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Legato
Gnome hatred has long been a past-time of mine on WoW, so imagine my surprise when I find out Richard is just like me!

I fully expect more gnome gags, because I hate gnomes and no other reason at all.
Ythara
if Crunch doesn't punt any gnomes i'll be greatly dissappointed.
Ballscratch
A pound of Nicole Kidman's ass fat says if he punts a gnome, it goes at least 75 yards.
Verbose
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 12 2007, 11:17 PM) *
A pound of Nicole Kidman's ass fat says if he punts a gnome, it goes at least 75 yards.


Bah, you may as well bet my compassion and good will. Neither exists that much.
Ballscratch
Oh, I can get a pound of her ass fat, even if it means removing her ass and pumping it with Marlon Brando's remains.
Verbose
Marcole Brandman. I like it.
Webrover
Anyone else think the Gnomes look like ninjas in the newest comic? Seriously.
Ballscratch
I'd watch his movies.
Verbose
QUOTE (Webrover @ Feb 13 2007, 01:16 AM) *
Anyone else think the Gnomes look like ninjas in the newest comic? Seriously.


If, by some obscure twist of fate, they do look like ninjas, they are not also doctors and hence are only the third or fourth best thing they could be.

Maybe even fifth if we count Richard, but since he trumps all it seems a bit redundant.
MinekaC
Ahhh the destruction of gnomes. Nothing warms the heart as flaming gnomes running around like beheaded chickens.
Webrover
I mean. I understand Gnomes. I mean, look at them, arnt they adorable? Just throwing fireballs around, not a care in the world.
But then, I remember how tasty they are.
Yes, I did catch the hint at the truly awesome Dr. Mcninja Verbose.
Etoh the Greato
We gnomes are a much maligned and little understood race.
Jimmy
QUOTE (Etoh the Greato @ Feb 12 2007, 12:14 PM) *
We gnomes are a much maligned and little understood race.



Stupid gnome. Where's my hammer? mad.gif
Franz
Ya only need ah boot.
/drink
/punt
/drink
Serpentbane
DnD Gnomes = Win

WoW Gnomes = Fail

Garden Gnomes = Peanut-Butter.
Muffinkisses
QUOTE (Etoh the Greato @ Feb 12 2007, 06:14 PM) *
We gnomes are a much maligned and little understood race.


Also delicious.
TheGrubz
damn tallies, always makin us feel bad, well, when next time a gnome lock five llevels below you just brutally kills you in PvP, then you will no the full extent of our power....Muahahahahahahahaha
banana man
hmm where to start about gnomes...
little squeaky voices with if herd long enough will make my ears bleed
they are very squishy
they taste like chicken
they r short (understatement)
they get stepped on alot(see this link http://www.blizzard.com/wow/screenshot.asp...ex=7&Set=64

thats all i got so far tongue.gif
Verbose
On the plus side for gnomes, we draenei can put them into our pants and have mobile pleasure.
shiosk
Yeah, but when they start castin fireballs... ouch...
Darkonepcr
My hatred for gnomes runs deep... Ever since the first time I played DnD with some friends, and a gnome popped up out of nowhere and stabbed me in the face. And getting murdered by them in WoW didn't help either. My Tauren should be able to punt the little bastards away, not get stabbed to death by their tiny daggers of fury! sad.gif
Serpentbane
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 12 2007, 07:47 PM) *
On the plus side for gnomes, we draenei can put them into our pants and have mobile pleasure.


If we're in the vein of likening ourselves to Warcraft races, I'd definitely be a Tauren. Just out of the fact that I'm 6'3", hairy, and a crazy nature-boy. XD
Jorick
Death to gnomes!!!


That is all.
Ghouleh
Agreed! Gnomes are popular and arrogant enough to fill YouTube with their stinky WoW videos! DEATH TO GNOMES!
TheGrubz
st00pid draenei n00blets, only they would stoop to using gnomes as sex toys, muahaha! I just used my gnome dagger to give you a vasectomy! Learn2Sex n00b!
Ballscratch
QUOTE
Learn2Sex n00b!


That is my new favourite quote.

"HOW U MINE 4 SEX!?"
Ghouleh
QUOTE
st00pid draenei n00blets, only they would stoop to using gnomes as sex toys, muahaha! I just used my gnome dagger to give you a vasectomy! Learn2Sex n00b!


o_O
Ballscratch
I think we broke the noob.
Ghouleh
-SQUAD BROKEN-
Ballscratch
Hahaha! Now you can't regroup if you start fleeing.
Verbose
QUOTE (TheGrubz @ Feb 13 2007, 01:40 PM) *
st00pid draenei n00blets, only they would stoop to using gnomes as sex toys, muahaha! I just used my gnome dagger to give you a vasectomy! Learn2Sex n00b!

That's just a widely believed fact.

QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 13 2007, 10:15 PM) *
Hahaha! Now you can't regroup if you start fleeing.

Well, maybe if he falls back past his general...
Ballscratch
Like that'll happen.
Verbose
Yeah, you're right. The Dice Gods are never so kind.
Ballscratch
The dice gods are more likely to send you fleeing into the unit of 5 goblins.
Verbose
How would they send me into greenskins? I refuse to fight them because of the smell.
Ballscratch
Hence the irony.
Ezreal
I wish I could see the faces on all the people who don't have a clue what the hell your talking about.
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