Cough Cough

*Points to your description of "arrogant asshole"*

*appears with a cloud of smoke* Did someone just summon me here?

Lisa, stop scaring the children with your tales of horror, it's best to let them learn that on their own.

hello all newbies, pleese behave or I will have to take your brains and turn you into another of my zombie minions

I'm also new here.
I'm 21 years old and from The Netherlands. ATM I'm busy studying Computer Science, working, having fun at my student association, playing WoW, reading books and some comics .

*hands soul to Sayuri Kajira*

O hai thar! I'm Adenostar, a name taken from a Goddess character I play on another forum. I'm 27 and I'm a Richardaholic, otherwise known as a squealing fangirl. I've been stalking you all.. I mean lurking around the forum for quite some time now, too nervous to actually register. But.. I'm here now, so... yeah. Hi and stuff!

What can I say about myself? I'm married, I have a kid (who is unfortunately too old for that cute little Richard onesie *sad*), and I'm a total dork who has no life to speak of. Nice ta meetcha!

you have joined.... Now we can get youoooooooo...... MwaHAHAHAHAHA!
I haven't been here long enough to go mad.

I started that way.


I go logout now *peace*

Why cross out the stalking part? We're used to much worse acts of twisted minds here.

Well, I kinda figured that, but I'd like to keep up my innocent act as long as possible. If I admit to stalking, I might not seem quite so innocent anymore. Granted this post prolly isn't going to help, but hey, whatever. Uhh.. I'm innocent! And cute! I would never dream of stalking anyone. >.>

innocence is overrated, in intelligent circles it's called lack of experience.

I like people from the Netherlands. They're quick to get the idea.



Hey, I'm pretty innocent...

Oh, I've plenty of experience, I just like the innocent act. Lures people in. You know its the "innocent" ones you have to watch out for, but no one ever really does. Give the people a false sense of security, then when they least expect it.. Hmm.. I think I've said too much now.

Meh, you're a little too late in using that ploy. I've already done it. Hence the nickname: "The Killer Carebear." David and Masa can vouch for that. You might want try pseudo-intellectual. It works better with this crowd.

up until they go out of their way to make you feel like a moron

oh and if you do decide to go that route make sure you have sources

if not, they will rip you a new one like you've never been ripped before

Well thats okay, I'll pass on the pseudo-intellectual thing. I'm much better act acting like a total ditz, anyway.

1. If I had one, I would hand it over
2. BULLSHIT

meh, I don't know why people need to form some sort of generic identity, it's much funner to be individualistically original, that way people have no idea how to react to your prescence.

Also, you allready know my deal with the soul thing, Lisa, there's a lot of people who have bought it so far (suckers) so you'll have to work it out with them.

1. Aaaww... I love you too.

2. SHH! Don't tell them things they should already know.



Tch. My personality defines me. Anything else is just scat.

Hello, I'm Larka. I am new to these forums but not new to the site. Currently I am 16 but soon to be 17. I'm a girl who likes to play video games and reading comics/manga but am starting to find out that I'm running out of free time to actually play video games. School and such. Anyways I'm planning on becoming and Electrical/Electronics Engineer which I'll be going to college for right after I graduate high school. Heh, I hope I didn't bore you with my little intro, and I really hope to become very active in this forum.

Welcome, larka, welcome.

Welcome to the family. Oh and the corpses on the walls...yeah they are real. I like to think they add diversity to the home.

Hello New peoples, I am MantaLord. More of a Lurker these days, but Whatev.

Welcome to madness Larka! I'm Uga, Patron god of barrel tossing

Nice to have another potential Engineer around.

Welcome, little one. You can just leave your soul at the door. My minions will pick it up.

So many welcomes. We're overwhelming at times.

This forum is rather hilarious .. though I have to say I haven't read all of it (yet).
Christianne (obviously..)
18 (this friday)
east coast of CANADA (reppin')

I've actually never been involved with anything like this, I'm more of the partying/sports girl but I am a closet fantasy lover... ahahaha. But, I couldn't resist getting to know the LFG community.. Just wondering, how often is LFG updated? Why do people become members? Whats a signature? Is it not normal to have a picture of yourself as your profile picture...? I'm rather ancy and want the story to continue.. forever. From reading the posts I'm getting the feeling that lacking a Y chromosome makes me a little rarer in these forums... I can't understand how any girl wouldn't love Richard..

so yeah. first post on a forum ever ... !!

wait. why doesn't my picture show up like everyone else's ... is that something different than profile picture?

your profile picture only shows up on your profile

the picture in the forum is your avatar, that shows up in every post

your signature is just something that will show up after every post

the comic updates monday and thursday

oooh, not just a LFG forum newbie, but a forum virgin alltogether.

Sorry for the sexual innuendo, I couldn't resist.

Also, wellcome, your dorkiness level just grew 30%

in order:
one or twice a week, to post......... if your not a member it is impossible to post........ it is the area below a post that will be below every post you make and will change as you want it to (example, all the sigs on the people here show up on all there posts)............ no, there are many female members, Sayuri Kajira, reader, kelly ,the list goes on and on.


and welcome to the form

there's also Rip Vahn Ishmael, but since we don't really know what it is, we just refer to it as s(he).

And then there's Gyrm, but he's just a cross-dressing freak.

You'll pick up on our quirks eventually.

Or die trying. There are other worlds than these, after all.

I would just like it pointed out that while I am called David's "girlfriend," we have no actually pin-pointed my gender. Kthnxbai.

Finally registered here, so:

Hi. I'm Polymachaeroplagides, usually called Poly (or Polly, whichever you prefer) and I'm a 20-year-old student of musicology in Germany. I started reading LFG about ~ half a year ago and enjoyed it from first page on. I already went to a convention (and will be on another one this weekend) cosplaying Richard. With some ... flaws. (But most people seemed not to know LFG anyway, so I guess they didn't notice. :3)

Well, I think I will have fun here.

Greetings. Your name suggests you're indeed twisted enough to be able to cope here. Unpronouncible names usually signify twisted minds...as does ability to pronounce unpronouncible names.

Welcome to the forum.

Und ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.

Also, Lisa, while you may think the issue of your gender is up for debate, only something without a Y chromosome could be as evil, yet sexy, as you are. Case closed.

Welcome, Polly-RestfowhichIrefusetopronounce. I am the Epic Lisa!

This is Pop: Zero speaking, I'm a giant space maggot and spokesman of the giant space maggot company Pop: Zero, we produce delicious ice creams guaranteed to transform you into mindless zombie slaves so you shall serve us while and after we take over world domination.



Seriously though: This is a shared account of Tobias Beis (known as Threeshades on this board) and Tim Maughan (who to date is not signed up), who are combining forces to spit out the second most awesome webcomic ever to exist (since the first most awesome one is the one you get if you click on the "home" button above these forums).

Yeah anything else about us?
I don't know how much Tim would like me to give away about him, so I will shut up for now

Hello Whateverthefuckyourarecalled,

I rename you Willy. Glad to meet you.

- Masakatsu

Oh and Hi Pop

Um, welcome. I'm just me and the term "sharing" for me usually involves chainsaws.

Usually for me, it involves forks and hand injuries...

DON'T STEAL FOOD OFF MY PLATE!

Hence why he's the "resident asshole" and I'm the "resident psychotic."

For me it involves picking up a dictionary and saying "Nope. Can't find that one."

Resident arrogent asshole, thank you very much.

I stand corrected, but you still adore me.

It has a lot to do with both of these


Who could not love you people?

We're a highly affectionate bunch!