A question and game all in one! If you could make your own tombstone, what would it say? I already found mine:



anyone else have an idea of what they want their epitaph to read?

Now that I, am passed and dead,
I had myself buried on my head,
So as I lie beneath the grass,
the world can just kiss my @$$

"Here's to you, and here's to me: since obviously we disagree then f--- you and here's to me!"

Ceryx Altus Wyswulf
The victim of a failed experiment
Is expected back in a few days

Here lies RichardFan22
He was killed when he attempted to turn into an undead warlock.
He shall return in a matter of years.

This children is why you don't stage a coups against fire ants.

GOES TO THIS SITE TO MAKES TOMBSTONES YAY!

Penth, about that site...how do you actually put them in your posts???

Here lies ryan ok so we lied hes really over there -->

This is the result of Lisa denying the Verbocracy... Ouchies.

"Buried Alive"

Told you guys that I was sick!

There was a hole here, Its gone now

Respawning in:
14

Or alternatively

Can I have a hug please?

i always heard that one as:

"heres to you"-drink
"and heres to me"-drink
"may we never disagree, but if we do, then f- you, heres to me"-drink

but anyway mine would say
"Mouth was always one step ahead of his brain, to bad that bus wasnt. "

Dude this guy was total nub he got so pwned by cancer(or what ever kills me) ha ha noob

try Photobucket.com, that's what I do >_>

"I knew my ADD would be the death of me. It's a shame that angry bear didn't..."

...I seriously need better material.

Here lies Sayuri Kajira...
...This is why they don't allow hangliding at night on the fourth of July.

Flying bricks can come from unexpected places...
watch your step.

If you were watching your step that would explain why you missed the dart gun trap >.>

Here lies Superman... He had choked on a peanut.

Here lies David, prosecuted for not conforming.

Michael Jackson lays here,
The black ground is rumored to turn white.

again what the hell this game was done, everyone got bored and it ended... why not leave them dead?
......................................
and also; here lies jabba, detonator of an A-bomb. "At least i took someone with me"
......................................

DIng Dong the wicken witch is dead...

Shipping up to Boston in the sky.

Step 1) Die
Step 2)put corpse in box
Step 3) Dig big hole
Step 4) Put box in groun
Step 5) Fill hole
Step 6) Put up tombstone
Step 7) Rise from the dead
Step 8) Find you and kill your loved ones

ahh that tombstone would have to be covered at all times.

"Do not open before apokalypse"

I could have sworn I had another day...

Here lies white_salad. He was killed by people from online games refusing to accept his name isnt racist.

"I told you I was sick."

Best Before End: {date of death}

OR

</life>

"When i typed /suicide i didnt figure this was how it would turn out"

"He skipped town when he heard I was looking for him If you here from him please give me a call--Death P.S. all calls should be given after 7:30P.M."

Top line: I told you I was sick

Second line: IDIOTS

Hmmm, what would I like on my Tombstone ... PEPPERONI, Sausage, Pineapples, ... yeah, thats it. (sits back and wonders how many people get the Tombstone Pizza reference).


But seriously, I think I'd have to go with a great Monty Python quote:

"I'm not dead.
I'm getting better."

"Here Lies Crazy Lisa,
She tried to straighten,
The Leaning Tower of Pisa.

...Fucking idiot."

Here lies Harry Potter
he fought in a duel with
Chuck Norris

"Ladies and Gents, this is where obssession gets you..."
[Sayuri Kajira -- And we buried Tlovid next to her so she wouldn't rise from the grave and kill us]

Here lies David, too sexy for his own good.

Here lies Lisa.
Hell doesn't want her
Heaven paid Hell off to take her
Purgatory banned her...
...wait...
...that means...
...well, that sound would be the horn of the apocalypse.

"You fools! I told you the recombobulator went right next to the gyrochronatom, not the spartnomatic!"

Get off my grave jack--s!!

Here lies Joey
he ate a burrito on Thursday
and cut the cheese last Christmas...
Who wrote this?

"Havent you got anything better to do?"

or

"Wanna know what death feels like? Lean a little closer to the ground."

On Mr. T's grave:

"I Pity the fool that
stands on my grave"

"Meh. I hated this world anyway. SCREW YOU ALL!"

"Here Lies Lisa's Last Playtoy...
...Kermit the Frog will be sorely missed."

<Insert picture of a middle finger here>