I don't think it has been entirely ruled out by our current understanding of science and physics.

Besides, I've always found myself a rogueish sort of chap and if I played my cards right, who knows where the night could lead?


Not necessarily.


Yet another supporter in my demands for increased zombie porn!


I doubt I fit into any of those categories.

Or rather, I fit equally well into all three (if by nice you mean willing to flirt with anything down to and below a 2x4).

I demand the statement be revised to, "There are the nice people, the intellectuals, the crazy and the Verbose."


I guess it takes a long time for Denmark to revolve around the sun?


Also the era of bathing once every several months so you don't make yourself sick, humours and the lack of any really good fetish books. I mean, you didn't even get de Sade until the 18th century.

But they had leather and chastity belts. Seems like the people back then had a better grasp of contraceptives.

Pfft. Then the Persian Empire (I think it was) was best of all since they had a lot of eunuchs.

Everybody has leather, anyway. We have plastic. It's more fun, more durable and it doesn't biodegrade! Victory team pollution!

Well, replacing leather with plastic just isn't the same. And I hear it chafes something awful.

I'm 24 living in China... who would have guessed? Anyway, I've found some of the latest post extremely interesting... and honestly, I support leather. Plastic whips just don't have the same crack that leather ones do....or so I've heard...... for myself. Anyway, moving away from my freaky. yet ultimately eroitc, ideas (or not),;

1. Is Paris Hilton going to have a prison sex video? Because I would completely download that without paying anything for it.

2. Zombie porn?!..... I'm listening...

3. How do you have sex without leather?

1 - I've never found paris hilton particularly attractive...but I'd still love to nail her.

2 - I would probably watch zombie porn more our of morbid curiosity

3 - Once leather enters a sexual relationship I've found that metal objects and other scary things aren't too far behind. Its a slippery slope...Say no to leather!

1- most sex is good sex as long as im getting off

2- "that is so hot"

3- whats wrong with spicing it up a little?

1. I would like to test that theory sometime.

2. Everybody in the whole wide world loves zombie porn.

3. Verbosity.

1.) does that mean i get another free pass to the jello room?

2.) Zombies dont do to the fact that they dont get brains out of the deal

3.) We all love verbosity

Hi, I am Anderonis, a 20 something (if 20 counts as 20 something), who does things. Including stuff.

1. Paris Hilton does not meet my requirements for hot, which are as follows: redheaded or being married to me.

2. Zombie porn? Porn is watching procreation, which is the populating of the earth with one's species. Zombies increase their population by infection (most cases, others involve magic and radiation and hampsters, but lets go with infection). They normally infect though bites. So therefore zombie porn is zombies biting, eating, and just generally infecting people. Every zombie horror flick is technically zombie porn.

3. <Insert something about verbosity and/or leather here>

Since when is it exclusively procreation. I mean, i dont see gays procreating (i swear i didnt know it was gay sex, the girls never came) or everyones favorate back door. Then their is ..... maybe i should stop. I already see the angry pm coming my way, but in short, zombie porn is the shit.

Nonsense. That is purely incidental. It is the taboo that excites. It's why everyone has some sort of fetish - even if they haven't found their own yet.

What's more taboo than zombies having sex? Only certain activities involving goats.

1 - What about some paris hilton on zombie action?

2 - The real attraction to zombie porn has to be the addition of "bonus" points of entry. The downside I suppose is your partner's taste for human flesh and the specific location of the previously mentioned "bonus points of entry"

3 - leather is a negative for me because of the chaffing and the fact that animal parts shouldn't be used sexually. I own a leather jacket...I don't consider fur "murder"...but the concept of having sex focusing on dead cow skin is somehow abhorrent to me. Sort of like masturbating with bacon.

Lo all i only joinedrecently so i figured i would "introduce" myself. Name is usually Jabba O o <>< buuut i couldnt have that due to the disallowed letters thus i ended up with Jabba... Very interesting i know, so yeah, hi.

alllso like to add the whole bacon thing, yeah i get you, and zombie action? BONUS POINTS OF ENTRY? *backs away slowly*

also like to point out that more taboo would be certain activities involing zombie goats

Hold on, i need to go to the store really quick and experiment

Sorry I haven't been able to get on lately...the only bad thing about college is that you need money to attend, and to get said moneys, one has to work 10 hours a day split between mowing rich people's lawns (i.e. golf course tees) and serving obese people ice cream (custard/burger stand). What a microcosm of American society. I should write a book. But I digress. On to the replies.



Yes, your memory serves you right. They're about 5 minutes apart.

As for the present conversation, the Middle Ages (i.e. the 13th and 14th century) was more known for fear of the end of the world and the Bubonic Plague than honor and heroism. Most of the so-called heroism was actually Christians killing fellow Christians within Europe. Any more questions are acceptable, of course: Medieval history is and/or was my major.

As for sex w/ leather, etc: fetishes are not my cup of tea. Sure, they work for other people, but I just don't see the appeal. I feel pain and do not like it, I have no desire to be tied down, and goats, well...another conversation, maybe.

History Major, I think I'm going to like you, what part of Medieval Europe did you focus on?

