25 year old, Female, has a penchant for bitching about nostalgic movies.

Hey all. Been reading for awhile, decided to join the forums today because WoW was still down for the fixing stuff when I came online. I need more things to spend my time on when I should be working.

Anyway, I'm Jen, 28, I live in Lafayette, IN. I work in a large bookstore chain called Not Borders and if you come to my store and try to give me your Borders card and then argue with me that we're the same store I will act all nice and then later go to the break room and tell my coworkers what an idiot you are.

I'm a gamer girl, started playing video games when I was a wee tot. Frogger was the best game ever. Anyway, on WoW I play on Silver Hand and my main is Arabari, fire mage superstar. I read a lot, since I can borrow books from work. I sew and I'm pretty good at it. My sewing machine requires a blood sacrifice for every new project, though, or maybe I'm a klutz.

I look forward to posting and I've already been laughing enough that my husband is once again thinking I'm insane and reconsidering the wisdom of remaining married to me.

So you work at Barne's and Noble's?

Meh, it's a bookstore, so you're alright. But Waldenbooks is where it's at. It's the underappreciated bitch to Borders, but the lines are always smallest at a Harry Potter book release. There were only 25-40 people there as opposed to the 250-ish at BN.

...The same store?

The lack of an upper limit to stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

Verbose: Sorry, but no. Ballscratch: Half right.

But we had a party and I got to dress like a school girl! My husband rather liked that for some reason. Heehee

Same here, but my party had nothing to do with Harry Potter.

Half right? Which half?!

The part about the penchant for bitching about nostalgic movies.

Wasn't that really a third?

Based on letter count, yes. But it's weighted to cover 1/2 of your total guess under the new point system.

But I guessed gender, age and mental stature, that's 3 points.

You'd think so. But each of the first two are weighted at .5 under the new system, making a total of two points. Didn't you get the memo on this?

Oh, I have the memo right here, I just forgot. No biggie.

That's what she said! Woo!

The female half, wrong on age.

And I don't get nostallgic about movies much, only books.

So guess my age and I'll draw you something shiny.

Ker-samples. A half dragon drow in a slavegirl type outfit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/The...oenix/Xalix.jpg

Holy soiled vending machine panties!

That's some multitude of images.

You are a Fantasy whore arn't you? Look at all that Novel/Webcomic Fanart!

Hyena-girl's boobs are too small, and close together.


You'd think the picture of you would help me guess your age, but no.

Less than 20, more than 15.

There's my "Five year" guess.

Yes, it is. I draw a lot. Funny, I say "Hey, look at my Photobucket." and no one does. I don't, and people do.

The first bit? Arguably. The second? Nope. I think there's a grand total of less than half a dozen fanart pictures in there, the rest is all original, barring a few edited pictures I needed to host somewhere, and a couple maps for my D&D game.


Yeah, that's one of the older ones. I have gotten better. I'm rather fond of her oversized nose. And crap, I forgot those pictures were even in there.


And you, sir, win a picture. I'm best at drawing girls and dragons, though whether I'm good at drawing anything is entirely a matter of opinion.

And my age is 16.

True I guess, I think I actually only saw two fanarts in my short sojourn.



I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say "Pony Girl"

Which ones? Most are craptastic beyond recognition and you can't tell who they are.

*sigh* I'm going to assume lady centaur, and I'm going to be wrong aren't I...

You're a bit old, but if you're interesting I may change my mind. You're on notice.

Remember, it's not statutory rape if you don't penetrate.

Sometimes I'm ashamed of myself.

And you, Verby.

You can't be ashamed of me. I'm like, good manners and awesome combined into one sexy, sexy package.

It's the singular breast that concerns me.

The only person I have in the LFG guild on Dark Iron would be my 34 Orc Warlock named Adrammelech.
If I'm not on my lock and ever need help with something just /who Eternal Damnation and odds are its me or someone that will help you.
That is all.

