My fan group, because Richard is Master of the Bones. and I thought of a little theme song.

(like under the sea from little mermaid)
Under Da Skin
Under Da Skin

It's so much better
When it's deader
Under Da Skin

How can you refuse
When you can choose
To be imortal and not be normal
Under da skin

I plan on posting fan art soon, and just give out random ideas of what would be funny in the comic.
If you plan on joining my little club feel free

Great. Now I have under the sea stuck in my head... with a mental picture of the Gnome hand puppet singing it... thanks for that.

actually, I prefer the puppet over the wierd crab, he was just plain well, odd

O.O *dies* *reaches for stero to switch on Buring Crusade sound track....under the skin melts away....* teehee j/k that was an awesome idea. Made me laugh and ooo a richard fan club? *grabs pen/keyboard eagerly* how do I join?!

Why do I have the urge to stab you in the head with a spork?

While the notion of the hand puppet singing Under Da Sea is funny...imagine how funny it would be if instead of a hand puppet....it was that crab's dead body. With the same applied makeup. and then Richard burns it.

becuase a spoon wont do enough damage

And they're a noob that misspelled Princess. And calling oneself princess in the first place implies that you need a heaping dose of MODESTY!

yea, be comething modest, like the Low Piestress or something

Because you've just witnessed a complete lack of anything resembling the coherency?

Well, I've seen worse, but the only example I could get to you quickly would actually make you cry. And bleed from the eyes.

And seriously. A crab named Sebastian? That just reeks of ill intentions.

bwuhahahahaha, let us use our condescending attitude to scare yet another n00blet offa da forums

You gave me the title, so ny-eh it doesn't count. It's like conclave for the Pope. It's pretty much decided as soon as the previous one dies, but they have to be voted in anyways.

Because you're a malicious creature of pure pie loving evilness.


Or, alternatively, they believe their only marketable skill is the ability to bear children to carry on a man's lineage and that their father intends to pay a man for the honour of doing his daughter.

Both make sense.

I prefer mine, so that I may administer said "heaping dose" of modesty in the form of... *gong* MORTAL KOMBAT!

Or I could go for the pun and say "Moral Kombat"...

That sounded a lot funnier in my head. I smell Longanisa downstairs. hurray for artery-clogging Filipino food!

Lumpia....0.0. That's the wonderful thing about the Navy. You can practically throw a stone and hit a Filipino in the face. And then steal his/her food.

I knew the Navy was too good to be true. They don't feed their sailors, who have to steal from poor people to survive.

Ah, well, I suppose there has to be a downside to all that forced sodomy.

Edit:

I think we need some kind of prawncess. Just for shits and giggles.

Meh. I think if they read around they'll realize we are just condescending because we don't get to kill anyone.

Sad but true. Basically, since we were among the first posters, we take it as our right to bring up stupid topics like the names of dead bunnies and whatnot. But should a n00b do the same... we shall drive him off!! With torches and pitchforks!! And petroleum jelly!!

...

I'm not sure where that last one came from...

It burns well.

Well... we now know more about where your mind is than we wanted to....

I'm going to go with 'it burns well' and leave it at that...

I COULD be wrong, but it hought people used petrolium gelly to prevent the burning sensation...

... Truth be told, I have no idea what petroleum jelly is actually used for.

It's vaseline man... vaseline...

I use it when I run out of butter, but thats only for the guests, those lazy house-abusing guests...

On another note, I find myself oddly attracted to diat's avvy

I'd agree with you... but I can't see it.

Damn The Man and his corporate blocking software!!!

At least he hasn't found my tiny little refuge here... shhhh... don't tell him

your secret is safe with me

just ignore all my shady dealings and such

10 bucks goes to you, sir, if you ask a Navy SEAL abut his experiances in forced sodomy. In fact, the only instance I've had in forced sodomy while being enlisted is the time I saw your mother. Tell her I'm sorry for me, would you? I got caught up in the moment.

20 if you talk shit about Corpsmen ("Doc") to a Marine who was wounded. Kthxbye.

Those smileys sure lulled me into a false sense of security, kinda take the edge off the venom of your words

Deal!



I quite agree... and I use it at work all the time:

"You're a fuckwit, please stop using email because you obviously have no comprehension of the English language."

And yet, I still keep winding up in HR... I don't get it....

must be a conspiracy,

those damn Yankees and their carpetbaggin' ways always trying to screw me over

It's the hippies here. We have armies of tree-hugging liberal un-washed masses.

thats why I like the south, racist, republican, and just plain bitchin'

Yeah, my BF want's to move to Georgia.... I'm thinking about it...

bah, come to florida, we got um...high taxes, and hurricanes...on second thought, can I go with you guys?

Georgia? Come to Minnesota, we got... well, I'm not quite sure yet, I arrived in the U.S two weeks ago.

well, my aunts up there, you also got ridiculously low temperatures

lololz

Erm... did you find that on a lollipop wrapper... or in McDonald's Happy Meal?

Oh... and also, there's not enough syllables for it to work...

maybe he eats wall candy like i do...urm i mean, paint chips like a psycho

I'm Sconnie bred, and it hasn't been above 0º Fahrenheit at night for the past two weeks. Yay Wisconsin!

itS even cold in South Florida. (I can only uSe capital S)

bah, it aint that cold, at leaSt it doeSn't feel that way, oh well, maybe I Should take off the Ski-jacket and find out

:| It was a keyboard problem not mine... school computers suck.

about the theme song for the fan club, why did it have to be the little mermaid?

my little sister was reading it over my shoulder, and now she won't stop singing "under the sea"

I hate the little mermaid.. T.T *bangs head against desk*