugh tell me about it ... it got quite ugly there for a while in the what is Gid? thread

I left these forums for a month or two, and I come back and there are new people insisting this is solely a WoW based comic D: It makes me a sad Rabies ;_;

Neh, I've had many differences pointed out. I relent.

Eh-heh...What?


One "certified genius" made a whole thread about that back in febuary.

ugg my brother just got into WOW and is convinced LFG is just another Continent...dispite there only being three...sigh
he seems to think somhar works for blizzard and is just working on trying to spice up the new expansion pack for them threw the comic...sigh the stupididy of people amazes me

also do you think richard does anything to babies before eating them?
roasting, sateing, grill, ect

The best babies are raw babies.