Post a picture of your LEFT palm here and I will tell you when your going to die and how.

I'm lookngn at my palm right now and if I shove it YOUR face, it will push your nose into your skull and kill you. So... I give you eight seconds.

By the way, the proper way to do a palm reading is to read someone's dominant hand. That can be either right or left.

Or I can do it how I have been taught.

So how am I going to die?

Very tropically. I believe I see a good wave and a fou-fou drink in your future. Pineapple or Orange?

In a hurricane while having sex on the beach.

That was the best laugh I've had in a very long while!

It was going to happen sometime. I just did it first.

I'm going to say this - I was tempted to write something on my palm and them put it up here but what I had planned on writing was not very nice.

You write things that are nice?

Of course I do. Aside from the smut that was requested, the majority of fiction I've written has been in the genre easily identified as "romantic comedy" and was lacking my biting wit and charm.

Well time to ask for a closed topic now.

You don't have to ask for it closed and I'd advise taking our derision personally.

We're just horrible people, for the most part. Try adjusting the topic next time, like discussing the theory behind palm reading. Invite one of us to be pompous know-it-alls and someone usually bites.