The Lone David
May 29 2007, 01:18 AM
Women's boobs and angler fish's lures have the same principle, they lure you in then you get eaten...
Bladedwind
May 29 2007, 01:20 AM
Except a woman's boobs are more pleasant. And they SHOULDN'T leave cuts in your mouth.
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 01:23 AM
The point is they lead to bad things, very bad things...
Bladedwind
May 29 2007, 01:54 AM
Depends on the boobs....er, women.
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 02:00 AM
The women I've had experiences with cause noting but pain.
Dear some higher power, they're turning me emo!
EDIT: If I ever start wearing girl jeans and wearing my hair in front of one eye someone shoot me. In the head.
V8Supercarbabe
May 29 2007, 02:06 AM
i will gladly shoot u in the head if u do that =P
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 02:10 AM
Thank you dear
V8Supercarbabe
May 29 2007, 02:12 AM
no problem XD
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 02:19 AM
Wait a moment, Its your kind that turning me into this... thing.
How do I know that I can trust you?
V8Supercarbabe
May 29 2007, 02:21 AM
cause... im not a bitch XD and i gotta gun in my garage XD
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 02:23 AM
Thats both gratifying and scary at the same time...
V8Supercarbabe
May 29 2007, 02:24 AM
yay =]
V8Supercarbabe
May 29 2007, 04:40 AM
hehe im in I.T Multimedia, and i also have a computer class called International Computing Drivers Licence
Hunter
May 29 2007, 04:50 AM
QUOTE (V8Supercarbabe @ May 28 2007, 07:21 PM)

cause... im not a bitch XD and i gotta gun in my garage XD
Weak Sauce, mine is at the foot of my bed
V8Supercarbabe
May 29 2007, 04:51 AM
thats a good place to keep a gun
Sarcastic37
May 29 2007, 05:57 AM
Did I miss something fun?
Verbose
May 29 2007, 06:44 AM
QUOTE (Philosopher @ May 28 2007, 02:41 PM)

my screen name is Philosopher and I want to major in biology. You do the math.
I don't think you do. Your screen name should be Biologist.
QUOTE (Rae-Rae =^.^= @ May 29 2007, 05:36 AM)

So we do have a name for these rare hybrids: Women.
But I have a penis and wear pants?
QUOTE (Bladedwind @ May 29 2007, 05:48 AM)

Great. Now I'm putting bad images in my own head.
The Verbose Effect. It isn't just spread by the Agent (me) but also by those who have been exposed to the Infected (all of you).
QUOTE (The Lone David @ May 29 2007, 12:00 PM)

EDIT: If I ever start wearing girl jeans and wearing my hair in front of one eye someone shoot me. In the head.
I can do that but I can't promise it will be done with a gun.
Fair warning.
Grym
May 29 2007, 11:30 AM
dear gods more bad imagery. i think my brain cells are going into the negatives now! i dont even think thats possible!
Bladedwind
May 29 2007, 02:01 PM
It's possible. Quite possible. Just don't go past -180, or you'll create universal space-time paradox and implode the universe. That happened once. I had to go back to the drawing board and recreate everything. Needless to say, God was pretty miffed to.
Philosopher
May 29 2007, 03:52 PM
If you had to recreate everything, wouldn't you have to recreate God? And if so, how could God be miffed if you just recreated him/her/it?
Sarcastic37
May 29 2007, 04:14 PM
I think one of the foundations for belief in God is that you believe God created everything. Therefore it wouldn't be you going back and re-making the universe so to speak. It would be God. Just a thought.
Philosopher
May 29 2007, 04:17 PM
Right, that's why I was confused. Becuase I think Bladwind specifically said "I" recreated everything. Unless bladewind is implying godlike status and speaking in the third person, which is creepy.
Sarcastic37
May 29 2007, 04:18 PM
He could be God... "and thus the Lord spaketh through the forum, and yea it was good." (LFG 15:11)
Philosopher
May 29 2007, 04:22 PM
I'm not going to refer to Bladewind as The Lord and I am not going to forum church.
Now I'm probably going to get smote with a virus or something. Fantastic.
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 11:28 PM
Forum Christianity... how wonderful, its following me everywhere...
Grym
May 29 2007, 11:34 PM
smote with a virus? smote with a plague of viruses! (and/or worms)
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 11:36 PM
How about smote with a hammer...
Sarcastic37
May 29 2007, 11:38 PM
It would depend on the hammer. If it were a really big hammer then the head would have to be continent crushing...though if the head were of normal size the shaft would be so long and thin it would break under it's own force. Note: I'm not a physics major, and I AM referring to a hammer not a penis.
Grym
May 29 2007, 11:41 PM
good
it would prolly be a continent crusher. say what continent do you live on? i want to stay away from it.
The Lone David
May 29 2007, 11:42 PM
The idea was to smack all three of you and prevent this from spreading. Because I care.
Grym
May 29 2007, 11:48 PM
odd way of showing care, much?
Sarcastic37
May 29 2007, 11:49 PM
again that depends on the type of hammer.
Grym
May 29 2007, 11:53 PM
bad images!
Hunter
May 30 2007, 12:00 AM
QUOTE (The Lone David @ May 29 2007, 04:28 PM)

Forum Christianity... how wonderful, its following me everywhere...
Don't worry, here we have forum rules and (usually) common sense.
Grym
May 30 2007, 12:01 AM
BAH common sense
The Lone David
May 30 2007, 12:16 AM
Ok, new book for Grym, go get some Thomas Paine...
Grym
May 30 2007, 01:48 AM
didnt he write something right before the revolutionary war that stirred people up... it was called common sense wasnt it.
me and my mom just got back from shopping. my mom seems to have this thing with reeses puffs. i know theyre not healthy, but my mom seemed to have a blood feud with them. she pointed out that it had sugar as the second ingredient. i said that there was no other cereal in the cereal aisle without sugar in at least 3rd in the ingredient list. i was wrong. there was one with it in 4rth. we eventually got them, thanks to my
logic!
The Lone David
May 30 2007, 01:49 AM
Nothing gets by you does it?
Grym
May 30 2007, 01:55 AM
my mind is like a net woven out of a fine paper mesh. it breaks easy
The Lone David
May 30 2007, 02:01 AM
I've noticed.
Hunter
May 30 2007, 06:59 AM
At least he is honest.
Grym
May 30 2007, 10:39 AM
ow ow you broke my mind again
Sarcastic37
May 30 2007, 03:53 PM
wait...so you bought the cereal with the 5 rocks in it or the least sugar?
Grym
May 30 2007, 11:05 PM
uh... no. but btw, on that note, never eat froot loops. the most common ingredient in them, was sugar. thats disgusting
The Lone David
May 30 2007, 11:06 PM
Most children's cereals are like that, I usually have toast and a cup of tea.
Hunter
May 30 2007, 11:08 PM
I have english muffins toasted for breakfast.
Grym
May 30 2007, 11:09 PM
actually, most of our cereals have sugar as the second or third ingredient. froot loops was the only one i could find with mostly sugar in it
Hunter
May 30 2007, 11:14 PM
Well you can get fruitloops with a third of the sugar.
DarkNevaeh
May 31 2007, 01:51 AM
Yo!
DarkNevaeh is my handle
I'm 21
I live in Orlando, FL
I've played WoW off and on
and im an all around geek....
you name the geeky thing, and i have done it...is still dong it...or i may do it in the future
So whats up?
Hunter
May 31 2007, 01:54 AM
Geeky thing named number one
Ever sing the Lumberjack song and have other people join in?
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