If I applied that to my physical im-not-online-life I would ... oh dear. that would be chaos....

Cross Richard with a nympho.

A Nympho? I like that.

every conversation here always returns to hot undead sex...

Ok, now I'm creeped out.

keywords: Hot. Sex.

And the undead.. well. technically that means not-dead. so alive.... and er... yeah.

the 'alternatively-living' ? *laughs* just means breathing wouldnt be a problem so you could do more, for longer, and in more places

I don;t think underwater or the vacuum of space would do it for me.

... I never lookd at it that way... but wouldn't the fact your flesh is dead and therefore unfeeling be a serious problem?

It would be like "Is it in?" "I don't know, I can't feel anything!"

hmmm... but I'm sure if you were powerful enough (since we're talking all warlock-y in the process) you could think of something... If you wanted to feel, don't see why you couldnt magic yourself feeling, then afterwards revert back to 'oh, was that an arrow going through my chest? I thought it was just dust...''

and take if you please (for the whole underwater/space comment) : really good blowjob being given and the giver never has to come up for air. think of the possibilities.

I had a gf once who could hold her breath for three minutes...

Okay, this is going places that are possibly dangerous, but I'm not saying it should stop...

And she enjoyed hot-tubs. I'll leave that thought with you. Discuss amongst yourselves.

If she can hold her breath that long i bet you enjoyed hot tubs also

Hot tubs became my favorite place after one sit in with her.

I could use a hot tub right about now...

I htink everyone can

I leave the Newcomers thread for a few months and this occurs. Tsk tsk. You kids need to learn- Ummm... Punctuality. Yeah.

What? We were just discussing my love of hot tubs. I think that allows newcomers to see what they're getting in to.

Point taken. With that in mind I condone the current conversation.

Yes, I have become the resident "freak the new people out" guy.

dang, i wanted that job

hang on, how are you freaking out the new people? lol

bathtub-related sextalk.

*mumble* stupid raven, getting the good job *mumble*

I just came here to say hi o.o

today on LFG "after dark"

And coming up, Your Children in danger! Details at ten.

and later on: the tonight show with richard, and todays special guest, Tim

lol

It's hot-tub related sex talk. And I can host an LFG after dark show. I just need some performers.

i will host the LFG nightly news

So anyone up for performing? Preferably hot chicks who are very comfortable in their sexuality?

dibs on Ollies job from family guy

HE GON GET FIRED! lol

I'll take whatever parts for men you have for the after dark show.

Hi I'm Hunter, I have been away working for the last while and weened myself from my LFG/Crackbook addiction and worked on my Spice addiction. I have been here for a very very long time, please don't be foolish as I will make you Grym's Ladies in Waiting.

Legend, you can be the narrator. All men's parts in the acting/on camera department fall to me.

In that case I'll be the producer/director, I do have experience in making adult films after all (see Kim-Kay Wedding Celebraion and Kim-Lisa-TLD Triple Delight for examples).

That works. long as I get to be in between. So each episode, if we show one scene, will need about two hours of air time. Anyone know how much that costs?

no, but il look into it.

ill by add space and get you a good network to put the show on.

hows abc work?

go for the fox network, they need something good

Fox might work. They seem to actually like shock value.

there ya go

Come on you guys, we've all got a reputation to mantain, and I don't think Fox or ABC will help us a lot in that area... the'll most likely hurt us actually.

comedy central?

I suppose HBO might be willing to do a sex special.

lol cartoon network

Maybe the Playboy Channel?

There's actually a playboy channel? Damn, I need to get cable

You have to pay for it though, and it's expensive.

i have an idea, lets put it on the nasa chanal and see if it gets more than 3 views