Legato
Feb 12 2007, 11:18 AM
Gnome hatred has long been a past-time of mine on WoW, so imagine my surprise when I find out Richard is just like me!
I fully expect more gnome gags, because I hate gnomes and no other reason at all.
Ythara
Feb 12 2007, 11:36 AM
if Crunch doesn't punt any gnomes i'll be greatly dissappointed.
Ballscratch
Feb 12 2007, 12:17 PM
A pound of Nicole Kidman's ass fat says if he punts a gnome, it goes at least 75 yards.
Verbose
Feb 12 2007, 01:35 PM
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 12 2007, 11:17 PM)

A pound of Nicole Kidman's ass fat says if he punts a gnome, it goes at least 75 yards.
Bah, you may as well bet my compassion and good will. Neither exists that much.
Ballscratch
Feb 12 2007, 01:45 PM
Oh, I can get a pound of her ass fat, even if it means removing her ass and pumping it with Marlon Brando's remains.
Verbose
Feb 12 2007, 01:49 PM
Marcole Brandman. I like it.
Webrover
Feb 12 2007, 02:16 PM
Anyone else think the Gnomes look like ninjas in the newest comic? Seriously.
Ballscratch
Feb 12 2007, 02:17 PM
I'd watch his movies.
Verbose
Feb 12 2007, 03:08 PM
QUOTE (Webrover @ Feb 13 2007, 01:16 AM)

Anyone else think the Gnomes look like ninjas in the newest comic? Seriously.
If, by some obscure twist of fate, they do look like ninjas, they are not also doctors and hence are only the third or fourth best thing they could be.
Maybe even fifth if we count Richard, but since he trumps all it seems a bit redundant.
MinekaC
Feb 12 2007, 04:55 PM
Ahhh the destruction of gnomes. Nothing warms the heart as flaming gnomes running around like beheaded chickens.
Webrover
Feb 12 2007, 06:00 PM
I mean. I understand Gnomes. I mean, look at them, arnt they adorable? Just throwing fireballs around, not a care in the world.
But then, I remember how tasty they are.
Yes, I did catch the hint at the truly awesome Dr. Mcninja Verbose.
Etoh the Greato
Feb 12 2007, 06:14 PM
We gnomes are a much maligned and little understood race.
Jimmy
Feb 12 2007, 06:19 PM
QUOTE (Etoh the Greato @ Feb 12 2007, 12:14 PM)

We gnomes are a much maligned and little understood race.
Stupid gnome. Where's my hammer?
Franz
Feb 12 2007, 08:55 PM
Ya only need ah boot.
/drink
/punt
/drink
Serpentbane
Feb 12 2007, 08:59 PM
DnD Gnomes = Win
WoW Gnomes = Fail
Garden Gnomes = Peanut-Butter.
Muffinkisses
Feb 12 2007, 10:22 PM
QUOTE (Etoh the Greato @ Feb 12 2007, 06:14 PM)

We gnomes are a much maligned and little understood race.
Also delicious.
TheGrubz
Feb 12 2007, 10:27 PM
damn tallies, always makin us feel bad, well, when next time a gnome lock five llevels below you just brutally kills you in PvP, then you will no the full extent of our power....Muahahahahahahahaha
banana man
Feb 12 2007, 11:35 PM
hmm where to start about gnomes...
little squeaky voices with if herd long enough will make my ears bleed
they are very squishy
they taste like chicken
they r short (understatement)
they get stepped on alot(see this link
http://www.blizzard.com/wow/screenshot.asp...ex=7&Set=64thats all i got so far
Verbose
Feb 13 2007, 12:47 AM
On the plus side for gnomes, we draenei can put them into our pants and have mobile pleasure.
shiosk
Feb 13 2007, 02:06 AM
Yeah, but when they start castin fireballs... ouch...
Darkonepcr
Feb 13 2007, 02:07 AM
My hatred for gnomes runs deep... Ever since the first time I played DnD with some friends, and a gnome popped up out of nowhere and stabbed me in the face. And getting murdered by them in WoW didn't help either. My Tauren should be able to punt the little bastards away, not get stabbed to death by their tiny daggers of fury!
Serpentbane
Feb 13 2007, 02:14 AM
QUOTE (Verbose @ Feb 12 2007, 07:47 PM)

On the plus side for gnomes, we draenei can put them into our pants and have mobile pleasure.
If we're in the vein of likening ourselves to Warcraft races, I'd
definitely be a Tauren. Just out of the fact that I'm 6'3", hairy, and a crazy nature-boy. XD
Jorick
Feb 13 2007, 02:14 AM
Death to gnomes!!!
That is all.
Ghouleh
Feb 13 2007, 02:36 AM
Agreed! Gnomes are popular and arrogant enough to fill YouTube with their stinky WoW videos! DEATH TO GNOMES!
TheGrubz
Feb 13 2007, 02:40 AM
st00pid draenei n00blets, only they would stoop to using gnomes as sex toys, muahaha! I just used my gnome dagger to give you a vasectomy! Learn2Sex n00b!
Ballscratch
Feb 13 2007, 10:26 AM
QUOTE
Learn2Sex n00b!
That is my new favourite quote.
"HOW U MINE 4 SEX!?"
Ghouleh
Feb 13 2007, 10:54 AM
QUOTE
st00pid draenei n00blets, only they would stoop to using gnomes as sex toys, muahaha! I just used my gnome dagger to give you a vasectomy! Learn2Sex n00b!
o_O
Ballscratch
Feb 13 2007, 10:56 AM
I think we broke the noob.
Ghouleh
Feb 13 2007, 11:14 AM
-SQUAD BROKEN-
Ballscratch
Feb 13 2007, 11:15 AM
Hahaha! Now you can't regroup if you start fleeing.
Verbose
Feb 13 2007, 12:26 PM
QUOTE (TheGrubz @ Feb 13 2007, 01:40 PM)

st00pid draenei n00blets, only they would stoop to using gnomes as sex toys, muahaha! I just used my gnome dagger to give you a vasectomy! Learn2Sex n00b!
That's just a widely believed fact.
QUOTE (Ballscratch @ Feb 13 2007, 10:15 PM)

Hahaha! Now you can't regroup if you start fleeing.
Well, maybe if he falls back past his general...
Ballscratch
Feb 13 2007, 12:29 PM
Like that'll happen.
Verbose
Feb 13 2007, 12:40 PM
Yeah, you're right. The Dice Gods are never so kind.
Ballscratch
Feb 13 2007, 12:44 PM
The dice gods are more likely to send you fleeing into the unit of 5 goblins.
Verbose
Feb 13 2007, 12:45 PM
How would they send me into greenskins? I refuse to fight them because of the smell.
Ballscratch
Feb 13 2007, 12:50 PM
Hence the irony.
Ezreal
Feb 23 2007, 07:49 PM
I wish I could see the faces on all the people who don't have a clue what the hell your talking about.
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