I've only completed my first year of college, but I've mainly focused on deviant groups (i.e. heretics, witches, lepers, etc.) and I've done research myself into weaponry, warfare and religion.

Fun times soon to be had...

Ah I haven't decleared my major yet but since first and second year courses don't do into much depth I have to wait a while before I get into anything really good.

I know what you mean. I got lucky and got into a second semester sophomore medieval class, so we learned about something interesting.

*jelous* I have a friend that was on one of those but somehow thought that if one person was able to do something counter to the norm the norm must be wrong, she was stubborn and tried to explain to her why the norm was the norm and if one woman wrote a book about owning a pub it didn't mean there were many more that did.

Gah all you people living in the past. I hate my art history courses.

Art history? What else did you take?

You mean what else am i taking, im a 3rd year architecture major with a business minor.

Oh cool, So you've figured out what you want to do with your life, I respect that since I can't do to much with a BA besides know stuff unless I go into other fields as well or get my masters and just be a professional student.

totally unfair i am still doing A levels, you guys live really ineteresting lives, though im sure you will disagree. so wish i was at uni. Schools work differently in england, we dont have to stay in college after 16, but i decided to and im doing A levels so i can get into university (=\ cant spell that word). Masters degree? whats that =\

You got Uni right but on this side of the pond we have to get a bachelors degree (4 years) and declare a major by the third year, then if a person wants to upgrade for more money and other stuff then they for a Masters Degree, I don't know how long masters take though. A person can keep upgrading until they get their Doctorate. Its still early so I can't remember all the details, check out Wiki it should tell you what you need to know, or that reality is a commodity.

Masters, depending on what its for, can take between 1-3 years i believe. And getting a Doctorate I think is an aditional 7 years, part of wich you spend as a teachers assistant or something like that

*edit* please correct me if I'm wrong

yeah and in most fields you have to work before you move on to the next bit of your education unless you are on of those really really really really smart people.

ahh so here is where i introduce my self lol

Hello everyone, honestly i randomly appeared here cause I've read blind ferret stuff before, anyways im glad to be here and i think i'm going to stick around on this forum for a little while since my others died out, i hope you all welcome me with open arms, LFG comic is also the shit


if you didn't read that neat little banter we had about me and well noobs in general lol

Hey everyone

Been reading LFG since strip 4 and decided to sign up.

Yeah... well, hello everyone

Basically, the advanced education system here in the States is a place where you can spend lots of money on credentials. You don't actually have to learn anything until graduate school, where you have the chance to narrow down you ideas and actually research something useful. But that's just my opinion of it. And that's why, if all things work out like they should, I'll be attending grad school in Europe somewhere. By that time, I'll be able to speak German and French alongside English, so I should have a few options.

No, I'm not overly smart--merely ambitious. The likelihood of my dreams being fufilled are very slight.

The ability to admit that to yourself makes you smarter than at least half the world.

But the American education system isn't that good, most children can't find their home town on the map of the US.

Well, I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
People are stupid.

Tommy Lee Jones said it too!

Tommy Lee Jones can kiss my ass.

Didn't you like MIB?

The first 50 times I saw it, It's gotten old and MIIB blew.
So did Man of the House while I'm on this topic.

MY aunt wanted to watch MAn of the House with me *shudders* I don't know what the hell he was thinking, last good movie I say him in was either The Missing or Space Cowboys.

I've kind of given up on him.

Its always a good gamble to go with his buddy, Clint Eastwood.

Actually, if i had to choose a favorite actor, I'd probably go with Ian McKellan.

It depends on what type of actor, for Thespians it is a tie between McKellin and Patrick Stewart, for Western actors it would be the Duke then Clint Eastwood, and comedic would be Mike Myers.

comedy would be a tie between bill murray and robin williams

Then you're not doing it right.

It's not as simple as breaking out the whip to start you off. It plays off the knowledge that your sense of touch is your sense of pain. You just need to build it up and increase sensation as you increase excitement.

It's almost an art form.


To be fair, most home towns aren't worth finding.

The Australian university system is easy. We do units, each unit lasting a semester (half a year). A full time student generally does four units per semester.

Units are broken up into four broad categories. First year subjects, second year subjects, third year subjects and post-graduate subjects.

You get enough credits by completing units and, after enough credits have been accumulated, you look at the units you've done and they tell you what majors you're eligible for. Sometimes you need to do a bit of adjusting, maybe another semester of study to qualify for a Bachelor's Degree but generally you study what you want to and then get your degree.

For Graduates, you can apply for a Master's Degree or a Doctorate of Philosophy (after getting a Masters, usually) or double up on however many degrees you like.

It's a flexible system.

Thats very similar to the Canadian system but we have three semesters, the two main are in Fall and Winter and Summer is for either making up or redoing the main courses.

We probably could fit in a third semester, but honestly, twenty four weeks of work a year is more than enough for me.

Those 12 hour weeks slay me.






Note: I am an Arts (read: Humanities, not paintings) student and we're notoriously useless.

I as well am in arts, I know that a BA is useless without anything else.