<-------- I adore no one.

The thing you want is for me to respect you.

My current Light Reading

Tch. I am respected by no one and I aim to keep it that way. I prefer unadulterated adoration. And I will demand it.

If you don't adore her, she will force you to adore her. On your knees. In front of her.

speaking from experience?

Just don't fight against her to long....I ended up in an iron maiden...it was unpleasant to say the least.

Im 14 and i live in england (no british accent tho )
My comps crap so the best game i play on it is Warcraft 3 : frozen throne (getting a laptop soon tho ^^)
I found LFG from the banner on the CAD site XD
When im not online im either with friends, on the ps3, at school or studying (GCSE coursework )

-Slawterer

Welcome to the forums, friend from across the pond. Enjoy your stay, and, as a word of caution, getting too attached to any of us regulars will cause you to become temporarily blind.

Don't lie, Alexandre. We love to be clung to... Especially me...

Max Kronos... the new guy... 39 and getting younger... love the rpg and comp games... been reading LFG since a friend turned me on to it and loving it... has actually inspired me to dust off the books and start playing again...

good for you, it's never too late to become a total looser once again, after all, according to my calculations of how often people complain about the assholes and losers of this world there are more loosers than actual human beings...

Sorry, got slightly off track there, what I meant to say was:


Wellcome newcomers, hope the latex gloves don't bring back bad memories from going through airport security, I just got out of a very interesting special Chemistry lab.

lol nice
cant be worse than warcraft addiction tho XD

-slawterer

actually it is better


more drinking involved

Name's Fredrik, 20 years old from Sweden
Computer science student, just started my second year. Into beer and death metal.

i'm nicole and i'm a writer from iowa. it's so boring here, i have to make up like 6-7 stories at a time to keep myself from going mad. i also play WoW ALL the time. most of the time i'm just sitting as "AFK" and actually watching tv & listening to japanese music. 'least i'm getting my money's worth of procrastination.

Welcome new people one and all. Welcome to the forums now if you would please hand over your souls and all metallic items. Also look out for walking corpses, I hear H3 let some loose recently.

sorry i already sold my soul for a cookie. and if you think you can take my shinies... well... i'll have to introduce you to Charlie. he's my knife. he loves you and wants a hug.

$*&^*%Q!!!!!!!!! there out? great, now i have to go round them up again

*goes and gets butterfly net and chases the zombies*

heh

i like this guy already

thats a girl reader

i am? *checks* hm. seems i am. would explain why my name is Nicole. and why i have these huge fatty growths on my chest. though, my family DOES call me "Cole"... *ponders*

screw it. as far as anyone is concerned, i am a "fangirl". we are not people. and we lack the ability to reproduce. we spread our kind through infection. as a result, we do not technically have a gender. so just call me "it".

well welcome to the form, stop by the jibber jaber thread, we have pie there

ANOTHER GIRL! I ditto H3 and his JJ invite! XD We need to work on balance. Hey! Proof that there ARE girls on the internet!

But everyone knows that 94% of those who use this forum don't last more than a week.

I mean, welcome, Linxa! have a fun time in Dr. Manta's LSD Farm!

So pessimistic! LMAO. I lasted more than a week. >.>

I didn't know you accounted for more than 94% of the forum...

Anyways, I extend a warm wellcome to any new members of our extended forum family, I hope you have all your shots.

I think I lasted more than a week now, but we golems don't care much for time

Kelly, there are plenty of girls on the interwebs. They're just selling themselves.

don't sell yourself. own yourself and be free!

to starve, find nothing to do, fall apart from lack of repair. I prefer slavery, thank you very much.

that particular girl is a fucking moron

i hope a creepy old man buys her virginity

I've seen mail-order brides. They're actually not that bad to look at. But I'm pretty sure they weren't virgins when they came over here.

I'm Lisa and I approve this message: that's a bonafide full-of-shit statement. Girls do not exist inside the web. Thanks.

i was referring to the chick who is auctioning off her virginity to pay for college

She's probably not actually a virgin.

My thought exactly!!

Hi all! It's been a really really long time since I was last on here so I thought I would reintroduce myself. I'm 20 now and still in Ft.Jackson, sadly enough, I've been in rehab for the past 6 months because my sorry arse was injured during basic >< pathetic I know. I hope to be getting out and go back to training soon though. Anyway, I play games when I can and draw, write, read, and surf the internet. Haven't played WOW since....end of last year sometime, dang computer. T.T I plan on starting up again when i buy more time on it. lol

That's it! Hello to all again!

Nice to meet you, Wildamae. Though you don't know me, I am sorta new here... No, I'm new here, I just want to say again: Nice to meet you. If you choose, you can call me Sess instead of my whole username. I am mostly found in the RP area. I play games, read, write, draw, and other things. Again, nice to meet you.

Sorry about everything you're going/went through. I hope it all gets better.

Haldo Wildamae! Welcome to the forums! I'm Manta, the masked schizo.

EDIT: I'm gonna make that my title...

yes, welcome to the forums!

Yes welcome welcome. Now if you'll excuse me I have people to torture.

like who?

The puppies he keeps chained in the basement.

*breakes into basement* alright! release the puppies!

NEVAH!

To ignore the previous strain of conversation, welcome all I haven't met, and enjoy your times here on the forums.

Welcome. That's all.

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Welcome. That's all.

Eloquent in its brevity. How quaint.

Hello all! Honestly I'm somewhat surprised I didn't discover this place/comic sooner. I ended up spending the better part of the night/morning reading all of it. So I thought I'd see what the community has to offer. :]

hola! welcome to the madness

Hello Deific. Welcome to the LFG forum where, as of today (and all eternity) we are serving unhoned chaos and clinical insanity for the better part of your life. As of now, you're to be of madness and start your killing spree. Oh! And pick up the rare, deadly flowers for decoration! (Which will go above your bed post with thousands of beheaded people.) Your room here will be painted in blood and the poisons you make are to kill the insubordinate. Also, don't kill me. I didn't make the rules, but that's how it is. Follow these rules and you'll probably survive long enough to see the light of day... in which you'll be incerated by a thousand burning suns. Um... Also, i am found in the RP and the Games and Entertainment areas

Again, nice to meet you. Oh! And run away from hhh221, he steals hearts! '>.>

sex talk
boys in dresses
sarcastic wit
sadistic beauties


and that is just in the JJ