Pretty simple, I'm just curious as to whether or not I'm the only one who finds himself a bit too into LFG Not that it's a bad thing. Here are a few on my part...

1. You put methane bubbles in your palms then light it on fire to look like you're actually doing the "FWOOM!!" <- honestly, it doesn't hurt, and it's fun

2. You start calling the broccoli in your plate, "Gid"

3. You see a cow in the ranch, and you try talking to it

4. You start punting puppies like they're football

5. You ask the cashier in the grocery store whether they'll accept the payments in babies

1. You perk up at the thought of the turkey looking a lot like baked baby.

2. You beg your parents for LFG Comic for Christmas (and you've been doing it since about late March.)

3. You actually set up a stuffed dumym version of Richard in your front lawn for Halloween.

4. Evey page in your notebook is scrawled a cursive variation of: "Cale & Me = 4 Ever."

5. You see a cow out to pasture and scream, "I see you, Krunch!"

6. When someone does something stupid you sigh and say, "WWRD?" ...And no one around you understands the connotation.

You begin a game of dodgeball by screaming "FOR PONY" at the top of your lungs.

You sign everything with 'For Pony'
You never stop thinking about making better fanart.

In the middle of intercourse you happen to yell out: "Hahaha... His name was the variation of "Dick." I just got that."

You scream out a character's name instead of your partner's.

You dread turning in assignments late or your professor will fwoom you.

You made Richard's hood and cowl for Halloween, but haven't taken it off since.

Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" makes you think of something Richard may have caused.

Your essay on the "Black Plague" included a direct quotation from Richard. In fact, you labeled him as a primary resource.

You mistakenly call your naieve friend "Cale" on a regular basis.

When you see someone with pale skin and a dark overcoat you attempt to get their singature, insisting they are Richard in modern wear.

You no logner refer to it as a "blonde moment" but rather a "Cale Moment."

When asked what your special abilities are on a resume you write: "Use of fire and ice"... in blood.

Whenever you get tackled by somebody bigger than you you mumble "I recognize that shadow," in the hopes that Krunch will in turn tackle them.

You take up medical profession just so you can go on the cruise one day and pick fight with the captain.

While planning your marriage, you think of having a custom-made Richard / Benny cake topper.

The most listened to song on your iPod is "Slaughter your World"... by quadruple digits.

When you hear Cher's "Believe" this is how you sing it: "Do you believe in life after Riiicharrrd?"

You can sit at a computer and list the behaviors that have resulted from your obsession.

When you watch the Discovery Channel's list of extinct animals, you become furious that they don't list Richard as a possibility to their demise.

Whenever you hears a particularly evil song you try to decide whether it would make a good theme song for Richard.

You've attempted to dress up your dog as Sooba for Halloween... even though he's feline.

if you have been away from a computer for almost a week you start to get withdrawel symptoms from not reading lfg...

You have a dream about being fwoomed for not being on the LFG forums frequently enough, and actually wake up with a nosebleed.

TRUE STORY!

you watch movies and wonder when Richard will come into it and FWOOM everyone

You look at Leatherface and laugh while saying, "Pft. Richard's done worse."

you compare your friends to lfg characters, and even worse, you go looking for people that resemble lfg characters to be your friends!

You come up with a graphic chart that fully explains how the only people who could survive a nuclear holocaust are: Cher, Steven Tyler, a band of cockroaches and Richard.

You spend 48 straight hours on the forum. (this one's real folks, I was wicked tired)

You spend most of your work-time on the forums.

You like to imagine what your offspring would look like if you married one of the characters...What?

You schedule daily whippings for a certain blond haired elf...

You have the words "Cale is my Bitch" engraved into one of your whips.

It's true, it's all true! Except the broccoli part, I don't eat any

You stay up all Night on Monday's and Thursday's waiting for the next comic, in which time between 7 pm and 7 am you spam the F5 button in the hopes it comes up.

(BTW, got me a new avatar, 5 e-pennies to the first to either tel me who it is and what game he's from or what comic and PAGE he's from!)

1.You tend to snicker whenever you see the word Richard
in a story/book/whatever,ESPECIALLY when he got fire powers.

2.You name your pets/pokemon/whatever after LFG characters

3.What you draw are (almost or completely) always LFG art.

4.When you call your friend Dick,you duck to avoid fireballs.

5.You can sing Slaughter your World easily,better if with emotion.

6.You actually sung it in some singing contests.

7.You insist that Ravage is Sooba in a robotic body

That's not obsession. In your own flesh would be obsession.

Mostly at work all you can think about is what may or may not be going on in the forums.

Your post count exceeds your member number.

Poor newbies


If you're scared of the dark, because richard's maybe hiding there

You're looking to adopt a black cat and teach him/her to run to your side whenever you hold out a fork.

You cut off your hand and replace it with either a fork or a flamethrower.

you get on to 'pimp my ride' and tell them to make it look like Richard or Sooba.

You spend your spare time fantasizing yourself as one of the traveling companions as you stroll along the grasslands... beating up football players as if they're Vulli...

-When you name one of your Nintendogs 'Richard'. (I plan to.)
-When playing video games, you starting singing 'Slaughter your world'... and you never forget any of the words.
-Your 'battle cry' is 'FOR PONY!'
-You've had LFG related dreams.
- You've gotten a sibling addicted to LFG with you! (TRUE STORY!)

Oh screw you Looney

You sing "Slaughter Your World" while playing any video game that involves killing.

You realize you're more than halfway to having your post count be ten times your member number. >.>

Love ya, Tlovid. <3

Anyway, my post count is almost to my member number. So I'm almost included in that category. See? It works out.

But you're still a hell of a ways away from my category...

When someone asks you where you met your current girlfriend/boyfriend you start by saying "So there's this awesome comic..."

You no longer have a shoulder angel and devil, they are now Cale and Richard.
Cale before the end of the third issue of course.

It looks like the Gman from the Half-Life series. But i've never seen him make THAT face before.

Aw man.

Can't believe I didn't think of that. From now on, those two are going to are going to help me make all of my decisions.

You are too obsessed with LFG when:

You read this entire thread,

You go to college late because of replying in these forums, or

You stay up into the wee hours, replying to said forums instead of doing homework to become a CCNA...

P.S. That Avatar above here, of Felstormic fame, I would say that it is from Concerned...more precisely, from "Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman."

Let's see:

Check

Check

And Check, except that my homework will hopefully lead to my becoming a historian.

Ah yes, but does the end of either of our roads matter, when the steps to get there are not taken?

You also know you are obsessed when you:

Pass up training matches for your gaming clan...