Hey people.

I go by Sureal, Jaenele, or Tittian. (If you can guess where I got these slightly altered names from you get a cookie)

I'm 22 and I live in Gardner, Massachusetts.... A.K.A. Hell Hole.
I work in fast food, and I don't get many hours yet, so for now i use my free time either on WoW, or on rare occasions, going outside and hanging around with friends.

Sureal is my main on Dark Iron and I'm in the LFG guild What Would Richard Do, so if you're on the server and bored, drop me a line. Just be sure to identify yourself because sometimes I don't take kindly to strange people messaging me >.>
(if you saw some of the messages I've gotten you'd know why :shudders: )

I also have alliance alts on Sargeras, but I haven't played them nearly as much as my horde, so.... >.>
I have like 6-7 alts on Allaince however, and I have 2 mains. Kaeleer, and Waterlily.

uhm................

other than that................:shrug:

If i've left something out.. lemme know

wait..wait idk I think I had where those names were from and now i dont ah whatever, on to bigger and better things.

I fail at the name game.

To know the answer you must read!! Read I say!

Since no one can guess it I'll just say it. They're from The Black Jewels trilogy by Anne Bishop.

I am Triforceelf. Some people think I am crazy, but the people in my head say I am not so I think I am fine. I am 18 and live in the Sonora Desert, where it is very hot and old people drive 35 in a 45 zone and crowd the restaurants. I like LFG, I play WoW and on Dark Iron I am sittingcow the shaman.

I secretly am an avid supporter of the Alliance and a pwnkin on the Forgotten Coast server. THE HORDE WILL FALL! ALLIANCE FTW!

Sonoran Desert is in Riverside/San Bernadino area, isn't it?

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Hi everyone.

Hmm...some basic info about me...
my handle , as you can see , is the_one.
I'm 14 and I live in New York.

When I'm not surviving the social and academic hell that is high school , I play WoW and read webcomics(LFG , Elf Only Inn , and Vgcats mostly)

Soo if anyone happens to have a character on the Blackwater Raiders server and wants to say hi , my characters are:
ALLIANCE
Donagh
Ceos
Evannis
Halanos

HORDE
Velinar

NEO....nah nah na na na
SPORIN....nah nah na na na

Not really "new" around here, but what the heck, eh?

Hey there, folks. Some of you might recognize me from Sohmer and deSouza's other comic forum. Yeah, it's the same guy. ::waves::

Well, i'm new here (lets all say DUH!!!)
The name's Nicky.
I'm also a race appart among girls; For I am... A girl! Dumdumdum......
I play WoW, but only at the weekends But In the week I'll spend my time here
I live in Belgium, but if anyone knows a place, out of Belgium, MAIL me!!! sryy Hate the place
I'm 17 and in September 18, So I'm finaly mature as they ussed to say, But suprise, suprise I'm not
I love to read books from Stephen King, horror movies, thrillers and so on....
Ooooh wait I also love to watch Stargate (also the atlantis version)
If you want to know more Beep me up

Handle's Rabbitt on everything.
Student/Photographer
16 years old, no ambition to get my drivers license.
Love photography and art in general.
I keep up with about six web comics.
Trying to make a portfolio site but having trouble finding a good place to learn the programming.
Played WoW before, currently to poor to buy a subscription.



You read Stephen King, watch horror movies, play WoW, and read online comics. Hell, come live me! Really though, I do love me some Stephen King. Ever read The Mist? Definitely my favorite of his stories. Although I recently picked up Needful Things and Pet Cemetery so that may be subject to change.

Double post! Reported!

Not really, I just wanted to say that.

That's Verby's line, and you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to steal it.

Kudos for the Kung Pow reference.



I'm never ashamed of anything involving Verbose. If I was, I'd die of shame.

EDIT: 333 post! I'm half evil, like a Tiefling or something! Or I'm 444 short of being a Moose.

