IrishGlen
Oct 21 2007, 10:07 AM
So far the only possible pedigrees mentioned is either (1) she was conceived frog or (2) her mother had a thing for lizards. Both very plausible, but what if they are wrong?! Tell me your thoughts.
I say that her mother was a magic druggie and that she mixed the wrong spells together when pregnant, and hence forth Gid.
blood_dodo
Oct 21 2007, 10:08 AM
A trol?
Or a half-trol, explaining the lighter skin colour
'sides: Gid is short for Green Kid. Her name is Benny
IrishGlen
Oct 21 2007, 10:21 AM
I like the name Gid better, it fits her more.
The Fork of Truth
Oct 21 2007, 10:34 AM
She is a female of unknown pedigree, which is her preffered honurific.
...
Looks like an Orc, though.
Neomancer
Oct 21 2007, 01:03 PM
I'm thinking maybe half orc, half troll. (A troc? I know there's a name for this type of breed, but I can't remember it.)
Or half orc, half human.
Kerrah
Oct 21 2007, 02:50 PM
An unknown race.
I think we can trust that Tavor knows what Orcs and Trolls look like.
GutterBall
Oct 21 2007, 05:54 PM
Ugh. Not again.
...
Of course, the original score of "what is Benny?" threads may have vanished in the Great Forum Crash of 2007.
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 21 2007, 06:15 PM
Damnit, someone already beat me to it. Stop quoting Richard before I can, knaves!
I don't think it really matters what Benny is, although I figure that might have something to do with why Krunch was the one who raised her. Mayhaps her father had an illicit affair, and demanded his mistress get rid of the evidence. Obviously pro-life, said mistress goes ahead and haves Benny, and leaves her on a doorstep somewhere, and somehow Krunch finds her.
Frozen_Sun
Oct 21 2007, 08:31 PM
Well, seeing how the half trolls in the Realm are I wouldn't say she's one of those. She might be some sorta goblin cross breed...
blood_dodo
Oct 21 2007, 08:40 PM
Half trol-half human... Dunno, that's my theory and I'm stickin with it
Lord Glathil
Oct 21 2007, 10:54 PM
QUOTE (GutterBall @ Oct 21 2007, 12:54 PM)

Ugh. Not again.
...
Of course, the original score of "what is Benny?" threads may have vanished in the Great Forum Crash of 2007.
Ahhhhh.. The Great Forum Crash of 2007.
Done and done. History will note it as such.
Grym
Oct 21 2007, 10:58 PM
she is a sklog. Any questions?
Frozen_Sun
Oct 22 2007, 12:52 AM
None from me.
pentheraphobia
Oct 22 2007, 01:30 AM
trorc (troll+orc) my first opinion, and ANYWAYZ! since all the races were based off of warcraft, same with classes, she can only be something that could be a cleric/priest/healer thingie anyway, trols could, orcs couldn't, humans could....
i always thougt she was just plain troll...
TheShadow
Oct 22 2007, 04:30 AM
The book series "Myth Adventures" may answer this question. It gives me my answer anyway.
In "Myth Adventures", Trolls are the male of the species. The females, unlike the grotesque males, are beautiful creatures called Trollops (not to be confused for a degrogatory term for women).
That's my theory and I'm sticking with it.
Gurluas
Oct 22 2007, 04:34 AM
If you ask me she looks like a mix between a human and a forest troll
Malcom Frost
Oct 22 2007, 06:26 AM
Could it remotely be possible that her species is kept a mystery because it keeps people talking about it? Ryan and Lar seem to me the kind of guys who'd get a chuckle out of knowing how worked up people get over this.
adam86shadow
Oct 22 2007, 10:17 AM
She's a troll of WoW design
Frosti
Oct 22 2007, 10:18 AM
QUOTE (adam86shadow @ Oct 22 2007, 12:17 PM)

She's a troll of WoW design
*smack*
blood_dodo
Oct 22 2007, 10:23 AM
This aiint wow
Frosti
Oct 22 2007, 10:27 AM
Exactly. That's also why there isn't Leeroy Jenkins XD
Grym
Oct 22 2007, 11:30 AM
QUOTE (pentheraphobia @ Oct 21 2007, 09:30 PM)

trorc (troll+orc) my first opinion, and ANYWAYZ! since all the races were based off of warcraft
Oh, there are demon people in WoW? I hadn't seen.
I stick with my opinion of her being a sklog.
Frosti
Oct 22 2007, 02:26 PM
What's a Sklog? Or Did ye just made it up?
adam86shadow
Oct 22 2007, 03:46 PM
It isnt WoW but it certany borrows from it as it does others...Gid's look and staff are identical to that of a female WoW troll
Frosti
Oct 22 2007, 04:07 PM
Not nessecarely. Cale for instance looks like a Quel'dorei (High elf)Hunter, but oine could argue that he looks like an elf from lotr or like Dri'zzt Do'urden (sp?)
Drouth
Oct 22 2007, 06:42 PM
QUOTE (Frosti @ Oct 22 2007, 11:07 AM)

