Spoil all my fun, why don't you?

That only applies to MALES, I should state.

Oh, so you're only spoiling half my fun. That's marginally better.

I don't want to know about the other half of your fun that I'm spoiling.

It involves a lot of marmalade.

Vegemite is better.

Not how I'm using it. It burns too much for too little friction cooling.

I thought the burning was pleasurable.

Burn on burn is saved for special occasions, like weekdays.

Or any month starting with a letter.

Days that begin are also appropriate.

I'm thinking hours within a twenty-four hour period.

Or any moment after now.

This one is sometimes referred to as a Sylvarius. It is 20 years old, male, and lives in the DFW area of Texas. It used to LARP, has never touched WoW, not even with a stick, but did enjoy The Saga of Ryzom for a brief period of time. There are many, many old things that it has not seen, such a Labyrinth, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Well, truth be told, it has seen both of those things, but it was also making out with someone at the time, and therefore the memories are blurry, but you get the gist of it. (it also just watched both Serial Expierments Lain and Cowboy Bebop for the first time this last month, how exciting is that?)

The point of the previous statements were to express how happy this is one to be here at least somewhat near the beginning of LFG, and that it hopes to stick around, albeit more in the background, henceforth.

Also, no, I will not consistently or constantly refer to myself as "it".

It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

That is all.

I've had that twinsect piccie on my myspace for 2 whole years.

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And I've shamelessly ripped it and turned it into something beautiful.

I saw going to say seamlessly, but shamelessly works too. Nothing screams fan-girl-ism like fantasizing about red-headed British twins that co-star in the Harry potter flicks.

I could have sworn i just heard something about a gang bang here...

Maybe my Secks-Sensor 5000 is broken...

Run, 1337. Run.

And yes, being a red-head DOES rock. Nothing screams "Great In Bed" like pubic hair that looks like it's on fire from a distance.

Personally, i find gingers very un-attractive.

Don't worry, 13lind, I'm sure the rest of humanity feels the same way about you, validating your prejudice.

Wow, that explainsa lot. I think i am going to hang myself now.

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Remember, the knot goes behind your left ear. Silly emo.

Thats only if you want your neck to snap. I think that would be too quick more my masochistic ass.

True, but you can never get rid of emos too fast, ya know?

That is what my Emo smiting shotgun is for. And for the record, im not Emo, a masochist maybe but not Emo. If you can figure out what my *yonk*, congrats to you.


Edit, never mind, dont want to send the wrong idea.

Because ambiguous notes about edits always go so well on here.

I bags shotgun.

Get your own, you lazy bum. Always bogarting the shotfun.

I tried converting a MA5B, but it didn't work.

You know what else you can never get rid of too fast? People who don't actually know what Emo means.

Who doesn't know what 'Emo' means? Everyone nowadays does.

Hi I'm BraidedLust or Braid for short. I have a 52 Tauren War by the same name that I'm having transfered over to Dark Iron this weeked so I can play with ya'll. A tauren with pig tails, somehow the name just sounded funny after a 4 pack of RedBull and gobstoppers.

I play WoW, some D&D (where did 2nd ed go?) and paintball. I played Rugby when I lived in Austraila for Central Queensland Uni during college. My visa ran out so I had to come home to the states where I live north of Cow Town, Ohio. I hate Ohio State because it fracks up traffic on game weekends. I am one Bad Ass Army Wife and I throw a mean game of darts, esp when I have a Strongbow or two in me. Hubbie will be deploying to Korea so we have digital 'dates' on WoW. Nothing like ganking alli when I've had a bad day at work.

You never ask a girl her age, and if you do she'll lie to you anyway so don't waste your time.

Even though you wont say, im going to guess 32.

To the hell where all poorly planned and completely biased game systems who don't even offer a redeeming ability for flexible narrative options go.


I see your 32 and raise you 64, thus making my overall guess 96.

I'll see your 96 and lower you 12, thus destroying all laws of physics.

Hi...

I'm Poper, 26y.o. Aussie guy.

A friend put me onto this comic and I loved it immediately. I joined the wow guild on DI.

- Pops

Wow, this comic's come so far since i read the first one.... yet ive failed to post at all in the forums...

anyway, im 16, almost seventeen, counting the days, (it doesnt have to do with material possessions, i assure you), female and australian....

as a hobby i write... which doesnt say im any good, just that i can....

play diablo 2, only cuz i heard wow is too addictive, sometimes cs, and other games that wont come to mind

and yeah, apart from all 'flaws' of my being, (which only depend on wat society ur going by ) thats me

Woot! More fools from the land down under! Yay for Melbourne!

Nope. Not really. Emo is slang for a type of music called emotive hardcore, and it hasn't really been big since the early nineties. Some stupid newspaper reporter heard it, and decided to use the term for bands like Fall Out Boy and Dashboard Confessional. All those.

Emo is short for emotional, or emotive. It's been used in short slang for emotive hardcore, but generally it just means emotional.

Under 30, but just had a birthday so _feel_ old.

Whats with all da ol' bags on this forum?

its all old people and australians..

its tough for someone like me; a pimp of the sea

(fishsex ftw)

Obed was a sailor, he sailed the seven seas.
He made love to the fish.
He made love...to the fish.

- Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets, Innsmouth Look.

I guess LFG just fits the Aussie venacular.

It must be rough for you. So few people live near the coast who have the money spare to pay for your fishy hoes.


Either that, or we have a lot of liars.

You should have said criminals.

I don't think this board is full of criminals.

Not enough talk about bashing.

*insert obligatory salutation here*

Hey, I'm Phoenix Talion, and that's all I'm telling you. First person to correctly guess my gender and my age within five years gets a cookie. Damn, no cookie emoticon?

Erm. I'll draw you something shiny.

I don't play wow, but I play D&D a lot. Ask about my WIP homebrew world setting sometime, I'll talk your ear off.

Ten year old hermaphrodite.

It hasn't won me any win yet but sooner or later the obscure guess will pull through.