Hello everyone, i just registered up to say Hi. I just recently found this page, and i love this comic btw. Sooo funny, and great art! Very well done!

I am an avid WoW player and ive gotten several members of my guild interested in this comic now (our forums seem to be spamed with richard avatars now, and our guild chat with quotes lol)

I was also pleasently suprised to see that there is some readers here, maybe even some that read as much as i do. I read that you like long series of books as i do. But as yet i dont see a recomendation for MY favorite series. So if you like fanasy books i have a few titles you might want to check out.

If your looking for detail of a new world, one that is unique and well thought out, try Anne McAffrey's Dragon Riders of Pern. This series spans several thousands years thru ALOT of books (altho most are in whats concidered the present) and she also goes into almost every single aspect of life on pern, theres even a Dragon lovers Guide to Pern, that has pictures, recipes, size comparisions of dragons, and alot of other info. To get the full impact of this series do NOT read it in a timeline progression, read it in with the first 3 published first, then you can head off for the timeline, or finish the present era and then head to the books placed earlier in the timeline. The first three are " dragonquest" "dragon flight" and "the white dragon". once you get past these you will notice that alot of the books written in the present overlap, giving several dif points of view to some of the same plot points. very well written, and easy to stay with.

Anyway, just thought id drop you a good book suggestion in return for the laughs you gave me. Thanks and keep up the good work!

Merged for ease of use and because, frankly, this belongs here

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My name is..... strange so you can just call me Saviour Wiseman.
Thats what my name means, I am not full of myself as many seem to think when I call myself that.

I'm 14 and enjoy reading fantasy/sci-fiction and video games. I also enjoy outdoors activities,but I live in the UAE which is sometimes as high as 50C during our season of super summer.(Here there are 2 seasons: summer and then super summer) I like the heat, but my friends are whiny babies and there is only so much to do alone. So I spend alot of time online looking for things to read since I can only afford to buy one book a week. This comic LFG is brilliant. I love the art, the characters are heliarious and I can't wait to see where the story goes. I am going to try and find all the books you have all recommended and I have some recommendations of my own for webcomics to read other then LFG.

www.nuklearpower.com
www.giantitp.com
www.uglyhill.com

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P.S
Please excuse any mistakes I made in my english. However, can you please point them out. It helps me learn.

Also please check out my empire Ferjinia at www.nationstates.net

Use the "edit" button Luke!

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That's your only error. It's spelled "Hilarious" but everything else was impeccable.

What's a Ferjinia?

The great and mighty empire of Ferjinia is the world's second largest contry to rule over a single continent. (Austraila being the first). It is in Atlantic Ocean roughly in the center of the distance between South America and Africa. Recently we have had some hardships. Greatest of them being noticed by the rest of the world. We aren't even on the world map. It makes me said to say I'm emperor. The only information on my contry is on the website www.nationstates.net and even that is only three paragraphs. They even put the wrong flag.

On a different topic, what is the meaning of life?

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Douglas Adams. Bien.

Strictly speaking, this is a commonly held myth.

After all, the continent Australia is on is Oceana. Also on this continent: New Zealand, some of Papua New Guinea, several other small islands dotted around the coast that aren't officially owned by Australia.

Show of hands - Who actually knows where New Zealand is?



Okay, more than I expected. How about this then - Who actually cares?



Exactly.

Lies. Australia owns them all. And Australia is still the largest country not counted as a continent.

Also, Ferjinia must be destroyed.

I care about NZ. My sister moved out there a few years back and happily lives with her boyfriend. She's on the North island, surrounded by agricultural lands and just 15 minutes from sulphurus hot springs. So, yeah, I care.

Pretty sure Russia is bigger.

Maybe it's the biggest country in one continent that isn't counted as the whole continent?


And Ghis wrecks the curve again! Compassion is up in your base, wrecking your apathies.

Well, today was interesting.
I was stabbed. Whats new with all of you?