Not nessecarely. Cale for instance looks like a Quel'dorei (High elf)Hunter, but oine could argue that he looks like an elf from lotr or like Dri'zzt Do'urden (sp?)
Drizzt Do'Urden.
Anyway I think Benny is Half Troll Half Elf. Look at the guy in panel 3 of page five, possibly a full troll and he has three fingers, now look at the half breed trolls from page 23-32 Fat, Green, four fingers, round ears.
Elves, no matter where they are seen are thin, Benny is pretty thin.
Now the troll from page 5 and Benny both have three fingers where as the orc from the page before has four.
The reason I say Benny is half elf is because from what we've seen Trolls are unbelievably fat which Benny isn't and Elves are thin, which Benny is, Trolls (and orcs) have pointed ears, but the half trolls didn't, Elves have pointed ears too. Troll (3 fingers, green.) + Elf (Thin, pointed ears)=Benny?
Frosti
Oct 22 2007, 06:44 PM
Or, as Richard said, she's been conceived by a frog
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 22 2007, 09:57 PM
QUOTE (TheShadow @ Oct 22 2007, 12:30 AM)

The females, unlike the grotesque males, are beautiful creatures called Trollops (not to be confused for a degrogatory term for women).
:3 Go tell Benny she's a trollop. I wanna see what happens.
Scandal
Oct 22 2007, 10:11 PM
My bet is that she is a regular troll, inspired by those of WoW, the comic (atleast in my view) borrows alot, and would make perfect sense. Considering how Richard assumes in the very beginning that Cale and his race is all evil. Also this comic started after the release of wow, and chars have been used in WoWhead commercial. Just my five cents, and as last words:
Troll rocks your socks!
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 22 2007, 10:21 PM
Something in the title caught my eye. The 'what on earth' thing. What is the place the LFGers reside called, anyway?
Frosti
Oct 22 2007, 10:21 PM
Erm.... Richartopia?
Rip Van Ishmael
Oct 22 2007, 10:54 PM
O_o That reminds me of those stupid kids-cereal based websites for some reason.
iloverichard
Oct 22 2007, 11:21 PM
Gid (Benny ehem) is a "female of unknown pedigree."
why do we keep opening these topics lol
Belion
Oct 22 2007, 11:24 PM
QUOTE (iloverichard @ Oct 22 2007, 11:21 PM)

Gid (Benny ehem) is a "female of unknown pedigree."
why do we keep opening these topics lol

same reason richard hangs out with the group boredom mostly
Grym
Oct 22 2007, 11:24 PM
QUOTE (Frosti @ Oct 22 2007, 10:26 AM)

What's a Sklog? Or Did ye just made it up?
Both.
Or a goblin, but that is slightly less likely.
These threads are made because some newbies like to know what the banhammer feels like
iloverichard
Oct 22 2007, 11:37 PM
ok, ready? 1.. 2.. 3..
BAN!pwned.
Grym
Oct 22 2007, 11:39 PM
more like 1...2...3...
LOCK
GutterBall
Oct 23 2007, 01:28 AM
QUOTE (grym @ Oct 22 2007, 06:24 PM)

...some newbies like to know what the banhammer feels like
*sings*
Comes to you as to us all
We're all just waiting for the hammer to fall....
*grin*
Ghislord! To the delete mobile!
Lunaya
Oct 23 2007, 04:55 AM
Permanently PMS'ing and mildly irritating. That's what Gid is.

Question answered?
MantaLord
Oct 23 2007, 04:58 AM
Is the Green Skin and lack of ears a skin condition?
blood_dodo
Oct 23 2007, 10:21 AM
Lack of ears?
The green skin stuff ain't a condition, it is either a divine gift or some mad scientist messed with your DNA... I prefer the 1st
Fou
Oct 23 2007, 10:43 AM
Benny is a god. Worship her or DIAF
IrishGlen
Oct 23 2007, 06:50 PM
I NOT A NOOB!!!! I just haven't posted for the past few months since joining cuz i had no internet for awhile..... Imagine my distress that I couldn't read what my beloved Richard was doing to Cale next! I had to catch up then post so...
And I am having a hard time seeing her as troll... or at least half. Aren't half trolls suppose to be extremely dumb?
QUOTE (Fou @ Oct 23 2007, 02:43 AM)

Benny is a god. Worship her or DIAF
Actually goddess cuz she is female.. hence the boobs
Frozen_Sun
Oct 23 2007, 07:39 PM
QUOTE (MantaLord @ Oct 23 2007, 12:58 AM)

Is the Green Skin and lack of ears a skin condition?
-looks at ground- Yes...
Frosti
Oct 23 2007, 07:40 PM
I always thought she lost at a paintball match
Fluffington
Oct 24 2007, 05:04 AM
QUOTE (Frozen_Sun @ Oct 23 2007, 07:39 PM)

-looks at ground- Yes...
I bet they wonder what old kid is too.
MantaLord
Oct 24 2007, 05:18 AM
Yeah Dib, are you going to be mean to Old Kid also beacuse he's different?
Sayuri Kajira
Oct 24 2007, 05:28 AM
So she IS related to Zim... knew it. It was the green skin. But what about the need to take over the world... or announce yourself like William Shatner?
~godot~
Oct 24 2007, 06:16 AM
QUOTE (Sayuri Kajirawhatzit @ Oct 23 2007, 11:50 AM)

So she IS related to Zim... knew it. It was the green skin. But what about the need to take over the world... or announce yourself like William Shatner?
Yes.
QUOTE (IrishGlen @ Oct 23 2007, 11:50 AM)

And I am having a hard time seeing her as troll... or at least half. Aren't half trolls suppose to be extremely dumb?
That's racist.
QUOTE (IrishGlen @ Oct 23 2007, 11:50 AM)

Actually goddess cuz she is female.. hence the boobs
HOMIGOD, BENNY'S A GIRL????
Frosti
Oct 24 2007, 06:34 AM
Half trolls aren't necessarily dumb, what if their other half is... gnomish?
'n yes, she is a girl.
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